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Zaphkiellane — I get lonely but I ain't that lonely yet...
Published: 2016-05-23 03:53:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1397; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 11
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Based on actual experiences of visiting my home town. Not the person's actual name of course. I will never forget that kid climbing my leg with that dirt ringed mouth of little yellow milk teeth.Admittedly I'm approaching a place in my life where this could be seen as an acceptable offer so that I can have a family.
I don't know what I'm doing with myself.
My standards are basically in free fall at this point...
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I recently learned of the term "dependapotamus" and I think that this opossum broad fits the apparent description, based on the cartoon that I learned of the term, through: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0mSm8…
I highly recommend watching the series, The Damn Few: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctjIih…
It's quite entertaining and reassuring.
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Yeah, totes to ramprey.deviantart.com/ for catching that pun.
I'm familiar with those videos. 
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Oh, crap! I forgot that ramprey had noticed that, too. My bad.
And I can attest to the issue addressing. I think that some of the videos should be played in high school classrooms.
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The boy's expression and the last one really make me laugh. XD
also I like her belly o3o
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It's quality of character that is the real deal maker or breaker.
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Got a chuckle out of me, and I got a new reaction face.
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It express the terror I felt.
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Nooooo possums!!! you hear me? NOOO POSSUMSSSS!!! -gets twiches and skin crawls- a Rat yes... possum noooooo!!!!! Not under any cicrumstances are you to be seen with any form of possum at any time for any reason ... Or I will come at you with the highest potency bug spray that can kill possums too...that I know doesn't exist yet but I will invent it if such a circumstance should present itself... that is if i can stand looking at it head first into those freakily creepy eyes.... yes... under no circumstances...
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Don't worry I plan to escape and evade. they aren't the most cunning of predators.
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Wait... did that little 'possum kid just crawl out of her pouch?
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Yes, that just happened, let's not speculate on what might be incrusted around his mouth... it's oreos.. yeah probably oreos...
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Oh. o_O Did uh... did he get any milk with those Oreos?
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It's the modern jungle.
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Oh dear lord... good work keeping composure at least.
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Roboting my way through crisis situations is one of my greatest survival skills.
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I hope you master the art of 'disappearing at the right moment' very well. xD
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At the strange place of not wanting to be cought and the fear of never being cough. I can't decide which is worse.
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A pun only service members would catch
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Also, for what it's worth, I believe that you'll find a good woman, soon enough. The right woman, that is.
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Damn, that'd be awkward!
That broad's got no class!
Kudos for being so polite, through it all.
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Being polite and running off is becoming a default setting.
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The military/ "urmy" didn't prepare you for this kind of shit, did they?
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Actually yes, we have to sit through endless power point presentations about this very thing.
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Most of our training in SE Asia was how to avoid the black siph
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Really?
Wow. I'm impressed by the preparedness.
At the same time, I'm saddened that there's such a thing that needs to be prepared for.
Godspeed, my friend.
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Weren't they called "green eyed monsters" in your day?
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"Green-eyed monters"? Is that some kind of military slang for money-grubbing ho?
Or does it mean the same thing that it means to civies (jealousy)?
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Hah! This strip testifies that your standards haven't fallen that far yet, but you still have a sharp eye for a trap and a clever panel.
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She not after me for my looks.
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