paracelcus In reply to ??? [2003-09-02 01:57:36 +0000 UTC]

thats right! RUN!

huntin humans?
it ain't nothin' but nothin'...

they all run like... scared little rabbits.

run rabbit, run.

run rabbit, run!

RUN RABBIT, RUN!

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-02 02:04:19 +0000 UTC]

*runs back and pokes ALEX in the stomach* GIGGLE, DAMMIT! *runs off again*

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-02 02:09:15 +0000 UTC]

nay! i shan't chortle for your amusement! and yes, continue your running! and most likely, your school work! i STILL won't giggle, laugh, snicker, or otherwise make noises that make it seem as if i find something funny!

nothing is funny! the world is serious. the world is stern.

in other news, a man walks into a bar and sits down at a poker table. now, see, he's the new law in town, and he's just gotten done polishing his sherrif's badge. suddenly, it emits a high pitched radio frequency, which explodes the heads of every person in the bar.

he is released on good behavior.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-02 02:17:11 +0000 UTC]

The world is austere. Are you having fun looking up synonyms to sound smart? Stop acting. Stop the insanity. No, wait, continue the latter.

Explodes? FLOOMSIES!!

Word up, yo.

~Aidita

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musechick2007 In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-02 02:25:01 +0000 UTC]

LOL, that's quotable!

I SEE THE WOLF!! Does no one else see it? Hmm.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-02 02:19:10 +0000 UTC]

the world is a morbid, meloncholy, sordid pit of abysmal woe and apathy, with nothing but the best intentions in mind.

GHASTLY! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE THINGS THEY DO!

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-02 02:27:42 +0000 UTC]

Hm... I shall really quote this.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-09-02 02:34:52 +0000 UTC]

you'll be happy to know that a few nights ago, i strained my eyes to the point of pain.. and i saw the wolf you keep ranting about. granted, i can't see it now. but i saw it at the time.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-09-02 03:21:56 +0000 UTC]

You have NO idea how happy I am...

~Aidita

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karottensaft In reply to ??? [2003-08-29 14:15:29 +0000 UTC]

We interrupt this program with a special bulletin.

America is now under martial law.

All constitutional rights have been suspended. Stay in your homes. Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents, or attorneys. Shut up. Do not attempt to think, or depression may occur. Stay in your homes. Curfew is at 7pm sharp, after work. Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew will be shot. Remain calm. Do not panic. Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning. Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot. Houses will be inspected for trace elements at noon. Anyone who fails to display the required embossed Mexican velvet painting of Alexander Haig on their living room wall will be shot. Cameras and surveillance equipment will be posted on all lampposts and streetlights. Anyone failing to attend required worship services on Sunday will be promptly arrested and dispatched to a re-education resort. Stay in your homes. Remain calm. The number one enemy of progress is questions. National security is more important than individual will. All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal. No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission. Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor. Shut up! Be happy! Obey all orders without question. The comfort you’ve demanded is now mandatory. Be happy! At last — everything is done for you.

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Monty-Python-Club In reply to ??? [2003-08-28 23:51:39 +0000 UTC]

The human brain, after all, SHOULD BE DEDICATED TO THE MONTY PYTHON CLUB!

Join noo!

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karottensaft In reply to ??? [2003-08-28 22:06:48 +0000 UTC]

children, children. let us not bicker. let us battle to the death in the grand arena of pain!

i'll sell tickets. bring your own weapons.

~~DEAtH

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toots In reply to ??? [2003-08-25 22:50:05 +0000 UTC]

tweet...I am the terror that flaps in the night, the weed wacker in the garden of evil, I am DARK WING DUCK!!! mwhahahah your sooo chute!! your chute lil wordings awwww!!!

~katie

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karottensaft In reply to ??? [2003-08-25 14:33:17 +0000 UTC]

JESUS!!

YOU HAVE 1000 PAGEVIEWS!!!

I BET YOU WANT SOMETHING SPECIAL!



too bad, yo.

~~DEAtH

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musechick2007 In reply to karottensaft [2003-08-25 22:12:42 +0000 UTC]

Don't you mean HOLY GLOW IN THE DARK JESUS? I thought so.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-26 01:11:49 +0000 UTC]

thats radioactive messiah.

RADIOACTIVE MESSIAH.

blargh.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-26 10:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Feh, it can be any of the two. FEH! I say FEH to you!

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-26 20:20:36 +0000 UTC]

feh?! FEH!!!??? HOW DARE YOU UTTER SUCH AN... UTTERANCE!

and nay, it can't be either! you see "Radioactive Messiah" refers to a proper noun.

"glow in the dark jesus" simply refers to.. well, glowing jesuseseses.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-26 21:41:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's a glowing jesus. Don't correct me, I'm armed with a spork and I know how to use it.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-26 21:50:19 +0000 UTC]

oh, i bet you do! well im armed with a.. a.. arm! yeah! i can flail it about in both a defensive, AND offensive manner! why, soon i'll be able to use TWO of them! so buaha!

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-26 21:56:20 +0000 UTC]

Well... I've got a.... *looks around* AHA! My mighty calculator of dOom! Which I brandish fiercely alongside my trusty keyboard! So there.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-26 23:01:52 +0000 UTC]

i have a COOKIE! and an application to the worlds greatest/worst pizza parlor!

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-28 01:05:59 +0000 UTC]

*snarfs down cookie* Now you have NONE. *cackles evilly* (lol, 'and then there were none') You can keep your LOUSY application. Oh, but I must be wary of those nasty little buggers, papercuts. *shields herself by covering herself in band-aids*

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-28 01:10:22 +0000 UTC]

fear my wet cough!

cookie!! NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo... *breathe...* OOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOooOQKAHNFDAfdh;jdsfh jksdf;ih;oiaydfk;jhdsfaluitawriobcjalkgd cjk hurhtsdhf kjyelkthkhgaifuhagirtgliauhgpfohfdoigalk jhalfhfuckinghellbitemeyoulittlebitchimg oingtoripyourintestinesourandhangyouwith themalk;dflasfdpoi u;ofdihpoiahrt;lkhakjhaiduf;oja t!!!!

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-28 01:41:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh, so that's what you plan to do, eh? Hm.

*bites Alex repeatedly and starts to nibble on his red shirt* MWAH. It IS red. I KNOW things.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-28 02:57:47 +0000 UTC]

yeah!? well theres a ghostly apparition in the background! and quit the biting. this shirt cost .50 cents. thats .50 cents i could have spent on OTHER thrift store merchandise

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-28 23:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Ah, like a spiked bracelet... I can do a lot of things with 50 cents at an outlet store over here. I mostly just go buy my stuff when I can over there, heh. With some things, I'm a cheap person. For example, my school shoes cost like 5 dollars. But I'll go all out with books and cds,

Ghostly apparition... Yes, the one with the white shirt and black pants, LOL!

*bites Alex's shoulders*

~Aidita, who will do as she pleases, mwaha

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-29 01:14:49 +0000 UTC]

the bah whazznuabuha?! the biting and the pain!? and the screaming agony of woe?!

yes, like spiked bracelets... although i've never bought one... i did find this dog collar on the ground once, and i use it as a wrist thingie, though!

it was free.

half price.

...i stole it from my cat.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-30 20:34:13 +0000 UTC]

Ah, cat... The possibilites to use that as innuendo are just... whoo!

I have... like 2 and one studded one. One of my friends loves to hide them or take off the spikes when I'm not looking. She's gone a bit, 'Christian music' or something, and she's bothering me about listening to 'satanic music'. (aka everything she hasn't heard of, or CoF, which I made her listen to the other day). MWAHA. She's a little crazy.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-31 07:22:47 +0000 UTC]

CoF...

CRADLE OF FAITH!

ahem.
amen.

yab gras.

bangoo.

moving on to more.. pressing issues.

today, an iraqi soldier opened fire on american infantry men, injuring one us trooper. in retaliation, an air strike was called in, and the soldier, bunker, and entire family within were decimated.

god bless the usa.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-31 14:19:29 +0000 UTC]

I DID tell her about Cradle of Faith, but I made her listen to Cradle of Filth, hehe. She was just very in the end.

Jeesh, talk about retaliation.

~Aidita

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paracelcus In reply to musechick2007 [2003-08-31 17:32:57 +0000 UTC]

that is one of THE greatest emoticons...

floomsies.

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musechick2007 In reply to paracelcus [2003-08-31 21:34:49 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it?

~Aidita

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warfare In reply to ??? [2003-08-23 17:08:44 +0000 UTC]

oooh..yes....
not bad.

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paracelcus In reply to warfare [2003-08-24 00:37:22 +0000 UTC]

i've been complimented? and yet im not sure as to why i've been granted such an honor.

this is where i keep my organs!

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-mee- In reply to ??? [2003-08-19 20:04:21 +0000 UTC]

I honestly ment to post that on Jensina's page..... honestly... *innocent whistle*

Gay sex. gay sex. Gay porn. Jensina's face. Choas.

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musechick2007 In reply to ??? [2003-08-18 22:30:38 +0000 UTC]

"i do not find myself touching.. myself.. at odd hours of the night, and i do NOT support urinary tract infections!

vote for me. "

*boinks paracelcus madly*

~Aidita

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pyroclub In reply to ??? [2003-08-18 05:46:54 +0000 UTC]

pyroclub... bored is I

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musechick2007 In reply to ??? [2003-08-16 06:41:37 +0000 UTC]

*votes paracelcus for president of... something*

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paracelcus In reply to ??? [2003-08-15 03:02:08 +0000 UTC]

why must you play your sex games on my page?! WHY!? i find nothing sexual in that comment, i do not find myself touching.. myself.. at odd hours of the night, and i do NOT support urinary tract infections!

vote for me.

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dontbleedonme In reply to ??? [2003-08-13 17:37:40 +0000 UTC]

ohmygod. Jimmy and Molko... having sex... WITH DEAD PEOPLE. {orgasm}

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aloneinthedark In reply to ??? [2003-08-12 19:33:07 +0000 UTC]

:rgasmulates::

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aloneinthedark In reply to ??? [2003-08-11 01:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Perchè il hell è tutto italiano parlante. Perchè non qualcosa io può capire, come olandese o russo o qualcosa... dutch di (is una lingua o appena un'origine etnica?)

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dontbleedonme In reply to ??? [2003-08-07 19:43:23 +0000 UTC]

Italiano. Ballo con la gioia.
Anche, non capisco l'italiano.
Cosí, non capisco che batto a macchina.
istola:menellatesta

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musechick2007 In reply to ??? [2003-08-07 11:49:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comment!

Hmmm...You're crazy... I like you. *poke*

~Aidita

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thisismynicknam In reply to ??? [2003-08-06 08:22:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that was pulled off nicely.....But other than that, I fully agree with you...It sucked monkey balls

I see you're a fan of Dead Alive...Good man...I have a VHS copy of it here at home....Unfortunately, I got the horribly edited version that cuts out the entire lawnmower massacre scene, and the part where the uncle with the crazy rockabilly hair goes a zombie-choppin' with the meat cleavers..

Have you ever seen the "Living Dead" series? (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead)

And how about Phantasm? Or Ravenous?

If not, I'd suggest you check 'em out....If so, good man o_O

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masochisticbarbi In reply to ??? [2003-08-06 01:32:57 +0000 UTC]

It's fucked that your P.C is is the anal love child of Elton John and deleted 'Within the woods' Yeah my timing is shitty i guess.

Fuck.

P.S ........schnikkit?

lmao

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