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"Aww, jeez. Why the hell did my maker put that internal combustion whatever-the-hell engine right in my abdomen? It makes it look like I've got a potbelly... or a beer belly at worst. I don't even drink beer, for fuck's sake..."

Yeah, fun fact about Zeke: that potbelly of his ain't fat or insulation; it's an perpetual internal combustion engine that allows him to be powered without needing constant charging. He can theoretically run for about two to three months before needing to recharge said engine. However, his hyperactivity causes him to burn through 90% of the engine's fuel in about a month... much to his maker's annoyance.

Description
"Aww, jeez. Why the hell did my maker put that internal combustion whatever-the-hell engine right in my abdomen? It makes it look like I've got a potbelly... or a beer belly at worst. I don't even drink beer, for fuck's sake..."

Yeah, fun fact about Zeke: that potbelly of his ain't fat or insulation; it's an perpetual internal combustion engine that allows him to be powered without needing constant charging. He can theoretically run for about two to three months before needing to recharge said engine. However, his hyperactivity causes him to burn through 90% of the engine's fuel in about a month... much to his maker's annoyance.