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[how's it going on bros my name name is ]

("after a wild ride on a motorcycle with jevil and empress, lancer needs to go through a abandoned public bathroom so he can divert the traffic")

("and at that moment, a blue bird creature's head pops out of a toilet")

lancer
"huh?"

???
" hey hey hey "
" how's it goin on bros my name is "
"b>b>b>b BERDLY!!"
"ev>ryone's favourite streamer/youtuber/content creator/Instagram shit poster/influencer/tweeter usee/////////////////////////////«"
"b>b>b>b BERDLY I SAY!!!"
"ah ah ah ah ha!"
"sometimes i forget how cool i can be..."
""well well, look what the g> g> g> g goat dragged in!"

("berdly jumps out of the toilet and starts observing lancer")

berdly
"ofcourse it's the one and only d"why so blue? my low level c"how did you lost yourself in a a
"did they no g"you all a
"did all of your greatest plans got blown away by the air"?

"no more views? no more subs? no more people to
t
"fl
("berdly punches the toilet and the water starts shooting out from it right into his face")
berdly
"well worry not my dear fellow!"
"why would you care about those brain dead f"when you can be a.."
"AR>R>R>R!"
"you heard me right bro, so pay attention and you'll be a ALPHA GAMER!"
"and the secret cheat codes for becoming one... "
"is"
"right"
"here"
"with me!"
"and it's nothing b

"ah
"yes you heard me right!"
"you need that
"well aren't you a lucky o"just go ahead and show me your h"so what do you say darkner boy?"
"if you haven't found the d"then allow me to a"AH< AH< AH
("battle engage")

yeah yeah we've been over this berdly swaps with spamton here he was a successful streamer untill he wasn't and he has most of his og persanolity but his an adult now and he gets way more pissed off than usual and also he's text quirk is not stuttering his text speach literally bugs out and he allways has to yell the word out all thanks to his toataly reliable digital glasses
(disclaimer not actual glasses)

Description
[how's it going on bros my name name is ]

("after a wild ride on a motorcycle with jevil and empress, lancer needs to go through a abandoned public bathroom so he can divert the traffic")

("and at that moment, a blue bird creature's head pops out of a toilet")

lancer
"huh?"

???
" hey hey hey "
" how's it goin on bros my name is "
"b>b>b>b BERDLY!!"
"ev>ryone's favourite streamer/youtuber/content creator/Instagram shit poster/influencer/tweeter usee/////////////////////////////«"
"b>b>b>b BERDLY I SAY!!!"
"ah ah ah ah ha!"
"sometimes i forget how cool i can be..."
""well well, look what the g> g> g> g goat dragged in!"

("berdly jumps out of the toilet and starts observing lancer")

berdly
"ofcourse it's the one and only d"why so blue? my low level c"how did you lost yourself in a a
"did they no g"you all a
"did all of your greatest plans got blown away by the air"?

"no more views? no more subs? no more people to
t
"fl
("berdly punches the toilet and the water starts shooting out from it right into his face")
berdly
"well worry not my dear fellow!"
"why would you care about those brain dead f"when you can be a.."
"AR>R>R>R!"
"you heard me right bro, so pay attention and you'll be a ALPHA GAMER!"
"and the secret cheat codes for becoming one... "
"is"
"right"
"here"
"with me!"
"and it's nothing b

"ah
"yes you heard me right!"
"you need that
"well aren't you a lucky o"just go ahead and show me your h"so what do you say darkner boy?"
"if you haven't found the d"then allow me to a"AH< AH< AH
("battle engage")

yeah yeah we've been over this berdly swaps with spamton here he was a successful streamer untill he wasn't and he has most of his og persanolity but his an adult now and he gets way more pissed off than usual and also he's text quirk is not stuttering his text speach literally bugs out and he allways has to yell the word out all thanks to his toataly reliable digital glasses
(disclaimer not actual glasses)