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If any of you ever doubted the intelligence of my mom's boyfriend, well... here ya go.

"WOW A FREE BIG SCEEN!!!! TV!!!!!111 WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!1111111 ALL 4 ME???????/!!!!1 IM SO SPESHUL!!!! TAHTS SOOOOOO KEWL!!!!!!!!!!1 WOOOWWWW!!!!!"

Seriously. I warned him SPECIFICALLY not to go after the free big screen pop-ups again. But noooo, "I KEN DO OT IFF I WANT TWO!!!!! ISS MYE KUMPYUTRE!!!!!!!1 I WONT GET NO VYRESSES!!!1111"... "Tom, you already got like forty viruses in the past twenty minutes. That's like, a new record." "WEEELL I NO HWO 2 GET RIDDA DEM VYRESS!!!!!1 ILL DALETT DEM!!!!1" "You CAN'T delete programs if they're in use. Which they all are. Which is why your computer is so freaking slow." "NUH UH!!111111 TAHT IZ CUZZA U!!!!!!!1 ISS U N ALL YOURE FYLEZ!!!!!111 COZ FYLEZ DUNT BALONG ON A KEMPYUTRE!!!!!!!11 IMA DALEET TEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!1" "...Right. *goes back to bed 'cause she's sick and yet still smarter than him*"

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If any of you ever doubted the intelligence of my mom's boyfriend, well... here ya go.

"WOW A FREE BIG SCEEN!!!! TV!!!!!111 WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!1111111 ALL 4 ME???????/!!!!1 IM SO SPESHUL!!!! TAHTS SOOOOOO KEWL!!!!!!!!!!1 WOOOWWWW!!!!!"

Seriously. I warned him SPECIFICALLY not to go after the free big screen pop-ups again. But noooo, "I KEN DO OT IFF I WANT TWO!!!!! ISS MYE KUMPYUTRE!!!!!!!1 I WONT GET NO VYRESSES!!!1111"... "Tom, you already got like forty viruses in the past twenty minutes. That's like, a new record." "WEEELL I NO HWO 2 GET RIDDA DEM VYRESS!!!!!1 ILL DALETT DEM!!!!1" "You CAN'T delete programs if they're in use. Which they all are. Which is why your computer is so freaking slow." "NUH UH!!111111 TAHT IZ CUZZA U!!!!!!!1 ISS U N ALL YOURE FYLEZ!!!!!111 COZ FYLEZ DUNT BALONG ON A KEMPYUTRE!!!!!!!11 IMA DALEET TEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!1" "...Right. *goes back to bed 'cause she's sick and yet still smarter than him*"