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ChristiVivar In reply to ??? [2010-10-06 10:16:52 +0000 UTC]

Ah, but when you're female, its a great...*ahem* motivator.

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NeroonCousland In reply to ChristiVivar [2010-10-06 10:38:57 +0000 UTC]

Ohhhhh! Thx for the tip. Got to be more appreciative and "hands-on" .

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ChristiVivar In reply to NeroonCousland [2010-10-06 10:59:08 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Honestly I thought you meant the breathy sigh comment, but yeah, when the man makes his immature thoughts known, its kinda sexy in a cute way!

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NeroonCousland In reply to ChristiVivar [2010-10-06 15:05:02 +0000 UTC]

Ahh I C. Well seems I was wrong, but still right. Thx for the tips .

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ChristiVivar In reply to NeroonCousland [2010-10-06 20:31:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL you're welcome!

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Zinoodle In reply to ??? [2010-10-05 19:55:02 +0000 UTC]

that must be cute to have a shy guy like this ^^

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ChristiVivar In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 20:04:14 +0000 UTC]

Shy? No, he's far from shy. But silly he is! Very, very silly.

I'm the shy one in the relationship. lol

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Zinoodle In reply to ChristiVivar [2010-10-05 20:07:49 +0000 UTC]

ahah shy + silly.... what a wonderfull pairing

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ChristiVivar In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 21:24:14 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Yes very true! Silly people can get shy people to do things the don't normally do!

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rickardspaghetti In reply to ChristiVivar [2010-10-05 23:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Bah! Alcohol is a cheaper substitute for silly.

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ChristiVivar In reply to rickardspaghetti [2010-10-06 00:31:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Maybe, but natural silliness is free!

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rickardspaghetti In reply to ChristiVivar [2010-10-06 00:42:41 +0000 UTC]

But not as easy to come by. A tequila shot is more reliable in that sense.

...

Wow. That was a sad revelation. *sigh*

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ChristiVivar In reply to rickardspaghetti [2010-10-06 03:28:23 +0000 UTC]

LOL.

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rickardspaghetti In reply to ChristiVivar [2010-10-06 12:12:34 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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TalesofTears In reply to ??? [2010-10-05 18:43:19 +0000 UTC]

You're always making me giggle!

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Zinoodle In reply to TalesofTears [2010-10-05 19:53:55 +0000 UTC]

glad to hear!

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Zinoodle In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 19:53:44 +0000 UTC]

hehehe, his stutters in game always made me smirk so I always choose the embarrassings answers

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Batata-Tasha In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 19:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Well. He's certainly gonna be all over the place when he gets to the actual sex.

OHMAKEROHMAKEROHMAKEROHMAKER

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Zinoodle In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 20:07:09 +0000 UTC]

and his performance should be..... terrible! XD

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Batata-Tasha In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 20:09:22 +0000 UTC]

Alistair: Maker, that was the best 42 seconds of my life...

Odin:

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Zinoodle In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 20:14:32 +0000 UTC]

Alistair : *snore*
Odin : Andraste's knickers nooooooooooooh

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Batata-Tasha In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 20:26:33 +0000 UTC]

THEY DON'T TEACH ANYTHING USEFUL IN THE CHANTRY!

He has stamina on the battlefield, but not in the bedroom. This is why the idea of sex with Alistair lost its appeal to me. ;0

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Zinoodle In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 20:32:46 +0000 UTC]

virgin guy.... not a good deal...
that's why Zevran is better to me

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 20:58:48 +0000 UTC]

Actually, Isabella does mention that he want's to "borrow" him for the summers after he does a treesome with her and your Warden

Guess Alistair is full of surprises eh?

Ps: I actually did very well in my first "performance" dont' throw around these stereotypes Or are you saying you did awefull on your first time as well?

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Zinoodle In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-10-06 07:24:39 +0000 UTC]

haha true, for my first experience it was awfull!
I never bed with a virgin man, I'm sure there are some who are very great, but all the men I know (and talk me about it) said their performance wasn't very great

ha but Morrigan talk about the lengendary endurance of the grey wardens, so Alistair should not be different!

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-06 15:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Really? XD Well I guess mine got lucky then

And do you mean that your own performance was bad, or the guys? You don't have to tell me ofcourse, since this is very personal And I hope I'm not being too straightforward

And yes, that might have something to do with it XD Though I think the guy would have done ok without it He does have a lot of "stamina" and "will" in my playthrough!

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Zinoodle In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-10-06 17:18:43 +0000 UTC]

(ahah I know it's weird but that's not a problem for me to talk about my sexual life with unknown people )
my performance was lame, I was so stressed I was like a...hmmm...dead body?

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Batata-Tasha In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 20:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Totally. I think with Zevran, you're guaranteed to have a good time. With Alistair, you're probably guaranteed to have a good cuddle (but not an orgasm! BURN).

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 21:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Ps: Just to make sure, I was joking with my last comment Apparently I just got harrassed by a angry fangirl (of you nonetheless ) who believed I was dishing you I do hope I didn't come over like that... :s

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 20:58:58 +0000 UTC]

Actually, Isabella does mention that he want's to "borrow" him for the summers after he does a treesome with her and your Warden

Guess Alistair is full of surprises eh?

Ps: I actually did very well in my first "performance" dont' throw around these stereotypes Or are you saying you did awefull on your first time as well?

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nakklevaar In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-10-05 21:10:06 +0000 UTC]

Try not taking things so seriously. :I They're joking. Jeez.

Also, are you implying she's saying that EVERYONE does badly on their first time? Because that's pretty much a bullshit assumption on your half.

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to nakklevaar [2010-10-05 21:16:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm joking as well Don't take me so serieus

And no, I never said that I just replied saying that the idea of people doing their first time in a horrible fasion was not true in my case, as in the case of everyone I know

Please don't take my comment so serieusly It's all in good fun

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nakklevaar In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-10-05 21:30:41 +0000 UTC]

Lol okay.

Although I doubt that Tasha wanted to know about your supposed prowess in bed. At all. :I That's personal info and you don't need to share that with everyone.

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to nakklevaar [2010-10-05 21:34:06 +0000 UTC]

I never wanted to tell her about my prowess in bed Just wanted to say that that stereotype just wasn't true She doesn't need to delve further then that

And I'm happy we got an understanding

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nakklevaar In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-10-05 21:39:02 +0000 UTC]

She wasn't stereotyping anyone though. She was just saying what is probably true about Alistair, seeing as how he stutters and fumbles like a prepubescent girl whenever the warden flirts a tiny bit.

Tl;dr: what stereotype?

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to nakklevaar [2010-10-05 21:44:24 +0000 UTC]

I wasn't talking about his stuttering , I was talking about her stereotyping his performance A person who is nervous in words is hardly bad in bed I stuttered a few times the moment I met my girlfriend, and my performance was pretty good if I may say so myself

I just wanted to joke about the Isabella part (which is hilarious in game XD) and that there is no indication that he is bad in bed because he is a virgin I know their not serieus and everything, but I thought I'd just throw that into the group

So please, don't take my comments so serieus

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Zinoodle In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 20:38:27 +0000 UTC]

and Alisatir fangirls are now going to burn our ass! D8

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Batata-Tasha In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 20:41:00 +0000 UTC]

My ass is already gonna get burned for being a Loghain fangirl, so I don't mind. ;D

In actuality, though, I do like Alistair. He's adorable. And I'm sure he got good at sex with practice (not without some helpful tips from our dear Zevran, of course).

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NeroonCousland In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 21:32:54 +0000 UTC]

Try being an Anora fanboy !

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Batata-Tasha In reply to NeroonCousland [2010-10-05 21:36:04 +0000 UTC]

Hee! Well, I'll have you know that I don't judge you for that at all! She's super badass (and super hot). ;0

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NeroonCousland In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 22:19:23 +0000 UTC]

Well some fangirls call her a "ruthless, backstabbing, B***h" which for some weird reason, seems to be supposed to be turnoff .

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Zinoodle In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 20:47:25 +0000 UTC]

ahah true, Loghain is not really loved

I like Alistair too ^^
this little pike twirler...antivan roots and he will be like "hung like a griffon"

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Batata-Tasha In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-05 20:50:03 +0000 UTC]

LOL. Zevran... improving the sex lives of everyone he meets... <3

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Zinoodle In reply to Batata-Tasha [2010-10-05 20:52:35 +0000 UTC]

sex advisor.... wow he could make a fortune!

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rickardspaghetti In reply to Zinoodle [2010-10-07 20:00:57 +0000 UTC]

I heard "sex". What's going on here?

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demongal109 In reply to ??? [2010-10-05 18:22:07 +0000 UTC]

0/////0

demongal approves +42

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Zinoodle In reply to demongal109 [2010-10-05 19:52:05 +0000 UTC]

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Zinoodle In reply to Yoshida6 [2010-10-05 19:51:51 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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