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THIS BE NOT THE ORIGINAL! THIS BE A *CLUB* ENTRY!!!(Original no longer available)
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"Another thought I had in my head - where else would a thought be?:
Dib and Zim sitting in the cafeteria as usual, at separate tables ignoring each other (but occasionally giving each other hateful glares). Dib hears a faint alarm sound and somehow he knows it came from Zim's PAK. He looks over to see Zim with a very panicked look on his face when suddenly two Irkens in bad human disguises come through the door. They take a few moments to look around before they locate Zim. Zim is too shocked to run and they quickly corner him.
The three begin yelling at each other in Irken. Dib isn't fluent but has learned enough Irken to understand that the two were sent by the tallest to apprehend Zim and that he'll never be allowed to come back. Zim will not surrender peacefully and a fight breaks out. Zim is able to hold his own against his two opponents and Dib realizes he is fighting for his life. They are all using their spider legs and other weapons from their PAKs, not caring if the humans saw, and Zim is able to gain the upper hand. One of the Irkens realizes that they'll never be able to beat such an experienced Elite Invader mechanically - even such a tiny one - so he goes for Zim's weaker biological side; he throws a tranquilizer dart at him. It hits and Zim goes down with one last desperate look at Dib.
The two Irkens gather up their prize and proceed to leave. Dib doesn't know why he is so upset that Zim is about to be taken away from Earth forever - shouldn't he be happy? He tells himself it's because after all of the time and effort he's put into exposing Zim he has earned the right to defeat him - ya that's it. Dib runs over and starts ranting that Zim is his alien and that they can't take him (great plan huh?). They ignore him so Dib begins speaking to them in Irken. Bad idea - it irritates the Irkens that one of these inferior humans can understand and semi-fluently speak their superior language. They decide to take both back to the tallest; Zim as a prisoner and Dib as a specimen.
I don't own Invader Zim or any of it's characters (no really?)"
None of them belong to us.