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Published: 2009-07-25 17:14:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 25277; Favourites: 378; Downloads: 69
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.....Dib ish helpin Zim get inside and then follow him,,,And got an awesome view CB
OMG!I just imagined Zim's face while Dib is there.He's all smirky and stuff.And then
Zim:*acting*Oh!No!I-think-I-am-STUCK,Diiiib...You have to push me by-my-bottom
Dib:*increadiblly red*O///oZim!How can you possiblly be STUCK?! >///<
Zim:SILENCE!!!PUSH MEEEEEEEE!!! >:U
Zim: Uh-oh! Slip!
Dib: [-////-] You know you have those spiderleg-thingys right Zim - *Zim butt in his face* OOmf! xp
Mission Failed. XD
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Dib: Hmmm? *Blinks over at Zim* Are you sure you didn't accidentally put something not sweet in this?
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Zim:Why?Why are you so suspicious about?What do u think I would but there?
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Dib: *Sighs and shrugs* I don't know...It's just, I thought you were mad at me and might have put something else into this.
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Zim:Mad at you?Don't be ridiculous,Dib*laughs*
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Dib: *Send Zim an unamused look* Yes, mad at me. It's not like you've never gotten mad at me over stupid things before.
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Zim:Well that was in the past.If I'll get mad at you,then it should be a really big thing
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Dib: *Rolls his eyes then sighs* Great...
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Dib: Err...Nothing. Eheheh *Smiles nervously at the other before taking another spoonful of the goop into his mouth*
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Zim:*watches him suspiciously*
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Err...I forgot where we were in this RP.
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Dib:Errr...nothing 
Zim:*watches him suspiciouslly
Dib:...what???
Zim:...nothing...
(forgot too xDDD )
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Lol. XD
Dib: Okaaaaay...*eats another spoonful just to realize he's nearly run out* *Blinks down at the bowl as he swallows* Errr...I think I've finished. *Looks back up at Zim, a slight glare on his face* There. Are you happy now? I ate your bowl of mush.
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Zim:*blinks at Dib and the bowl and then smirking*oh yessssss...*never sais that there was a bit of irken-made-booze in there to make Dib get relaxed and HORNY as he takes to bowl and carries it to the kitchen to wash*
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Dib: *Watches Zim lazily as he heads into the kitchen, his eyelids falling half lidded and his vision blurring a bit* I-Is it just me, or did it just get really hot in here? *Pulls at the collar of his shirt, trying to cool off a bit*
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Zim:*returns to Dib happly,now that the bowl is clean**sits next to Dib and turns on the TV*wanna watch something?*smiles at Dib as he accidentlly stoped at the radion chanel with turning-on music*
(me: hoo maii me and mi insane mind )
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Dib: U-ummm...I'm good. *Scoots away from Zim a bit, feeling a little uncomfortable with the sudden closeness*
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Zim:*scoots closer to Dib in a playfull way and snickers as he smirks at the other,the booze(or dooze.I donno how u ppl say it lol X_X)now taking over Dib's body little by little*
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(We say booze. XD)
Dib: *Feels his body heating up more and more as he begins to pant slightly, his fingers twitching as he can for some reason no longer move away from Zim anymore*
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Zim:Meh...nothing good's on TV...*was about to change the channel where the turning-on music was but suddenlly the remote got hit by a flying piece of pizza thrown by gir,making the device fall under the TV's table*
gir:sowwy,masta!*runs away*
Zim:*was about to yell*siighs as he stand up to get the remote from under the table as he gets on his knees,his bottom going up in a wondefull,sexy pose as he tries to reach the remote,but having no luck*mmmmh!...come on,you...*curses quietlly and tries to reach it again*mmmh!
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Dib: *Eyes grow wide at the view Zim is giving him before he nervously tries to avert his eyes to anywhere else in the room, but having trouble keeping them on anything without coming back to Zim's backside* U-ummm...Zim? Wh-why don't you let me get the remote instead?
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(me: oh COME on,Dib 
Zim:I can do it!Just gimme a sec...Nyargh....*tries to reach it even more*
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Dib: *Can't take it anymore* JUST LET ME GET THE DAMN REMOTE, ZIM!
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Zim:...Nyaaaargh...!...*pulls it out,while sitting on his knees and his bottom near his feet as he shows it to Dib with a grin*got it!...Huh?...were you sayin somethin?
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Dib: O///O *Eyes twitches slightly* *Huffs out a frustrated breath and crosses his arms before looking away to the side* Never mind...
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Zim:...You confuse me,Dib...*takes a seat next to Dib and tries to switch the channel,but it's not working**clicks some more with an opened mout and confused eyes*Eh!..Wha!...What the matter with this thing....*sees the backside of the remote*...I think the batteries got out somehow...and now are still under the TV*annoyed look as he sighs and stands up,being grumpy*
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Dib: *Eyes grow wide* WAIT A MINUTE! *Shoves Zim aside* I'll get them this time. *Gets down on his hands and knees to look under the TV for them* I think I see them. *Reaches under, trying to locate them with just his hand* *Fingers brush against something long and smooth underneath it* Huh? What the-? *Pulls it out just to let out a startled noise and drop the item upon seeing what it is* *Points at it* WHAT THE HELL, ZIM!
(XD I think Gir bought something naughty off the internet that vibrates and makes humans feel good to be one of his friends. XD Can you guess what I'm talking about?)
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(HOMG!!!111I WENT ALL LIKE..."SPLOODEPLZ!!!!KABOOM!!! u just hit the jackpot CB )
Zim:*stares at this thing with confused eyes*...What the...?The heck is THAT?...I never have seen THIS before*smiles to self*I wonder what else is there.What excatly IS this...um...Thing...?*points at it,looking at Dib*
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Dib: *Face a bright red now* What the hell do you mean, 'What is this thing?!" It was under YOUR TV!
Gir: *Strolls into room just to notice the object laying on the ground* *Gasps happily* Squishy! I found joo! *Hugs it to himself before showing it to Zim* Look, mastah! Squishy can dance just like you and da Big-Head boy do sometimes! *Object suddenly begins to vibrate in Gir's hand as he turns it on*
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Zim:...The heck*stares at it and then at gir*Gir.What IS that thing?Where did you get that?
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Gir: I named him Squishy! And I boughted him off da internetz! He and his friends all live there with the nakey humans dancing on the screen!
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Zim:...*blushes hard and goes wide-eyed*Oh my...*looks over at Dib*You humans...have no shame*shakes his head slightly in dissapointment*
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Dib: Hey! I'm not the one who bought that thing! *Points at the vibrating dildo in Gir's hand* And considering half the things your stupid robot has done, how do I know you Irken's don't program ALL your robots to do things like that?! For all I know, you could just be using them as some sort of sex toy for when you're away on missions to satisfy your *ahem* needs.
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Zim:*stares at Dib for a sec before letting out a snort by a snort and then breaking into a total laughter*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!Eh!THAT'S a good one!Gir is different from other sir units.Not all of them are like THAT.GOT IT????And...Hmmmmmm*smirks*computer,lock all the entries and bring up a medical table*smirks at Dib*
Computer:yes sir*does that*
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Dib: *Takes a few steps back* Wh-what are you doing?
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Zim:*smirks at Dib*OH I was just COMPUTER CATCH DIB ONTO THE TABLE!
Computer:Yes sir!*does that and now Dib's locked up on the table with his arms and wrists to the sides*
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Dib: *Struggles desperately, trying to wriggle his way out of this situation but to no avail* Hey! Let me go! Zim! What the hell do you think you're doing?! *Glares at the smirking Irken*
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Zim:Gir is this thing ever being used?*holds the dildo to gir
Gir:Nooo it's still brand new and cute!*squea face*
Zim:Good.Go make yourself some tacos,gir.I'm gonna be busy here for a while*shadowy smirk as he walks to Dib*
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Gir: Yay! *Runs off to make tacos*
Dib: *Eyes widen in fear* Z-Zim? ZIM! *Struggles even more desperately as the Irken towers over him*
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Zim:This thing makes humans feelgood,eh?*lights go off a bit,but still showing**unzips Dib's pants*
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Dib: *Starts kicking his legs out in a desperate attempt to keep Zim away from him before squeezing his legs together tightly and curling in on himself, bringing them up to his chest* This is wrong on so many levels, Zim!
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Zim:Why?Don't you want to?*grins*
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Dib: Why?! What do you mean, "WHY?!" It doesn't really matter what I want, does it?! You're still probably going to do it! *Glares at Zim who has by now positioned himself in front of him, ready to pull his legs apart*
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Zim: So you do want it,huh?*grins*...*suddenlly eyes go wide and his PAK starts to vibrate and send Zim lots of electroshocks*AAAAAH!!!!*drops the dildo and releases Dib*
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Dib: *Watches with wide eyes as the Irken drops to the ground and panics* Zim? ZIM?! *Tries to pull himself up just to find his wrists are still strapped to the table* ZIM! *Struggles desperately against them*
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Zim:*stares at Dib for a sec before letting out a snort by a snort and then breaking into a total laughter*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!Eh!THAT'S a good one!Gir is different from other sir units.Not all of them are like THAT.GOT IT????And...Hmmmmmm*smirks*computer,lock all the entries and bring up a medical table*smirks at Dib*
Computer:yes sir*does that*
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Dib:*Takes a few steps back* Wh-what are you doing?
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