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paracelcus [324239] [] "Radioactive Messiah"

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Favourites: 14; Deviations: 10; Watchers: 11

Watching: 13; Pageviews: 5597; Comments Made: 399; Friends: 13


# Comments

Comments: 221

musechick2007 [2004-08-03 23:31:05 +0000 UTC]

Intercranialpressure. Did you ever get to recording something? Hmm? HMM? *squints and puts you under her terrible gaze of... terribleness*


You are in for a world full of hurt if I find out I did not get a copy. Let's just say the postal service is run by minions of evil that want to destroy all copies. Yes, that's it.

~Aidita

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Aliesaw [2004-04-27 19:47:35 +0000 UTC]

thanx for the fave!

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roamen-cota [2004-01-08 19:57:43 +0000 UTC]

waz happenin mah nigga?

Hey alex, not much here just bored at school. Yeah... anyway just droppin a line, sayin high, and lookin around. Nice galleria you got here

keep up the good work.

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Murk280 [2004-01-01 23:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Just visiting to say I hope you have a Happy New Year.

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dontbleedonme [2003-12-02 05:24:42 +0000 UTC]

holy shit.
And here I was thinking only Joe reads my journals.
mmmhm.

and of course I miss bothering you at Dollar Tree too.

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-12-17 22:57:54 +0000 UTC]

i can only assume you're as antisocial everywhere else as you were while you were down here. although i must say, i was greatly flattered that you managed to eek out a few words to me of your own accord. apparently you have found me acceptable by association with joe.

validation at long last.

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karottensaft [2003-11-21 16:21:21 +0000 UTC]

MY GOD

[link]

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aloneinthedark In reply to karottensaft [2003-12-01 00:57:07 +0000 UTC]

::swallow::

FLOOM!!

Look ma, I growed!

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paracelcus In reply to aloneinthedark [2003-12-01 17:46:55 +0000 UTC]

*stares* wow, now you have larger genitalia than i do! i guess i'll go buy a big car and act like an asshole, so that people will assume that i am " large and in charge".


word.

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aloneinthedark In reply to paracelcus [2003-12-02 01:52:10 +0000 UTC]

...or compensating for aforementioned genitalia.

::snicker::



And stop staring.

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paracelcus In reply to aloneinthedark [2003-12-02 03:56:44 +0000 UTC]

compensating? pshaw! i see not what you are talking about! why, its most accomidating. so long as the person whom is partaking of it is a blind circus midget.

call it a fetish, call it an obsession.

i call it good time.

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aloneinthedark In reply to karottensaft [2003-12-01 00:55:42 +0000 UTC]

::snicker::

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dontbleedonme [2003-11-20 20:59:25 +0000 UTC]

You've changed the locks three times
He still comes reeling through the door
One day I'll get you
And teach you how to get to purest hell

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KylieKeene [2003-11-19 13:29:09 +0000 UTC]

Hello random deviant

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paracelcus [2003-11-19 13:24:22 +0000 UTC]

sponge.

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karottensaft [2003-11-16 06:59:36 +0000 UTC]

change.

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red20 [2003-11-12 19:46:06 +0000 UTC]

great.

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karottensaft [2003-11-08 23:29:01 +0000 UTC]

HEAD:

[link]

3rd song down. i am a god.

~~DEAtH

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karottensaft [2003-10-29 14:57:04 +0000 UTC]

Tell me what you want me to
Do, and I will do it too
You know it's nothing I can ever say

Hold me down I'm out of breath
One more try, I'm next to death
You know it's nothing I could ever say

I don't care if you live or if you die
As long as you stay right by my side
There's one thing I would never do
I can't stare at you

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dontbleedonme [2003-10-28 22:15:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh.
I bought "Tailchaser's Song".
I go read now.

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-11-03 13:24:02 +0000 UTC]

well yer still walking three miles.

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dontbleedonme In reply to paracelcus [2003-11-04 02:05:47 +0000 UTC]

o.O

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-11-04 14:49:25 +0000 UTC]

keep in mind, he said this with the sweetest, most innocent giggle and smile. and then the blood curdling cackle that insued.

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paracelcus In reply to paracelcus [2003-11-03 13:25:19 +0000 UTC]

joe: fuck you! i wanna rape her and kill her.

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dontbleedonme [2003-10-27 15:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Joe, this just isn't working.

I think we need to end it.

Call me.

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karottensaft In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-10-27 15:04:27 +0000 UTC]

what?

jesus... that was unexpected...

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dontbleedonme In reply to karottensaft [2003-10-27 18:35:44 +0000 UTC]

?!@#$%?!?!?!!????!exclamationpointquesti onmark?!
I is confused!

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karottensaft [2003-10-27 14:49:47 +0000 UTC]

What the hell??? It posted it 3 times... and the first tiem is missing stuff is missing stuff.

crazy

~~DEAtH

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paracelcus In reply to karottensaft [2003-10-27 17:56:59 +0000 UTC]

actually i meant the thrifty bookworm, joe. down by the.. steak house, and the mexican quarter. (my, that sounds racist! wee!) down near where brett lives, and where the bus went for like a week, and then we got another new driver and he stopped going there and then my head went sploomfromalltherunonsentencesandthehapp ysmilingkittybeamedwithprideashisminions overanthevaticanandextriditedallthecatni pandclaimeditforitsown.

viva la kitty.

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dontbleedonme [2003-10-11 05:02:47 +0000 UTC]

hey. what's the name of the book that's like Watership Down but with kitties?

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-10-11 22:32:02 +0000 UTC]

"tailchaser's Song" if you can't find it, i'll let you borrow my copy whenever you get down here. its by Tad Williams.

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dontbleedonme In reply to paracelcus [2003-10-12 01:33:06 +0000 UTC]

if you lent it to me you'd probably never get it back. :/

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-10-13 12:21:22 +0000 UTC]

i've practically got it memorized o.O besides, there's like.. eight copies at this one bookstore near my house.

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dontbleedonme In reply to paracelcus [2003-10-15 05:57:36 +0000 UTC]

Then. uh. I'll just buy it when I get down there.

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-10-16 01:55:34 +0000 UTC]

assuming you feel like walking three miles.

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dontbleedonme In reply to paracelcus [2003-10-16 02:59:25 +0000 UTC]

or I could get a ride.

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-10-16 13:20:39 +0000 UTC]

yeah, but then you couldn't walk three miles.

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karottensaft In reply to paracelcus [2003-10-27 14:47:51 +0000 UTC]

3 miles??????

to turfland?

from your house?

hardly.

try...um... like... 1/2 to 3/4 of a mile. wimp.

imma check map quest.

~~DEAtH

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karottensaft In reply to paracelcus [2003-10-27 14:47:51 +0000 UTC]

3 miles??????

to turfland?

from your house?

hardly.

try...um... like... 1/2 to 3/4 of a mile. wimp.

imma check map quest.

~~DEAtH

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karottensaft In reply to paracelcus [2003-10-27 14:45:17 +0000 UTC]

3 miles??????

to turfland?

from your house?

hardly.

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karottensaft [2003-10-09 16:07:48 +0000 UTC]

"The philosopher Carlin's three major types of public nuisances -- the stupid, the crazy and those just plain full of shit -- have changed proportions in my mind as I grow older. I used to attribute almost everything awful to stupidity and looniness, but now I more and more suspect the major problem is that so many people are full of shit. In fact, every time I see a man on TV wearing a suit and tie, I suspect he is full of shit, and if he has a flag hanging beside him I am almost sure of it. If I turn the sound on -- I usually do my dial surfing with the mute on -- it almost always appears that my guess was right. Those men usually are full of shit, especially the ones with the US flag behind them. They all seem to come from the State Department, too"

- Robert Anton Wilson

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dontbleedonme [2003-10-05 17:42:47 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-10-05 23:34:00 +0000 UTC]

sweet holy hell, thats awesome.

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dontbleedonme In reply to paracelcus [2003-10-06 11:22:49 +0000 UTC]

"I have found the messiah, and it is Alex."

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dontbleedonme [2003-10-02 23:45:48 +0000 UTC]

upload more.

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musechick2007 In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-10-04 02:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Amen. He said he was going to soon, so let's just wait and see, .

~Aidita

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dontbleedonme [2003-09-24 09:33:52 +0000 UTC]

drive my car into the ocean

I heard about the river dancing.
mmyup.
Joe's dad makes fun of me.
I cry. booohoo.

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paracelcus In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-09-27 01:53:29 +0000 UTC]

if it makes you feel any better, his dad calls me a weasel?

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karottensaft In reply to dontbleedonme [2003-09-25 15:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yah, de did, dontchaknow, but dat's ookay. We can deal with yer accent, you betcha.

~~DEAtH

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bvb78 [2003-09-23 20:10:01 +0000 UTC]

well... I decided to watch u again, that river dancing convinces me mind..

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