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Published: 2008-09-15 05:00:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 18132; Favourites: 388; Downloads: 292
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#14 should be Hannah Montana, damn it! >(

Anyway, yay! I'm not dead like Aqua, see? :B
But in all honesty, I have nothing against her...yet...

*EDIT: Apparently, her hair is black and she's not that tanned.
Still looks bluenette and tanned in some screencaps though :B

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Purple628 In reply to ??? [2008-09-17 22:37:04 +0000 UTC]

lol I'd run if I was Xemnas.

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xochibi In reply to Purple628 [2008-09-18 22:35:27 +0000 UTC]

he'd be caught anyway :B

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Purple628 In reply to xochibi [2008-09-19 00:38:33 +0000 UTC]

true, so true

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megumi182 In reply to ??? [2008-09-17 21:00:42 +0000 UTC]

hahaha XD
I never thought about it, but nice theory

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xochibi In reply to megumi182 [2008-09-18 22:35:15 +0000 UTC]

why thank you :>

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TheIronbirdOfficial [2008-09-16 22:28:11 +0000 UTC]

Just the thought...of AquaxXem...is the DOOM for me. I would fall into a HUGE FUCKING DEPRESSION to maybe never draw again.

Let's hope that is Aqua's nobody.

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xochibi In reply to TheIronbirdOfficial [2008-09-17 02:44:38 +0000 UTC]

OR-OR-OR!
XION COULD BE XEMNAS'S MOMMY!
I can live with that *nods*

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TheIronbirdOfficial In reply to xochibi [2008-09-17 02:57:37 +0000 UTC]

lol,me too :3
*hugs*
gracias por levantarme el Γ nimo bebΓ©. Te adoro.
POR CIERTO FELIZ DÍA DE LA INDEPENDENCIA DE MΓ‰XICO!!!! 8DD

DIBUJÉ UN XEMNAS VESTIDO DE CHARRO PERO NO PUDE TERMINARLO DDDD8
ESPERO SUBIRLO MAΓ‘ANA!!!

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WolfieKid [2008-09-16 17:39:39 +0000 UTC]

I admit being a supporter of 'Xion is Aqua somehow'.

But, god, this twisted theory DID cross my mind. XDDDD

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xochibi In reply to WolfieKid [2008-09-16 18:44:21 +0000 UTC]

Xion probably IS related to Aqua...they look similar...
:B

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apjon In reply to ??? [2008-09-16 11:11:06 +0000 UTC]

maybe its xemnas' way of increasing the population of the organization.

thank you saix for destroying that plan.

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xochibi In reply to apjon [2008-09-16 18:43:45 +0000 UTC]

*applauds Saix*

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TheIronbirdOfficial In reply to xochibi [2008-09-16 22:23:18 +0000 UTC]

*joins*

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lurvisX3 In reply to ??? [2008-09-16 10:45:28 +0000 UTC]

lol, awesome! XD

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xochibi In reply to lurvisX3 [2008-09-16 18:43:24 +0000 UTC]

!

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Nathalie35 In reply to ??? [2008-09-16 02:29:43 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD That is genius!! XD

Though in honesty, I don't want the 14 member to be Aqua... And I'm kinda hoping she'll be more of a bad guy...

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xochibi In reply to Nathalie35 [2008-09-16 05:27:13 +0000 UTC]

she has a keyblade though so she's probably a goody-goody :<
Hannah Montana's better >B

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1tz-Dilan In reply to ??? [2008-09-16 02:06:05 +0000 UTC]

Oooh B*tchez and hoes got owned!

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xochibi In reply to 1tz-Dilan [2008-09-16 05:18:28 +0000 UTC]

yuh bitches better know their place! :B

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2Foxxie4U [2008-09-16 01:45:18 +0000 UTC]

LOL. This is EXTREMELY amusing to me considering just yesterday I was RPing with a friend, and Aqua somehow in a very topsy-turvy exchange of events out to be Saix's cousins, so the conversation kinda... went like this. X'DDD

Aqua marched up to Xemnas office, and began beating on the door. "HELLOOOOOOOO!~ Somebody open up, damnit!"
Rude shot her a weary glance. "Aqua...."
"I know what I'm doin', damnit."

Saix's ears perked up.
"Hellooooo...!~ Cuuuuuuuuuuuuziiiiiiiiiiin....!~"
His eyes widened suddenly.

"... Oh no..."

"What's wrong...?" Xemnas huffed.
"Off - OFF!" he hissed, pushing the bigger man off him. "We can finish up later! My pants - give me my pants!"

"WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP IN THERE?!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WAIT, BITCH! I'll come out when I'm good and READY!"
"YOU'D FUCKIN' BETTER!"

Finally, the door slammed open, missing their faces by a few inches. "WHAT THE HELL IS IT, YOU LITTLE TWERP?!"
"I NEED A JOB, CUNTFACE! AND DON'T YOU FUCKIN' TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!"
"I'LL TALK TO YOU HOWEVER I GOD-DAMN PLEASE! NOW WHAT KINDA JOB ARE WE TALKIN' ABOUT, BITCH?!"
"I WANNA BE A GUARD YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!!!"

Saix calmly turned to Xemnas. "Give her the job."
Xemnas frankly looked quite stunned. ".... Wha'...?"

Cid - who'd seen the whole thing - cracked up. "DAMN! It's the first time I've EVER seen good ol' Xemmy SPEECHLESS! Bwah hahahahahaha!!!"

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xochibi In reply to 2Foxxie4U [2008-09-16 05:14:58 +0000 UTC]

I can live with Saix and Aqua being cuzzies
As long as Xemmy stays away from her :B

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2Foxxie4U In reply to xochibi [2008-09-16 11:23:56 +0000 UTC]

What - is that some sort of pairing or something now? X'DDD Honestly, I'd never even think about it.

In fact, she might even have a good chance of being with Larx... As weird as that is. X'DDD Then, again, I don't see how that'd work since they're both basically the same person with different hairstyles already. X'DDD

.... *is rambling*

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teppei-kun In reply to ??? [2008-09-16 00:36:58 +0000 UTC]

haha you go saix!!

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xochibi In reply to teppei-kun [2008-09-16 05:12:52 +0000 UTC]

!

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teppei-kun In reply to xochibi [2008-09-16 21:11:28 +0000 UTC]

Saix

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Oro13Immortal In reply to ??? [2008-09-15 22:13:08 +0000 UTC]

lol nice and go saix^^

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xochibi In reply to Oro13Immortal [2008-09-16 05:08:36 +0000 UTC]

!

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BelleTheBeauty [2008-09-15 21:32:05 +0000 UTC]

You get her Saix!!! *Cheers*
I hope nothing like this does happen in the next game though, it'd hurt my sanity to the extreme...
I love this! Saix is so cute all jealous! But, Xemmy better run...

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xochibi In reply to BelleTheBeauty [2008-09-16 05:08:27 +0000 UTC]

It is futile; Saix shall catch him and do horrible things to him :3

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veggie-fan-attic In reply to ??? [2008-09-15 21:21:00 +0000 UTC]

XD It took me just a second to get it, but once I did, I about attacked Aqua myself. But Saix beat me to it. |D

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xochibi In reply to veggie-fan-attic [2008-09-16 05:07:50 +0000 UTC]

you can still beat her dead body :B

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veggie-fan-attic In reply to xochibi [2008-09-16 06:12:53 +0000 UTC]

*Sigh.* Yeah, but...it's just not the same. /._.\

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krazifreak [2008-09-15 20:56:54 +0000 UTC]

SAIX STOP BEING JEALOUS

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xochibi In reply to krazifreak [2008-09-16 04:54:17 +0000 UTC]

SAIX: NEVAHHHHH! *SNARLS AND RIPS XEMMY'S CLOTHES OFF*

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krazifreak In reply to xochibi [2008-09-16 22:58:42 +0000 UTC]

XEMNAS: SH-SHOULD I BE TURNED ON OR FRIGHTENED?!

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xochibi In reply to krazifreak [2008-09-17 02:21:31 +0000 UTC]

SAIX: BOTH! NOW SCREAM MY NAME, BITCH! *PINS XEMMY TO THE FLOOR AND SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE*

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krazifreak In reply to xochibi [2008-09-17 02:49:24 +0000 UTC]

XEMNAS: S-SAIX

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xochibi In reply to krazifreak [2008-09-17 03:10:42 +0000 UTC]

SAIX: NOW TURN AROUND- I'M GONNA WEAR YOUR ASS OUT!

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krazifreak In reply to xochibi [2008-09-17 21:08:50 +0000 UTC]

XEMNAS:

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xochibi In reply to krazifreak [2008-09-18 22:40:45 +0000 UTC]

SAIX: !!!!

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krazifreak In reply to xochibi [2008-09-18 23:55:08 +0000 UTC]

XEMNAS:

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xochibi In reply to krazifreak [2008-09-19 03:29:08 +0000 UTC]

SAIX:

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Off-Duty-Ninja In reply to ??? [2008-09-15 20:32:05 +0000 UTC]

I'M SO CONFUSED.

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xochibi In reply to Off-Duty-Ninja [2008-09-16 04:53:29 +0000 UTC]

WHERE DID I LOSE YOU? D8

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Off-Duty-Ninja In reply to xochibi [2008-09-16 22:42:11 +0000 UTC]

I...don't...know... :'{

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freakymusiclover13 In reply to ??? [2008-09-15 19:38:41 +0000 UTC]

lol. too funny xD
i love the expressions! :3

i didnt know Xion had blue hair xD

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xochibi In reply to freakymusiclover13 [2008-09-16 04:53:16 +0000 UTC]

yessss, now all Xion has to do is call Saix "Mommy" and all will be right with the world

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freakymusiclover13 In reply to xochibi [2008-09-16 20:26:07 +0000 UTC]

exaclty!! >3

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Kinera-Sora In reply to ??? [2008-09-15 19:37:26 +0000 UTC]

I really feel bad because of this...
I think I'll got mope in a corner until Isnap and try to drown myself in the shower.

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Kinera-Sora In reply to Kinera-Sora [2008-09-16 19:34:17 +0000 UTC]

....Okaaaaaay....
-backs away from her beloved Saix plush she got last christmas-

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