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Published: 2013-07-04 14:16:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 10297; Favourites: 356; Downloads: 72
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hmmmhhmhmhmmhhhmhmhmhhmm hmmm hmm hmmm whhooHHHOOOOLLYYSHIT!! Sorry!! *flees embarrassed*
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Reader sniper fluff!!!!
Reader: Hmm Humm dee DUUMMMMM!!! *your listening to your fave song and humming along while you make you way to the showers.*
you have your headphones on and you really aren't thinking about your surroundings all that much...
You make it into the locker room where you undress and put your things in your locker and wrap up in your favorite bathrobe.
sniper: *pulls head out from under the streaming water to look around* E'llo? who's there?
you: Hmm lalala!!! *didn't hear him*
sniper: *hears you singing and recognizes your voice* hehehe.....at least oi like the song! *starts humming along*
you: *takes headphones off to get in shower...still humming* la da dum dee duh- *hears a deeper humming coming from behind and stands still as a statue* uh oh...ummm Who's there?!?!
sniper: *grins* Just me mate! *turns around and starts walking your way* oi heard ya singin' my favorite song I just started singin' along!! *gives you a soft toothy grin...his eye's soft and tired from a long day's work. And his skin was a light tan from being out in the sun so much as a kid.* are you alright there mate?
*your face had went a light pink and your eye's wondered slightly*
you: Oh I'm Fine!! I'm just tired it been a long day...*you tried to grin in a somewhat normal way* w-what are you doing here??
sniper: I'm just taking me self a shower....*steps closer to you* what are you doing here?
you: umm just takin' a shower....hehe...*nervous laugh* what are you doing?
sniper: ya just asked me that.....mate...~<3
*you two gaze deep into each others eyes and you feel like it's been hours even though it's only been a couple of minuets*
sniper: hey umm could ya do me a favor?
you: *nods in agreement*
sniper: I have a spot on my back oi can't quite reach....*playful grin*
you: O-ok.....*takes the sponge from sniper and slowly starts scrubbing....his back is sweetly peppered with scars and light wounds....all the more excitable....hehehe*
Now I'm just gonna hand the reigns to you from here on out!!no matter how naughty, nice or just plain akward you imagine things turning out!! you can comment it if you like that just have a....hehe...nughty lil secret!!^u^
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oh my fricking gjdkfklHHH wow
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hahahaaha!! I hoped somebody would like it!!!
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I'd feel preetttyy awkward being in tha same vicinity naked with him 0///w\\\0
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but it's improper fer a lady ta be naked in the same room with a man who ain't hers
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hehehe *gruff chuckle* well I guess if it makes ya uncomfortable Oi'll hop outta here....*looks at you with a playful yet questioning look*
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"uuurrrmmm *ponders* I can still wash yer back if ya wish there darlin'?"
[if my sentence sounds funny, I'm trying to write in my "accent". It's like Engie's cuz I'm a southerner too]
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[I got ya!! ^u^]
sniper: *grins* well won't turn a good scrub down. *sexy smirk* as long as it don't bother ya mate! [^u^]
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N...na..not at all. Cleanliness is important. *scrubs his back and blushes cherry red*
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sniper: hehehe well maybe next I can give you a good scrub too? *grins over his shoulder*
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(O)____(O) mmmmmmmm *keeps scrubbing* I..I..I guess tha'd be alright. *voice cracks a bit with a squeak*
[in my head]: OHSWEETMOTHEROFMOSES what am I saying!?
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you finish scrubbing even though you went weak in the knees just thinking about what was about to happen....
sniper: alright your turn mate! *grins happily at you*
you turn around nervously....
you: ummm o-ok~ *said in a squeak*
sniper slowly starts scrubbing your shoulders in such a way you nearly forget he's doing it, only until a soft whisper breaks through the sound of the streaming water...
sniper: how's this love? *leans closer to your ear*
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*blushing a deeper red* eeep! *flinches slightly* Oh...aaahh...fine it's fine.
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sniper: hehehe *sexy chuckle* well oi can't say oi've ever got to scrub a woman before...*said in a bashful tone*
you: *snaps into reality* Wait you've never been naked in a shower with a woman before??? *shocked*
sniper: no...I'm not exactly irresistible.....
you: [mind} WWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!??!?!?!?!
[reality} Oh..... I kinda find that slightly hard to believe...
sniper: but in all seriousness oi'm glad your my first ~<3 *blushes deeply at you*
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(0)///w\\\(0) *nervous giggle* Well there darlin', I can't but say I'm flattered ta be ya first. Ye my first too, if that excludes washing youngins.
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sniper: *chuckles* yeah lil roo's don't count....hehehe
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*the scrubbing feels really nice*
Thankya fer washing my back Sniper. I usually wash with my sista, but she done cleaned herself today.
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sniper: *laughs* well maybe oi can start helpin ya wash? or you could start helpin' me? *leans in for emphasis*
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I...uh........uumm......I guess...maybe. *getting a little uncomfortable, I start rubbing my arm nervously*
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sniper: huh?? *sees you looking so uncomfortable and flustered* oh! Oi'm sorry mate Oi didn't mean to make you feel so umm...pinned but oi'll scoot... J-just forget I evah said that...oi wasn't thinking.....And again oi'm very, very sorry......*turns around and begins to walk off* [thought} How can oi be so stupid....oi was practically pressed against her.....oi hope she won't hate me fer it..... *feels like a douche bag*
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*turns to watch him go but I don't want him to feel bad* "Urm...eh Snipe."
*he stops and turn to look back*
"You din't finish warshin' my back precious."
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sniper: *looks confused* but oi don't want you to be uncomfortable mate, an' if my washin ya makes you feel that way oi won't do it.....
oi care about you and the last thing oi want to do is hurt you or make you feel pressured.....it wouldn't be right of me....*caring grin*
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[sorry about that last message, it go sent before I finished it] 
*thinks for a moment* Well, wer all living on the same base, in tha same barracks *smiles with a small giggle* We might as well get used to any awkward encounters we might just have sweetpea.
Might as well get used to'em before something weird happens. *grins a warm smile to assure him*
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sniper: *grins back* well we'll try to check before getting in the showers from now on.... *said in a playful tone*...deal? *holds a hand out for you to shake*
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*grins a playful smile and shakes his hand with a strong grip* "I guess I could work on that." 
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sniper: *grins* Alright then!!! ^u^ *finishes washing your back while you two talk about anything and everything*
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LOLz!!! Yes X3
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That was awesome!
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^U^ I love rp!! ^u^
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we must findz a good picture!!!!!!
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CHAAAAARRRGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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I have some in the the Team Fortress folder in my favorites...they Alphabetized so you gotta scroll down
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lol ok I'll check it out and then I'll comment on your folder which one I started on!!!
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OH LORD!! We might be at it for days!
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hahahaha!!! true!
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I'm gonna have to write these down and use them for possible short comics if I can get my lazy fanny to it
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lol!!! well I'm gonna go look!!! XD
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