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#fanart #minicomic #phonesketch #dipcifica
Published: 2015-12-12 05:39:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 52325; Favourites: 557; Downloads: 58
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DipCifica YEAH~!!!So uhh.. Happy Holidays~
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Me:whatever
You: look...dipcifcia is important to both of us. And bill too. You guys just have to learn to be civil.
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*has rave party in hiding spot*
me: oh. you meant stealthy. XD
you:
*dipper and pacifica dont notice*
bill: im surprised you didnt give away our spot.
me: maybe because they were REALLY loud?
you: DAMN IT! WE MISSED IT!
me: but i recorded it.
*looks at footage*
me:
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Me: You did! Angel from God!
Bill: what God?
Me: how dare you!
You: here we go again
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me: can i clean out my eyes first?
you: why?
me: EXTREME dipifica. thats all i will tell you
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bill: HEY! MORONS! HURRY UP BEFORE THE SHOW ENDS!
me: *rips out eyes and grows them back* IM COMING!
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Runs faster than the sped of light
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me: so extreme.
you: .............. *shedding tear* ITS BOOTIFUL!
bill: where did the popcorn go?
me: i dont know. *quickly swallowing the popcorn*
you:
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You: how we bout get somemore!
Me: No you'll eat it up like the last 3 boxes!
You: it wasn't 3 it was 2
Me: So....you admit to eating them.
You:......Maybe
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dipper: what was that?
pacifica: IF SOMEONE IS WATCHING US................
*branch snaps*
*all of us fall*
dipper: what was that?
me: RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!!!!
dipper: BILL!?
bill: ................
you: SHIT! YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
pacifica: im ok with that.
*takes out shotgun*
you: er um.......
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Me:.....Your hair looks fabulous wghat kind of conditioner do you use?
Paz: OMG thanks! Well I really like to use....hey! Nice try!
Me: Shit.
You: what part of run bitch run do you not understand?! The run or the bitch
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pacifica: WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME!?
dipper: WHAT ARE YOU CALLING HER!?
me: *in very high pitch voice* um... nothing.
bill: OH BOY! THERES GONNA BE BLOOD!
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Me: Bill I thought you liked blood?
Bill: I do! Just waiting for her to get killed,I even got popcorn!
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me: PLAMS!
*pops*
dipper: dafaq?
pacifica: .............
bill: 
me: TOO BAD!
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Me: will since that's settled can we take you two's picture and fangirling over it.
Dip&Paz: What!? Of course not!
Me: I was hoping you'd cooperate. Oh well*pulls out duck tape* I guess we'll just have to this the hard way. Littlebigart hold then down.
You: With pleasure! Hold still you guys!
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I am a tiny creature. How do you expect me to hold down two people. XD
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Crud! Their getting away!
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bill: im sorry. the previous comments never said you were tiny
me: FINE! ILL BE NORMAL SIZE!
you: ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE RAPING THE FOURTH WALL OR GO AFTER THEM!?
me: i dunno
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Me: Ugh do I have to to everything myself!? Come on Bill were going to need your demon powers!
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bill: fine
*teleports dipper and pacfica*
dipper: HEY!
bill: right. i forgot.
*puts dipper and pacifica in same bed naked*
dipper: OOOH!
*GAH! FULL MOON! *
me: *pop* noice
you: I DIDNT MEAN MAKE IT PORN!
bill: well too bad
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Me
Paz: I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOM!!!
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me: PROTECTION! feels like im mister bubbles.
*GAMING REFERENCE! why?*
me: BECAUSE I CAN BIATCH!
*ok. carry on*
dipper's thoughts: OH YEAH!
bill: you heard that right?
me: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BROADCAST HIS THOUGHTS!?
bill: to annoy you.
me:
you: SHADDUP!
me:
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Me: All of you shut up! Dipper stop being a perv.
You: *pouts* you don't have to be mean about it.
Dipper: hey your over here forcing us together naked!
Bill:....that sounds very suggestive.
You : never say that again
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dipper's thoughts: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gettin zah booty tonight
me: BILL! STOP BROADCASTING HIS DAMN THOUGHTS!
*mabel walks in*
mabel:
*walks out and runs away to therapy*
everyone: ....................................
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Me: well she's scarred for life....on with the show!
You: amen!!!
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bill: PAIN IS HILARIOUS!
me: GTFO!
bill: nah
you: well, we fucked up everything
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Me: Come on you two...we'll find another way to get Dipcifca.
You: Awww but I was just about to post these naked pictures of them online.
Dip&Paz: What!!!
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me: well is it too late to post it to pornhub?
*1. YOU WILL GET ARRESTED FOR THAT! 2. YES IT IS!*
dipper and pacifica: fuck this shit im out
you:
bill: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
*peeking through the window*
dipper:
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Me: 😑😑 lets just follow them some more.
You: should I save this video! Since I can't upload it to pornhub what about YouTube!?
Me: whats wrong with you?
You: I don't know still trying to figure that out myself
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*opens door*
*music plays*
voice: ITS RAPING TIME!
dippercest dipper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dippercest tyrone: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SHIT! CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!
bill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
you: no time to bleach my eyes KEEP GOING!
mabel: thanks
dipper: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
doctor: now call me if you need anything
pacifica: GET OUT THE WAY!
me: LET US UPLOAD THIS TO YOUTUBE OR PORNHUB
*WAIT UP!*
you: YAH!
bill: i can do this all night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mabel: *loses arms* *heads back to hospital* more therapy
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Me: Bill! Change that into Pacfica! We could make it a clone 4way!
You:I'll get the camera!
Dipper:WHAT! Youbguys do realize its still wrong and iillegal to upload this right!
Me: Your 13 right? Well that's just as good as 18!
Pacifica: I'll sue all of you!
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mabel: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *disappears*
buuuuuuuuuuuuuu
dipper: just keep running just keep running
you: GET OVER HERE!
dipper: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!
when you are dead she can rape the dead body
bill: EVIL! I LIKE IT!
dipper:
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Me: Damn it Dipper! If it wasn't for Pacifica and my shipping code I'd let Bill kill you!
Bill:😢 awww. Can I still?
Me: No!
You: Um....do I still get the camera?
Me:Yes! You get the camera while I get Pacifica. Bill watch Dipper. He better still be alive when I get back.
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bill: funtime
dipper: no i aint gay bitch
bill: oh
pacifica: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM!
me and you: BACK!
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Me: I'm tired of this Bill cast a spell to make them forget.
Bill: Can I do that? I don't know if I can.
You: The fuck? Your a demon of course you can.
Bill: Dream demon, idiot.
You: You wanna go dorito!?
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i can call the mabel clones and have some pinecest going up in here.
everyone else: HELL NO!!!!!!!!! I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!
it was a joke
bill: even i aint that evil
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Me: *knife in hand* I dare you to get Mabel clones....I fucking dare you.
You: Sorry! Jeez joking joking.
Bill:*whispering* I kinda don't mind-
Me: *exorcist head turn* what was that!?
You&Bill: Nothing!
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well i am going to see dipifca NOW!
*opens tear to another universe with dipifica*
you coming?
bill: *pop* noice
*HELL YEAH!
you: YEP!
*10 hours later*
bill, me and you:
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You: we shouldn't have done that.
Me:Yep.
Dip&Paz:agreed
Bill
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well im going to therapy.
*opens tear to a therapy place*
*leaves you behind*
oops almost forgot.
*lets you through*
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THANK YOU MISTLETOE! I OW YOU ONE :3
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XDD I LOVR HOE BILL IS JUST STALKING THE OTP
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This is the cutest thing I've seen in weeks Omg my God!!
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Blame it on the night~~~
dont blame it on me
dont blame it on me
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I am seriously just loving the fact that Bill is just sitting there shipping it like there is no tomorrow.
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BILL JUST FANBOYING AIN'T HE XD I'M F*CKING DYING
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