HOME | DD
xochibi — Crack Theory Number 14-2
Published: 2008-09-15 05:00:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 18134; Favourites: 388; Downloads: 292
Redirect to original
Description
Part One - [link]#14 should be Hannah Montana, damn it! >(
Anyway, yay! I'm not dead like Aqua, see? :B
But in all honesty, I have nothing against her...yet...
*EDIT: Apparently, her hair is black and she's not that tanned.
Still looks bluenette and tanned in some screencaps though :B
Kingdom Hearts (c) Disney, Square Enix
Related content
Comments: 266
It would be the DOOM for every XemSai-fan!! D:
I hope it's Aqua's nobody.. 'cause Saix could kill her then if she try to come near to Xemnas xD'
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
My first reaction to Shion/Xion: I was shocked.
My second reaction: I laughed my arse off just because I found out she has tanned skin and blue hair.
So...
XDD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
She's a xemsai fangirl's dream :B
Unless she's Xemmy's daughter DDDDDDDD:
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
But Saix has blue hair so it doesn't have to be aqua to get number 14
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
but men can't really have babies :<
however....Saix IS Sailor Moon, so he could be an exception....
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Men can't have babies ?! Who ever told you that! I have seen more then enough manbabies.... on the internet
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
indeed, quite the opposite :B
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yup! He's madder then a barrel of hornets,
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
LOL that's funny, totally how Saix would react. Good job.
And anyway I thought Xemnas did know her, cause didn’t he used to be Terra? O.o If I am wrong please ignore me.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
He DOES know her, but I dunno if he was Terra....
I'm hoping he's Master Xehanort
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I thought Master Xehanort took over Terra... that's how it looked in Birth by Sleep.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Terra's eyes glowed, but it didn't look like he was being taken over or anything...
And he and Master Norty meet up on other separate occasions and if Norty really wanted to take over Terra, it woulda made more sense for him to do that while the other two weren't around...
Then again, no one in the KH universe seems to know how to think ahead ._.
And if Terra's one of the Nortys, that'd make Riku one of the Nortys as well...which kinda makes sense...OMG SPOILER!
Whatever happens, I really hope Norty doesn't have a tragic past. That'll ruin him for me -_-
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
What...Riku and Terra are related?! D:
I can tell in terms of their names, but that is all! Are they actually related?!!!!
Friends: Maybe we should stop her...her KH obsession has gone too far...
Me: No! Wait! Just one more!NNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooo.......*dragged away*
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
TOTALLY CANON LOLZ
I wouldn't be surprised if Xemnas was just some stalker person /creepy pedo who wanted to **** Aqua.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
but Saix could please him better DDD:
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
BECAUSE IT'S TIGHTER AND SWEATIER?
lulz
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Omfg. xDD
Yeah, that's some crack theory there.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*dies*
That's so right, yet so wrong.
Not the manbaby thing.
The speculation that Aqua could be any competition for Saix in the battle for Xemmy's affection.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
totally D:
After all, in Final Mix, Xemmy visited Aqua's armor and called her a friend...
Though they were probably just enemies :B *crosses fingers*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*has not played final mix*
Everything I know about it is Youtube'd cut-scenes and hints/spoilers from people on here.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
... the minute... you put Saix next to Aqua... All logic in my mind ended.
It's conclusion:
"Saix could be the Nobody of Aqua :B"
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
I ranted on that a while ago as a crack thingymajig on my journal...
We should so start a new phase of fandom with this... Saix as Aqua's nobody... (though it is most likely the most implausible and inaccurate plot every came up with...but it's the pain and fun that drives us to do it...XD)
...Oh boy, full moon today!
Saix: MOON! SHINE DOWN!
AIYIIIIIII~~~~~
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
... *speechless*
a part of my mind screams "DOOOOOO EEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
that's the Axel part. I swear it. It's dumb enough.
Then there's the intelligent side that says "... No."
.... oh the temptation.
And yes. Although Full moon was officially last night. Tonight there's a small sliver missing.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
...Well, I'm on the west coast of the Americas, so that explain the late full moon ==U
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
...Oh well, it was full moon on the other side of the earth then....
Saix drew the power from halfway across the globe...wonder how he does that?
Meanwhile, in Squeenix HQ, Japan...
Testuya: "...Did we forgot to turn off the lunar energy collector yesterday night?"
Crew: "...Oops!..."
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*nods in agreement*
And Sailor Moon ties up all the loose ends.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Just like Saix/Princess Serenity makes a great pairing >D
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
LOL Oh My . Thats just why I love Saix for. 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I get it! -Does Anime style fist hitting hand- So Aqua and Xemnas have -Beep- and #14 is made?
Saix: You better not say that again...
The Yaoi bit I told you before...I did a while back now. It looks bad compared to yours so I didn't send you the link before.
[link]
[link]
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Xemnas has no idea what to do with a woman, so he and Aqua perform a fusion DBZ-style, and #14 was created by freak accident. *nods like she believes what she's saying*
Xemnas and Saix totally shower together to cut back on the water bill :B
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
XD The mansion we live in is being partly paid by marluxia, namine, kairi, sora, and riku working. Money is no object in my doujin. We could go to other worlds and go on a killing spree for it. Like Kingdom Hearts and Disgaea.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
This has to be the best crack theory I've heard so far. You win at life.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
<= Prev | | Next =>