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Son of the Crack

Robin was currently in the dining room of the Thousand Sunny. For some reason she hadn’t been able to get to sleep so she went for a cup of coffee and a book in the vacant room. Just when she had been pouring a cup out of the pot the door opened and in walked a certain woman who reduced men to dithering piles of libido.

“I can see I’m not the only one who has insomnia.”

“Oh, did I wake you when I was going out?”

“No, it was just coincidence that we both couldn’t fall asleep.”

Robin offered Hancock a cup, though the latter declined and instead took out one of the sake bottles on the rack. She was extraordinarily picky, scouring through the bottles for at least five minutes before deciding on one. The two of them sat at the table opposite of each other, engaging in small talk. Out of all the crew Hancock got along best with Robin.

“So, did you lose that doll our sniper made for you again?”

Hancock almost choked on the sake she was swallowing. After Hancock’s initial escapades on the ship Nami practically begged Usopp to make Hancock a doll shaped like Luffy. Every night Hancock snuggled with the thing like a little girl with a bunny rabbit. Still though, if she ever lost the thing she would be out for blood soon.

“That thing is nice for lonely nights, but don’t think for a second that it’s going to satisfy me forever.”

“I think it’s rather cute, even if it’s a tad unbecoming of a woman such as yourself.” Robin grinned as she stirred her cup.

“I’m not going to excuse myself for my actions, even if it does annoy that navigator girl.”

“Trust me when I say this crew is full of that. We’re all a lot of miscreants and eccentrics, our captain most of all, speaking of which…”

Robin smirked almost menacingly at Hancock as she rested her hand on her chin.

“Did you really drop Ace in front of Luffy and say “there’s my engagement gift”?”

Hancock was so red she might as well have been a tomato. The two continued to talk until Hancock decided to try and get to sleep again. However the following morning it was discovered she once again spent the night in Luffy’s bed. As usual that morning’s conversation at breakfast was entertaining.