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Published: 2015-08-15 04:24:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 13475; Favourites: 211; Downloads: 25
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I see what you did there.
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R.I.P
PDI
We will miss you.
Because you made the best anime: This.
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What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp you little farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your anus, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Pinocchio.
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If you watch Shrek backwards it's about an insane ogre who divorces his wife,gets a dragon to puke out a short groom who transforms the ogre into a princess,who then gets undressed into a green gown to go to a castle,whom the ogre and his donkey takes her own an epic journey which involves reviving a exploded bird by singing,then locks the princess in a castle guarded by that same dragon which they chase to put the princess back,and then goes back to the grooms' castle who wakes up his army then returns to his swamp to find it run by fairytale creatures so the ogre goes back into his house to put back his dinner then his donkey into the woods and the donkey runs back to were they're putting back the fairytale creatures,and then the ogre lives all alone in his swamp.
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holy shit i did not notice.
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And if watch Titanic backwards,it's a heartwarming story about a bunch of zombies who board a ship that is rejoins itself while rising slowly from the sea and then takes the people back to England to play poker.
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