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"Radioactive Messiah"
# Statistics
Favourites: 14; Deviations: 10; Watchers: 11
Watching: 13; Pageviews: 5610; Comments Made: 399; Friends: 13
# Comments
Comments: 221
ever have sex and fall asleep in the middle of it?
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why the hell is joe making fun of his girlfriend on MY gallery!? go! run free with the wild chipmunks, on some other poor saps page! lemme alone!
git off'en me propertee, fores a shoot'cha!
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"Deviant: ~dontbleedonme
Date: Jul 26, 2003, 10:56PM
Vote: LOVES the Deviant!
Oh yes, my goal in life is to be cool. It is my soul purpose on this earth.
and, of course, to masturbate furiously to joe's picture.
I can have two purposes, right?"
YOU SAID IT!! YOU DID!!!
I didn't call alex a girl. we all know he's a girl.
~~DEAtH
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i have connections to the italian mafia. It's true!
Ask for proof!
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hehehe, Joe called you a girl.
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masturbate furiously to my picture???? you sick, sad girl. wheehoo! be home friday.
~~DEAtH
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P.S Thank you for the faves and theres a Cube 2? I only saw Cube one with that retarded guy walking into the light and the bad policeman and the blood and the ...random deaths and coolness...........yeah
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Hey,You have left me a message and a gazillon cool comments ages ago and i haven't responded. Sorry..i'm a fuck wit. Hey it would be great if you could send me the movie ''Within the woods'' via AIM if you have it - my IM is Fenixfender but AOL is Satans retarded love child with Nicolas Cage and doesn't work very well......well at lease my version doesn't. But hey it would be cool to try anyway.
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whee! a wedding! I'll bring you a nice gift, ok? yay!
a pig eh? I had sex with one once. then it rolled around it's own filth and mocked my cleaning habbits.
I had half a pack of bacon for lunch. barely cooked. yum yum!
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They probably have a pill for it to. They have a pill for everything.
..it's monday?
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*pester* I DEMAND SCREEN SHOT! and ham on sticks... BUT MORE SCREEN SHOT! SCREEN SHOT OF DOOM!!! MWAHAHAHAHahahaha...aha haha ha..... ha... yes...
heh heh heh... I know Jensina's phone number...
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your words flatter me. I am turned on by this wench thing. Also by dogs and corpses... is that normal?
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My typical message on someone elses answering machine "hey... um... this is Jensina... um... uh... call me back. 2529763. Uh... bye."
I want to buy a t-shirt online, any suggestions?
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I was in Fargo!
I was the woodchipper. And one of the hookers.
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Yes, well, I only have a grand total of four friends. And all four are girls who can't drive. Only one of them appreciates a good horror movie. The other three get scared at horror movies. Then I laugh at them.
Nah, the lady was funny. I laughed at her. "oh ya, sara and her friends aren't gonna have no where ya" Eh, doesn't sound as funny over the internet. Oh well.
Gay bars.
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Well, I've never failed at masturbating but i s'pose there is a first time for everything.
And why just stop slow children when you can run them over? I can run children over now. I have a permit. Do YOU have a permit?
No?
Baha.
I heard some really Minnesotan sounding lady at the movies (which isn't that strange, it is minnesota after all), and I thought of you. Then I lost my appetite.
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Heh. You're only the second person to notice the whole Pumpkins name thing I've got going on. So good on you, you'll go far in life. Oh yes.
I won't glow with pride because I'm not cool, but I'll, er, radiate with, um, indifference.
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er... *sole.
It's my sole purpose.
I am retarted.
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Oh yes, my goal in life is to be cool. It is my soul purpose on this earth.
and, of course, to masturbate furiously to joe's picture.
I can have two purposes, right?
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But Joe isn't going to be back for a whole 7 days, what will I do til then?
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Geez, didn't you get the memo?
"it hurts so good" -Should I be turned on by that? ...cause I am.
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oh, and also, how could you NOT think of gay porn? What else is there to think about?
Except for maybe chainsaws, and ducks.
But other than that, what else is there to think about?
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Well, why stop at the dots?
What about the commas?
And what about how I hit the enter key 346546million times in my comments?
Well??
No, you haven't insulted me. I'm too stupid to realize that I've been insulted.
come to me again
in the cold, cold, night
in the cold, cold, night.
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Are you making fun of my dots? Just because I throw dots everywhere doesn't mean I think I'm smart. I KNOW I'm smart. I don't need dots to prove it.
Ok, well, that's not true, but still... Did I have a point?
no, i guess not.
...do you often go deep into thought about gay porn?
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I lied.
I don't even own purple pants.
Or purple fishnets.
The only thing I have that's purple is my hat... and I think my ZIM poster is purple... it might be green though... I'm never too sure on these things.
Anyways, I'm a dirty liar, and you need to upload more.
Bitch.
Rarr.
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oOo Alex can be famine.
I'd love to be pestilence The plague is my favorite disease. Well Ebola's pretty far up on the list too but the plague is def my fav.
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Well I (Jensina) wear purple pants, and look how normal I am!
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Fine! You win... you are the better joke-teller person. Bah.
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"Sitting Ducks" is the shit.
Hat.
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Who says Jack and the hitman weren't ducks? Ducks can talk... and golf.. and give head. Look at that one show, Sitting Ducks! Granted, I've never seen the ducks, alligators, crows, or penguins golf (or perform oral sex for that matter) on that show, but still...
And why stab someone when you can shoot them in the head (or dick)?
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EEheehee... I love this joke:
Jack was playing golf one Saturday. As he is getting ready to tee off, a guy walks up and asks if he can join him. He says, 'Sure.' About two holes into the game, Jake gets curious about what the guy does for a living. So he asks him. The stranger tells him he's a hitman. Jack laughs. The guy says, 'No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you like.' So Jack decides to check it out. He opens the bag and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge scope attached. Jack gets all excited and says, 'WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?' The hit man replies, 'Sure.' So Jack looks and says, 'YEAH! You can see my house! I can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife. Wait, there's my next door neighbor! And he's naked too!' This really upsets Jack so he asks how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replies, 'I get $1000 every time I pull the trigger.' Jack responds, '$1000? Well, OK, I want two hits. First, I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis.' The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about five minutes until finally Jack starts to get really impatient and asks, 'What are you waiting for? The hitman replies, 'Relax..... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks.'
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Hey man thank you very mucho's for the fave and the rad comment. Yeah i am looking for 'Within The Woods' by Sam Raimi, it's the movie that helped funding for Evil Dead so i must see it!. My AIM is Fenixfender, drop me a line if you wanna
Later
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You are joining! I'm putting you on the members list... we need peoples...
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Hey thanks for the devwatch man, it's very appriciated!.
No lameoid comments at the moment....i'll have to think more up....but i veel be back....................with more lameass ...*coughes*....comments ....*looks sheepish*
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thank you so much for the comment and fav its the feedback like yours that make uploading here on DA worth it to me
thanks my friend
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[link] Thank you!!!!! i'm gonna dev watch you...........because i like the blood of virgins too.....it's bongo-rific .
Hhaha you rock, i'll add yr icon to my journal aswell.....yknow...that's totally true ...and i quote ....aChemm .....*clears throat*
"The human brain, afterall, is just a computer made of meat" .
....mine crashes alot. Do you think AOL stands fo Abdula Ob - Longata .....k.....gay lamoid comment that is mispelled and doesn't make any sense anyways ...wont do it again....sawwy.
Later
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i sent your pic to the email you've got posted here. can't remember if thats your real one or not...
hooray! burn me sehnsucht!
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Yes, quite the sly one you are. And mauling...sexual?! ::gasp:: Never!! Enh nonetheless, spleen maulage will be taking place.
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...nevermind. i just realized you had them scanned.
jellybean
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REALLY!?!?! YAY! i saw malinda at work again tonight. it was scary. her mom tried to bite me.
its the funny picture!! *does a dance* btw i found where she hid my scanner, so i can scan those over-exposed pics if you want. and i'm re-drawing those x-men characters, so i'll upload them when im done! yay! *communicates with vanilla coke*
hmm....yes indeedy.
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haha - make ur comment. i promise to leeve ur reproductive organs where they are, as long as i can maul ur spleen if i get mad. crap, u traded that for a vile of virgin blood already, rite? ill have to settle with mauling ur appendix ::grumble:: what were u gonan say anyway?
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I don't know where I find all the time either. O_o It's summer, though.. so that gives me an ample amount of time to sketch and doodle like an insane hobo with a number two pencil.
yeah. It's early for me right about now... so humor me. ^^;
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My baby pictures were me in stupid little yellow or blue dresses... I was a ballerina when i was 3, I think they kicked me out though. I talked to much, which is weird, because now I never talk.
I have an exceptionally short attention span today.
Damn, now i am hungry for ham.
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