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DON'T MAKE ME WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!!!!!!!
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It was proven wrong in the 2nd and 3rd game. He lunges at your head, trying to bite your frontal lobe.
Agreed? Glad we agree..
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No, in the 2nd one, you're actually the murderer who killed the five children cause' the game is a prequel. So, Foxy's actually doing a good thing. In the 3rd game, he's not even real. He's an hallucination, for heaven's sake!
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Pff-
Well..
We all know he murders you so.
Goodbye to all wars :^)
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Yeah, but you're still playing a bad guy.
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well, I don't even give a shitty fuck. SO..
I won't reply anymore.
Thanks.
Bye.
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Me: Nuh, I Was Gonna Scream In My Face... *Hides Under Desk* Okay You Can Open The Door Now..
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Me: I'm upset now. *opens door* "COME BACK, FOOOOXYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Me: *Hiding Under Desk Waiting For Foxy To Come In The Office*
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Foxy: *stomps in* What?!?!
Me: *wraps hooves around Foxy's waist* *squeaks*
Foxy: *calms down, picks me up and hold me in his arms*
Me: "See? He's not so bad as you think he is. You can come out now."
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"wraps hooves" You are not a fucking pony
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I am too. Check out my ID.
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For real or is it just a roleplaying thing?
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For real, baby.
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._. Unless there is proof which is not your heavily altered selfie or a senseless statement, YOU. ARE. A. HUMAN. Unless it's a joke, then haha
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Stop it. You're ruining the whole thing.
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I'm not ruining anything, I'm just telling you the truth. Lol.
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No, you're ruining my whole identity. Lol
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Great...have fun getting that shock therapy and insulin after they get you locked up in that mental institution.
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Are you calling ME a nutjob? I'll get my brother to come and kick your chicken butt!
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If a person believing that they are a technicolor fictional cartoon pony is not a nutjob then the animatronic chicken in my avatar is actually a cat.
We live continents away. It would be next to impossible to do anything about me IRL.
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Fine, just as long as you don't call me a nutjob cause'... that's just mean.
We could fly over there.
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You would have to look everywhere, through every city to actually find me, but then again I have never revealed my identity or face online so you wouldn't be able to tell if the person you just broke in the house of is actually me. It's not as simple as you think it is.
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(animatronic scream)
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Did you just do that because you just realized it's almost impossible to find me and panicked or just couldn't think of anything else you say so you started roleplaying?
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Can't do this anymore. (shots self in the head)
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it is the day of ur funeral
nobody came
expect me
i wear sombrero and mexican outfit
i dance salsa n mamba n shit
everybody come
everybody party and celebrate
big bang happens
the end
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(asks God to return me to Earth) (rises up from grave) Sup, bitches?
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*big bang already happened, everyone is dead from the strong explosion*
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(asks God to create the universe to prove that atheists were wrong then resurrect everyone on Earth) Now, sup, bitches?
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Are you seriously going to bring religion to this now? Fuck no.
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You got something against Christianity?
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Do not think I do. I just find it really annoying how you decided to bring religion into this slightly humorous, senseless argument.
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Well, I don't believe in evolution, let alone the big bang. So...
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Great, i'm fine with that, just don't shove your beliefs on me. It's annoying as hell (no horrible pun intended)
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Me: Nah, I Stay, I Still Don't Trust Him....
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Foxy and Me: sad face
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Me: *Crawls Away* Nah...
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Me: Fine, I guess that $150 belongs to me.
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Me: *Runs Back In* What? No! No Way! *Takes A Step Back From Foxy*
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Me: "Then apologize to Foxy for slamming the door in his face."
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Me: *Annoyed Sigh* Sorry...
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Me: "For what, exactly?" *giggles*
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Me: "Slamming A Door....In Your Face.."
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Me: "THAT'S IT!!!!!! I'm keeping the money with me!! Who gives a flying feather about?!"
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Me: "Hey! I Got This Job To!! This Is [Insert Swear]!"
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Me: We're supposed to be working as a team, and you're closing the door in my when there are other evil animatronics trying to rape our flanks? This doesn't sound like teamwork, huh, Foxy?"
Foxy: "shakes head" "She's a [censored].
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Me: "Hey! At Least I Didn't Lock You Out! We Slept The Money,
We Are The Ones Who Got Dragged Into This Place Before.."
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