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Once upon a time, there were mystical fantasy creatures, like fairies and elves, ogres, and the like. Then one day, the humans came in and said, "Now, we are all modern. You must fit in or go!" Only two, one Orc and one Ogre, were able to stay.

They were pretty good at their new jobs, too! Just look at the Ogre: no cattle prod needed! He can look a bull straight in the eye and make him blink! He can rodeo with no horse and one hand tied behind his back!

And the Orc! Instead of eating people, he now serves them! Twenty batches of cookies in an hour! Four pizzas at once! Making twice his weight in tips!

But seriously, these pictures where churned out when I decided it might be a good time to work on my human faces. Rather than insult the human race with poor drawings, I instead sketched two monsters who weren't supposed to look good!

Such is the irony, because they did turn out all right.

And, as usual, remeber, critiques are set to discouraged, only because my skills are now superior to this. Critiquing would be useless.

Description
Once upon a time, there were mystical fantasy creatures, like fairies and elves, ogres, and the like. Then one day, the humans came in and said, "Now, we are all modern. You must fit in or go!" Only two, one Orc and one Ogre, were able to stay.

They were pretty good at their new jobs, too! Just look at the Ogre: no cattle prod needed! He can look a bull straight in the eye and make him blink! He can rodeo with no horse and one hand tied behind his back!

And the Orc! Instead of eating people, he now serves them! Twenty batches of cookies in an hour! Four pizzas at once! Making twice his weight in tips!

But seriously, these pictures where churned out when I decided it might be a good time to work on my human faces. Rather than insult the human race with poor drawings, I instead sketched two monsters who weren't supposed to look good!

Such is the irony, because they did turn out all right.

And, as usual, remeber, critiques are set to discouraged, only because my skills are now superior to this. Critiquing would be useless.