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Yurbleyurble13 — Platinum Nuzlocke Part 1
Published: 2011-01-27 05:59:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 17048; Favourites: 123; Downloads: 3695
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. First . Next .The first part! ...and there's not one goddamn Pokemon in the thing.
Okay, so, this is to show you NOT to Nuzlocke a game you've never played before, of a story you think is stupid, with a generation you hate. I'm ATTEMPTING to get over my prejudice of the 4th gen by doing this, but in the process of making the script as I first went along with the game, I ended up just spending so much time making fun of the ridiculous plot.
I'm sorry Pearl (Rival), I'm so, so sorry, but... your personality in the game is a cross between a coke addict and a stalker. So you're basically Yandere to begin with. I just made it more apparent.
Other than that... let's play a game. Count how many times the artist switched styles in this! Christ, I was trying to just find something that would be fun, appealing, easy, and QUICK to draw in so I could pump out these comics, and just found I ended up switching styles a million times. I mean, in the end, I had fun with facial expressions and I DO like how this came out...
And that joke in the middle with 'Clark' and pushing things other places, it has to do with Spongebob. I hope you get it.
Mock romance is fun. Dawn DERP is hilariously fun.
And I LOVE drawing Rowan with a muppet/lid mouth. It's hilariously entertaining.
What Pokemon did I chose~? You'll find out next time!
Clark's expression in the last panel is thanks to *Teh-Akuma-Yoru ~
He draws the most hilarious expressions EVER.Pokemon © Nintendo
Self, 'art' © Self
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Comments: 186
Fuuuu. Brucey is never too busy for his lolitabitchslut. :iconucardplz: ROFL yes omigawhs
Yes. I need a gold star. Actually I need about ten. or fifty. (Not my problem that I havent seen my dick-provider in a couple days. A GIRL HAS NEEDS MASUYU)
ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ROFL MEEEE MEE MEEE MEEE MEEE
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Brucey IS too busy for his lolitabitchslut. Brucey is busy trying to NOT SUFFER ANOTHER DEATH. lol, it's based off my list of the 5 most erotic pokemon... that came out wrong. Can you can't pull off the face, only I can
NO. YOU WILL NEVER GET A GOLD STAY. (...WRRRRRRY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS INFORMATION.)
No. IT'S NOT
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NO HE IS NOT. BRUCEY WUCEY WOVES HIS LOLITABITCHSLUT TOO MUCH TO IGNORE HER. FFFFF thats so awesome... and I actually think youre right D: BUT WHICH FACE CAN I UUUSEEE
D:< YOU... YOU... YOU... pandabutt!!!! I WANT MY GOLD STAR! (Hee heeeee. CAUSE I HAVE NO OTHER RAISON? NO OTHER RAAAISON I DO THINGS FOR NO RAAAAISON!)
YES IT IS I ALREADY FORGOT WHAT WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT BUT YES IT IS DAMN IT!
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Brucey Wucey is busy kicking Galactic ass. I was bored one night, shut up D: ...YOU ASS.
Nope. Teacher doesn't give gold stars to girls who whore themselves out, work for the fbi, and ice skate. (...GOD DAMMIT SPICY.)
YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH AND DAWN IS NOT YOU, YOU ATTENTIONWHORE.
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BRUCEY LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE AND YOU KNOW IT. FACE
I know you have an obsession with my ass, Masuyu. i know.
... Why is it THAT specific? Why don't you just not give out stars to girls who whore themself out? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING I DO, WHY (HEEEE HEEE HEEEE)
UGH I KNOWWW IT ISNT MY FAULT! I THINK ABOUT THINGS A LOT AND THEN I THINK ABOUT TOO MANY THINGS AND IT JUST ORGASMS EVERYWHERE WITH NO END.
yes. dawn is meeeee.
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WELL, I'M SEEING MORE LOVE FOR SOMEONE ELSE IN THE COMIC. shut up, you have no proof.
Because, girls that are all three of those things tend to be the BIGGEST whores. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WHOOOORE. (GAWD >:C)
...WHY DID YOU USE THE WORD ORGASMS? IT'S LIKE USING THAT OLD WORD EJACULATE TO REPRESENT SPEECH.
And no. She isn't.
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WHO? ME? MEEEEE? IS IT ME? ITS ME
I so do. you know i do.
OH? THE BIGGEST? WHAT ABOUT THOSE GIRLS WHO ARE STRIPPERS, POLE DANCERS, AND MYSPACE BLOGGERS HUH? ARE THEY HAPPY GO LUCKY NOT-WHORES? HUH? ARE THEY?
OH ROFL that reminds me, me and henry were trying to come up with sexual words to use in everyday life and I was like, "Ejaculate." and he was like, "... liz that doesn't work."
"Yes it does. its like, "OH SHIIIIT! I'M EJACULATING FROM THIS AIR PLANE!!!""
"... no, it only works if you don't REALIZE its a sexual word. when someone says ejaculate they automatically think of a dick."
"...So you like 'come' better than 'ejaculate'."
"Yes. sometimes your ideas are stupid and not funny."
"I'm actually a man."
"Oh good, cause i'm actually a woman."
"Oh bby, i knew this would work out."
"dat ass"
It happened like that too. XDDDD JUST. LIKE. THAT.
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NO IT'S NOT YOU, YOU STUPID.
No, you don't, whore.
AND YES, THEY'RE HAPPY GO LUCKY AND YOU ARE A WHORE. DEAL WITH IT.
....
I WANT TO HAVE SILLY CONVERSATIONS LIKE THAT FOR SPICY TO QUOTE LATER. WHY AM I NOT SPECIAL Q_____Q
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WH... WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME STUPID WHY!!!!
YOU DONT LOVE ME
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BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ATTENTION WHORE. BUT I DO LOVE YOU. I JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
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WUH... WUH... NO YOU HATE ME. YOU HATE ME.
you do know i'm the furthest thing from an attention whore?
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Yeah, I know. You do know this is the furthest thing from what I think of you, right?
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I hope so!!!! yes I know. I was just making sure, i dont want to come off as a ho... harrrhar
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You ARE a hoe. Just not an attention seeking hoe. Speaking of which, how's those guys down at the ice rink :U
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Oh bby, still hot as the sun is - i have to pee. actually i think all the hot guys are gone. depression D:
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Awwww. Poor you. DON'T CARE. YOUR PIMP IS TELLING YOU TO PUT OUT.
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BUT - BUT I HAVE A BOYFRAN D: AND YOU WANT ME TO SHOW MY LOLITALICIOUS BODY... TO OTHERS? BESIDES YOURSELF?
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YES. I NEED SOME MONEY TO FINISH PAYING FOR MY ONE PIECE FIGURES. MEANING YOU NEED TO SHOW SOME POO-TAH.
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UGH BUT... BUT... I DON'T... D: MEN ALWAYS HURT MY POOR LOLITALICIOUS BODY THEYRE SO MEAN EVERYONE IS SO MEAN WHYYYY WHYYY
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I. DON'T. CARE. GET IN YOUR SPARKLY SKIRT AND SHAKE IT.
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I... BUT I -... sigh. Okay masuyu. -drags feet-
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WHAT WAS THAT? "I LOVE MY JOB?" GOOD.
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What was THAT? You want to work OVERTIME? That's WONDERFUL!
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MRFMRFUFUFUFMRF sobsobsobsobsob
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Oh, and you wanted to go deep? HOW WONDERFUL they pay extra for that!
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whinewhinesobsobsobsobpainpainsobsobwhine
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WHAT WAS, THAT, YOU WANNA GO ICE SKATING NAKED WITH THE HAIREST MAN THERE? THAT'S GREAT!!
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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU sobsobcrycrycrycrytantrum
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WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT A TRIPLE SHIFT?
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I only made fifty thousand this time masuyu... is that enough not to get verbally and physically abused tonight? D:
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NOT ENOUGH GIRL, NOW GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.
in other news... I CAN'T WAIT FOR BLACK AND WHITE ;LSALKD;LSAMFL;SDMVLFSDM;LEWJFE;OEWFK
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sob... Yes ma'am...
ANDKJSBD I KNOW!!!! I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!
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GOOD. GIRL.
I already came up with my character; he's black, got corn-row dreads that are really long and died blue; he's 18, currently in between jobs, and bi. He's chill, man. Name's Joseph Monz.
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suhweet! He sounds all like, "yeah, man. we can battle... go, i choose you! yeah, dodge that attack man. now go for the kill! yeah! alright. let's go lay in the shade"
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lol, he's actually kind of insecure about himself. See, he dropped out of school a while ago cause he wanted to support himself, his old man and him don't get along since his mom died, he just wants to find something he's good and... he can't find it. That's kind of why he turned to pokemon training.
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awww D: he shouldnt be. i can already tell i'd be his best fran. and pshh, i'm more bad at stuff than he is.
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And he happens to ramble too. He gets the Mijumaru (REFUUUUUSE THE ENGLISH NAME) when he gets there late and he's like 'You're serious, Professette? No one wanted dis little guy?' HE'S SO CHILL, GOD. The reason his hair is dyed blue is actually because his girlfriend, Mimi, wanted it to match hers. She's a DJ in the same city as the electric things and has a thing for dark-types. They're on-again/off-again, nothin' too serious.
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AWWWWWWWWW precious precious. I already like Josie <3 YES THATS MY NICKNAME FOR HIM U:
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You realize he's 18, right? And the most mature of all my trainers? And... kind of not adorable looking XD lol. Oh god, I can't wait to the play the game. But yeah... lol, Josie? That's better than what his rival will nickname him. 'Jo Mons SUCK.'
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I don't care, it's personality that counts <3 I actually have a friend kinda like him. YES JOSIE <33
thats terrible XD
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His rival is a white, wannabe kind of kind with short dreads XD A cracker, really.
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGSTERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol, yes, exactly. I haven't decided his female rival yet. She may have pink hair... I'm just going all out with these guys. But all the abnormal haircolors are dyed.
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