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Even someone as jolly as Regis can lose his temper. However, unlike his elder brother who will lose if one so much as looks at him the wrong way, he loses it whenever people don’t get along. It gets especially bad when it’s between people he cares about.

So when Regis heard Ganondorf was having yet another heated argument with Queen Zelda, he confronted his brother about it. When talking it out wouldn’t work, he decided to use the good ol’ Dragmire negotiation method of brute force. Amazing that someone as thick and jiggly as him could overpower the former Demon King. Though in Ganondorf’s defense, his focus was clouded at the moment.

Imagine Zelda’s surprise when her husband came into her private quarters with a knife to his neck with the heavy Gerudo right behind him holding said knife. He said nothing but what needed to be said…

“TALK! TO. YOUR. WIFE!”

Description
Even someone as jolly as Regis can lose his temper. However, unlike his elder brother who will lose if one so much as looks at him the wrong way, he loses it whenever people don’t get along. It gets especially bad when it’s between people he cares about.

So when Regis heard Ganondorf was having yet another heated argument with Queen Zelda, he confronted his brother about it. When talking it out wouldn’t work, he decided to use the good ol’ Dragmire negotiation method of brute force. Amazing that someone as thick and jiggly as him could overpower the former Demon King. Though in Ganondorf’s defense, his focus was clouded at the moment.

Imagine Zelda’s surprise when her husband came into her private quarters with a knife to his neck with the heavy Gerudo right behind him holding said knife. He said nothing but what needed to be said…

“TALK! TO. YOUR. WIFE!”