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ANOTHER REF APPEARS. OOH! THIS ONE LOOKS HALF DECENT THIS TIME. LOUSY PAINT, LOUSY JPEGS... LOUSY MOUSE. [link]Your name is TETHYS BENTHIC, but you already know that. Despite being a violet blooded sea dweller, you aren't very royal. Your blood is actually more of a LILAC LAVENDER shade, sinking you to the level of any old blue-blood. However, many sweeps ago, you were assigned the job of GUARDIAN...oops, scratch that...GUARD. You however, are very good at your job and are a high officer. Unfortunately, this all is pretty unimportant thanks to some blue ditz who not only escaped under your watch but freed a pathetic slave while they were at it! This would make you mad, but you caught them already. MORE UNFORTUNATELY, you are now somehow friends with them and cannot go back due to important matters on the interweb. Computers are new to you but killing things isn't. This game is actually pretty fun. OH GOG, stop it! You're feeling this troll disease called HAPPINESS!!!
You have very few interests due to your STOIC and SERIOUS demeanor. You didn't have any friends until recently but then again, you didn't need friends. You enjoy doing your job and a good HUNT. You are an expert fisher and typically use only your SPEAR and your LUSUS but you normally stay away from hunting other trolls unless you are told so. Killing them doesn't bother you as much as it should really.
Your modus is alot like harpooning fish. This can get annoying but hey, it's good practice. Your new tag is gredelinCaptain but you could have thought up a better name if that arse Vikus wasn't in charge with his stupid rules...Why is that blue tit Fiflup even friends with him? You don't care really...You tend to talk in a very serious manner and refrain from using frivolous capitalization.
Your last name may suggest you live in the deepest darkest part of the ocean only surpassed in pressure and frigidness by the Haleic trenches that hold nothing but void for anything...You do not live in the benthic zone. The word is just cool. You would freeze to death, suffocate, be crushed, and probably explode...all at the same time.
Tag: gredalinCaptain
Name: Tethys Benthic
Age: 8 Solar Sweeps (19 hyooman years?)
Blood: Lavender
Typing Quirk: Never capitalizes and is unnatrually level-headed in speech. No slang or anything(actually, the proper typing thing usually is true for Fiflup too, I have to avoid using gonna, shoudda, coudda or anything)
Lusus: Dolphin- Smootie
Title: Guardian of Edict
Land: The land of Smoke and Trenches
Modus: Like a school of fish, they tend to clump together and you must catch/hit/whatever the one you need to get what you want. Try to AIM CAREFULLY
Strife: Spearkind. Plain but efficient. Smootie usually retrives them if thrown.
Teeheehee-
Main Entry: fish
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: throwing bait to catch seafood
Synonyms: angle, bait, bait the hook, bob, cast, cast one's hook, cast one's net, chum, extract, extricate, find, go fishing, haul out, net, produce, pull out, seine, trawl, troll
Also lol- another name for dolphin is MERSWINE.
cG began trolling gC-- HEy TEthys you merswine!!! TRoll lol lol!!! --carousalGrinder ceased trolling--