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paracelcus [324239] [] "Radioactive Messiah"

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Favourites: 14; Deviations: 10; Watchers: 11

Watching: 13; Pageviews: 5610; Comments Made: 399; Friends: 13


# Comments

Comments: 221

chibisiege [2003-09-23 13:33:46 +0000 UTC]

i only get my period once every few months cos I'm fucked up like that o.O... so no

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karottensaft In reply to chibisiege [2003-09-23 14:04:33 +0000 UTC]

This is important information for everyone to know.

~~DEAtH

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chibisiege [2003-09-22 15:25:12 +0000 UTC]

my blood hurts.... POSSUMMMmmmm... >_πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

paracelcus In reply to chibisiege [2003-09-22 20:58:17 +0000 UTC]

that time of the month, eh? o.o

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chibisiege In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-23 01:51:54 +0000 UTC]

actually I'm like.. on my last day ^.^!!!

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paracelcus In reply to chibisiege [2003-09-23 02:03:13 +0000 UTC]

only 25 more shopping days til you get to do it all over again! cheery outlook on life, no?

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-mee- [2003-09-21 03:32:01 +0000 UTC]

*gasp* it's the pig squid! THE PIG SQUID! in that movie... the rejected... oh my!

make the silly hat scene an icon. I'll give you sex... not from me, from this bimbo here!

and she's eatable!

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jointhemovement In reply to ??? [2003-09-19 16:38:24 +0000 UTC]

just throw it away.

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Murk280 In reply to ??? [2003-09-18 23:09:16 +0000 UTC]

I like the art. Yup. Liiiiikkkkkee it. I LIKE IT!
Yeah, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead(s), Dark City... great movies!
Don Hertzfeldt is god.

I go now.

Yup...

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paracelcus In reply to Murk280 [2003-09-19 01:53:12 +0000 UTC]

well, the comment is much appreciated.

seeing as how your new, i'll give you a nice little tip..

to get a lot more views, comments, and in the end, friends.. do this.

when you submit a peice of art, be sure to include everyword you can think of as part of its keywords.

things like:
anthro
elf
angel
wings
sword
the
and
if
with
pretty
female
male
archer

stuff like that. really generic stuff people would search for. it wouldn't suprise me if thats how you came across my page in the first place.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-21 03:43:25 +0000 UTC]

I've got some other words to add:

field
cat
running



~Aidita

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chibisiege In reply to ??? [2003-09-15 15:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Ya goth some awesome shi-at here, Alex. Keep up the good work. MOOFSPAZ. >.πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

musechick2007 [2003-09-15 10:51:29 +0000 UTC]

~paracelcus
Radioactive Messiah
is Deviously Deviant
is a deviant since Dec 19, 2002, 4:14 PM
has 1,200 pageviews
is located in United States
last visited 7h 58m 53s ago

Hey, I'm lucky number 1,200! Tell me if ye wante an olde screencap..e.

~Aidita

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dontbleedonme [2003-09-12 04:17:37 +0000 UTC]

evil makes you feel like you
what evil do we come into?

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karottensaft In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-09-13 02:59:20 +0000 UTC]

SPOOOOKY. really spooky. i was listening to that song about 15 minutes ago. good stuff.

~~DEAtH

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dontbleedonme In reply to karottensaft [2003-09-13 03:10:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm listening to count sheep.
I love that song. i have the lyrics written all over my arm.

SO.COUNT.SHEEP

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karottensaft In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-09-13 03:12:31 +0000 UTC]

wheeee

i ahve all kinds of things written on my arm... like the I Ching, and stuff from aliester crowley.

*is weird*

~~DEAtH

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dontbleedonme In reply to karottensaft [2003-09-13 03:19:29 +0000 UTC]

i had VHS stickers all over my arm. but i took them off.

oh yeah, and i offered sex to my friend Sarah. That was interesting.

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karottensaft In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-09-13 03:21:31 +0000 UTC]

did you say "if you wish, i'll have kiny se xwith you, right now, you sexy lesbian!" or "hey...ya wanna play pictionary...?"

cause tjat's important.


tjat is.

~~DEAtH

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dontbleedonme In reply to karottensaft [2003-09-13 03:28:17 +0000 UTC]

the first one.

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karottensaft In reply to ??? [2003-09-11 00:10:38 +0000 UTC]

i'm enjoying leaving random comments here, to break up your conversation. it's just like me in real life.

Ain't nothing like a kung-fu fighting priest to get my dough rising.

let's book yo!

what?

let's blow this cakestand!

right on!

don't try to snow me. i didn't get to be a private dick by trusting no two-bit woman of the night.

oh, mac, you're so brave!

I could see this was a real classy dame, but there was something beneath those sparkling blue eyes.

something like butter!

melt, brain, melt!

~~DEAtH

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musechick2007 In reply to karottensaft [2003-09-11 10:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Mmmmm... buttery... Melty brains...

It's early and I went to bed late, so this makes me laugh... Giggle, even.



~Aidita

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karottensaft In reply to ??? [2003-09-09 16:25:03 +0000 UTC]

THE ICON ROCKS MY ASS YO.

MY A S S.

Y O.


~~DEAtH

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paracelcus In reply to ??? [2003-09-08 20:48:43 +0000 UTC]

Alex is confused and scared. again. he hasn't the foggiest idea as to what is taking place on his deviant message thingie, but he's pretty sure it isn't good. his toes are cold. he needs socks. buy him socks. make him dinner. raise the children. don't get an education. don't make something of yourself. get him a beer. where the hell is his dinner?

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-09 21:16:26 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... Can they be ducky socks? *blink* Inside joke. Yes. That's my story.

Raise the children? When did we have children? I was not informed about this. I demand a refund.

~Aidita, who's getting visions of the " Pleasantville" husband coming home and, *gasp*, NOT FINDING DINNER.

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karottensaft In reply to ??? [2003-09-07 21:48:42 +0000 UTC]

i beg of you, don't murder me

~~DEAtH

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toots In reply to ??? [2003-09-07 20:58:48 +0000 UTC]

awww aidita! *poke* and she says I flirt! :rolls eyes: hahaha

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toots In reply to toots [2003-09-08 00:08:00 +0000 UTC]

heheh I was j/k!!! please dont get mad or upset, just a wittle tease is all! besides I owed ya !

~Katie

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toots In reply to toots [2003-09-08 21:10:53 +0000 UTC]

wait.....if that wasnt joo....AHHHHHHHHH the chorus libraries wild squirrel got loose!!

~Katie ~whose just informed the world of me and my best friend Amanda's wild squirrel prank long story...dont ask!~

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musechick2007 In reply to toots [2003-09-08 10:44:08 +0000 UTC]

AHA- HA! Did I complain? Did I, in a fit of unimaginable rage, strike you repeatedly for saying such a thing? Nope.

Now, take THAT as you will.

~Aidita

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musechick2007 In reply to toots [2003-09-08 00:06:01 +0000 UTC]

Take that as you will.

~Aidita

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musechick2007 In reply to ??? [2003-09-07 02:23:25 +0000 UTC]

Aha, I got a new DAID! Whee! I'm quite proud of it, although the info on it is pretty simple... I'm looking for something to add at the bottom. Any witty ideas? (LOL, -Proud sponsor of 'Alex Gone Wild!' and other related merchandise.-)

~Aidita

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karottensaft In reply to ??? [2003-09-06 02:32:34 +0000 UTC]

alex is interesting. i'm not. we already stated that in our english class. where were you, hm????

but he's not VERY interesting. moderately.

whoo.

~~DEAtH

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musechick2007 In reply to ??? [2003-09-04 19:44:49 +0000 UTC]

This whole comment area is filled with just me and you, Alex.... And that last one by Joe.

MWAHA... I'm slowly taking over the world...


One commenting area at a time.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-04 20:42:47 +0000 UTC]

well, you see, if i was more interesting and sociable, i might have more friends and therefore, have more people to assist in stopping you. but, seeing as how its only lil' ole me.. and joe on that last one.. that'll be difficult. but not impossible.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-05 10:52:46 +0000 UTC]

Now on that I disagree, you're quite interesting. The sociable part, eh, not so much.

But do you REALLY want to stop me from com (tee-hee)menting?

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-06 03:31:06 +0000 UTC]

well, perhaps interesting in that side-show freakish, "mommy, make it stop looking at me" sort of way.

but in the usual "wow, this person has stuff to say" sorta way, then no. im a social dullard with no direction in life, and very little to say about it.

feed the hungry.

eat the rich.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-06 21:44:30 +0000 UTC]

Social dullard? Hadn't we stated you could be, for all I knew, a lecherous old man...
~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-06 22:58:32 +0000 UTC]

Alex encompases all these things and much, much more:

-Social Dullard
-Lecherous Old Man (or am i!? bum bum bum!)
-Conformist Dock Monkey
-Skinny Polish Freak
-One or More of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse
-That Stuff You Find Under Your Bed, But Don't Remember Ever Buying

coming soon:

Alex Gone Wild!
Sexy Co-Ed Alex

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-07 00:10:39 +0000 UTC]

Why must you refer to the part of the human anatomy, the gluteus maximus, in such a way? It is not a thing to be mocked or ass-ociated with lecherous old men! Hmph. Whee, I made a pun.

Alex Gone Wild! and Sexy Co-ed Alex? Will that come out on DVD??? *eyes glaze over, looking hopeful* hehe.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-07 16:06:04 +0000 UTC]

aye, ye did make a pun, lassie! 'nd a goodun, t'boot!

i forgot this window was open! yeehaw! its been open all night, burning into my screen.

will it come out on DVD? of course! and VHS, and various pirated versions on the web, for all you freakin' creepy stalker nerds!

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-07 16:25:42 +0000 UTC]

See? I'm advancing, I'm advancing!

Yay for bootleg copies! Freakin' creepy stalker nerds, yep, that would be me. Not really, but heh. Oooh, I've got a DVD in my room, so I can watch it there. But my grandmother sleeps in there too, so that could be.... strange. O.o

Anywho, what type of stuff can I expect from the video? *begins to make a bag of popcorn*

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-08 20:49:57 +0000 UTC]

well, you can see alex in various stages of.. well, he wears a short sleeved tshirt! garaunteed to make even the most impodent of gay men hot under the collar!

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-09 21:24:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh, oh, sentence completion! ...see Alex in various stages of, I swear I said it out loud, undress. Why I said it aloud still remains a mystery.

"well, he wears a short sleeved tshirt! garaunteed to make even the most impodent of gay men hot under the collar!" LMAO! [insert lmao smiley here]. *thud*

~Aidita

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karottensaft [2003-09-03 13:19:42 +0000 UTC]

in altre notizie, un uomo cammina in una barra e si siede giΓΉ ad una tabella della mazza ora, vede, Γ¨ la nuova legge in cittΓ  ed Γ¨ giusto ottenuto fatto lucidando il distintivo dei suoi sherrif improvvisamente, esso emette una frequenza radiofonica lanciata high, che esplode le teste di ogni persona nella barra.

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musechick2007 In reply to ??? [2003-09-01 01:24:27 +0000 UTC]

I finally have an avatar! w00t!

Yum... And I think you'll like it... With the blood of virgins dripping from her mouth and all.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-01 15:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Man in the Hat: Where am i?
Man Behind the Desk: Where do you think you are?
MITH: I think im standing in a poorly furnished office, asking you where i am.
MBTD: Humor. How refreshing. I suppose your obligated to know your current situation.
MITH: I'd say so.
MBTD: Sir, you're dead.
MITH: excuse me?
MBTD: This is the hardest part of the job. You bit the dust, bought the farm, ate the worm. You died, son.
MITH: So this is the afterlife? But im an athiest!
MBTD: And judging by your current surroundings, i'd say it shows. All dressed up and nowhere to go, as they say.
MITH: So just where in the hell am i?!
MBTD: I'd like to formally extend a hand of welcome to Heaven, Nirvana, Everlasting Peace, and all points inbetween. Take a number, and sit down.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-02 01:24:12 +0000 UTC]

He bit the dust, bought the farm, and ate the worm... I almost ate a worm one... Yep, yep, yep. They were inside a packet of wafer cookies and after biting into one, I saw them. The box was teeming with the nasty little buggers.

I also snorted a piece of spaghetti throught my nose after watching Steve-o from "Jackass" snort a worm, late one night... It was fun, actually. It started to break, so I ceased the experiment immedeately. I might do it again, sometime. O_O

~Aidita The famed spaghetti snorter

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-02 01:47:49 +0000 UTC]

snorting psghetti (im trying to regain my youth. lemme alone. don't judge me.)... now thats a useful job skill.

"well, i have experience with MS Word, Excell.. oh! and this one time (at band camp O.o) i snorted some psghetti! it was yumyum good! i still have the bit that fell outta my nose! wanna see it?!! i named it gary!"

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-02 01:54:16 +0000 UTC]

Gary? How did you know I named it Gary? O_O *runs away*

~Aidita

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