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zarathus — The Most Horrible Things
Published: 2004-12-21 05:20:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1211; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 265
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These seemed to scare little children.Related content
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Hmm lets see here... human faces on animals, a bit creepy but i think its cool! >8D
Its like The Endless Forest! ^-^
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O.o' I'm not quite sure why, but I've got to +fav this. XD I think it's the absurdity of it! *cackles*
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Those thingies like to stick themz feets in the air :B
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Yes. Maybe they are secretly dancing o.o
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I dunno, I think they are kinda cute! What with their little faces and all... and and why are you so good at legs? O_O *attacks you*
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Oh wow! They are very mighty! xD And I like how it usually has a hind leg bent. xD
May I adopt a few to make my mom's daycare kids run away in fear? <3
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Zara says 'YES, YOU MUST!!!!11'
Hahahaha 
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JOY!!1 *stealz sum n maks lil kidz skreem in phear* hohuhuahahuuii
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holy crap, they have to be the most awesome things I've seen all day XD A shining ray of happiness has been brought apon my day
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DOWN WITH SAIN CHILDREN!
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Oh, man, those are wonderfully twisted! 
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Heh, that was the one that seemed to frighten the children the most... >.>
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And with good reason!
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Dear goodness....
*eats them all*
Taste like KITTEN
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OMG NO NOT KITTEN!!!!
Are kittens tasty?
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YES KITTEN
hmm. I think so. Generally they are as tasty as peppered socks.
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They will find you, no matter where you go. For they are evil, and have magical finding powers.
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No not the magical finding powers, damn those fruit throwing children.
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Hide behind out fruit bolders of might.
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But I thought you had to use the fruit boulders of might to attack the childern weilding the power of throwing fruit, you must not use them to hide, you must use them to attack. Attack the Children with fruit, they must perish.
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The fruit boulders have many great uses.
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You have to get behind the boulders to push them though, so it all works.
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eh, thats rather interesting, im not sure what to say, it differnt. But thats always a good thing from you
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Bwahaha! Scare the small children!!! Make them wet their pants! Small children are evil... I don't like small children...
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Sadly, they didn't wet their pants. Instead, they attacked me and Seymour with fruit.
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o______0 scary!! The small children who attack us just yell things like "My grandma runs faster then you!" and such. We normally run into them during the mile run in PE. So, we yell "I LOVE YOU!!! PLEASE BEAR MY CHILD, LITTLE 6TH GRADER WITH THE BLACK SWEATSHIRT!!!!" And they run screaming away as we laugh. BWAHAHA!!! >
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Yeah, as Seymour said, when we said we loved them, they got all unhappy o.o Little children don't like being loved.
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They don't..... Its so sad! (ha ha ha... NOT!)
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They said they hated us, and we told them we loved them, and they didn't like that.
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Don't you love how that works out? Normally if you threaten to hug them they leave very quickly though. ;D
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but now they are more disturbing. KILL THE CHILDREN THAT THROW FRUIT!!!!!1
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I think they killed us more than we killed them, with their fruit throwing. We should attack them with boulders next time we go there. If ever.
Isn't it sad that the peeing one is no longer peeing, though?
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yes, it makes me very sad, and the boulders would be good. We could paint them like fruit and the children would never know the difference.
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Well, they didn't know the difference between me putting things in my mouth, than eating them.
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They squeal, and are named after olives.
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