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AlmostPerfectPoppy
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"page is a wip!"
# Statistics
Favourites: 2484; Deviations: 236; Watchers: 154
Watching: 88; Pageviews: 11686; Comments Made: 1907; Friends: 88
# Comments
Comments: 246
im scared why you yelling
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don't be scared, my son
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no, ithink the real questiom is why are YUO yelling yo u absolkute msall child
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ur just a lil bich boye thats all u are
and ur right, i wont hide you. i'll feature u. how does that make u feel huh? are you proud of urself now? huh? little bich boye. and ur right i dont have balls because im a girl. did u not do ur research? huh? is that why you said that? dang. alright. i see how it is. u only prove my point. huh. ok. i understand little boy. are u gonna cry about it? are yougonna start crying? ok do it. do it then. see if i care. why cry? u should be happy abt urself because i featured ur comment. u should be proud. why arent you proud huh? oh yeah that right because ur a lillte boy thats all u arejust a little boy. haha fine then little boy cry abt it. oh wait? ur a girl? why didnt u have the balls to tell me in the first place? oh because ur a girl and u dont have balls. how does that make u feel? u said i have balls now u know how i feel. i hope ur happy about urself now. i hope ur happy mia. u little girl.
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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
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are u dumb? are u absolutely STUPID is that why you're replying to my intellectual comment with copypastas? is that why? because you cant come up with a complex enough reply to send me? you kow im too smart for you dont you? you do dont you. admit it. you fool. i've already seen that copypasta anyway. coward. come forth with an actual complex reply that you didn't have to steal from somebody else next time and maybe ill accept you. i spit on you. coward.come back later when you get an actual college education and study the blade for 16 years to go up onto an ancient hill in china, that i will not name for it is sacred and only infinite intellectual people can go to it, to find a spirit medium and get infinite wisdom. come back when you've done that. because i have. ive done that. you absolute child. you absolute BUFFOON you absolute buffoon. im disappointed in you. come back later when you're basically a goddess like me. maybe i'll actually be able to call you my sister then.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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that's a copypasta too you IDIOT. i looked it up you absolute buffoon i dont even have the time to reply to you because i have so much artwork to do for the millions of fans i have on the website known as deviantart.com. im ashamed that we're even alive at the same time. my own flesh and blood. you're incel? you are aren't you. i bet you are. you know you are. i cant believe im even having this conversation with you im ashamed to even be talking to you still. you madlad. and i dont mean that in the good way, no. i mean you're insane for even thinking you have the PRIVILEGE to be speaking to me right now. i bet you secretly feel honored that you're even in my presence. i bet you want my autograph dont you? well sucks for you because i dont give my autograph to incels. you buffoon. i cant believe this. i cant believe im related to you. this is an absolute nightmare. im crying writing this because i just came to the realization that i have to live with your blood in my veins for the rest of my life. i can feel myself losing sex appeal just talk to you, so i should probably stop. goodbye. please stop replying to me. you're starting to scare me i've had to block all my doors and windows please leave my family alone ill do anything
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Ok, that's it. I tried to soften the blow by using the words of someone else on the internet, maybe even try to bring a bit of comedic relief, but that's all out the window now. Oh yes you're sooo famous, you can't even handle 3 commissions before having to close them to get caught up! I bet you buy watchers, and even then most of them go inactive. And NO, I am not incel, it was my choice to stay a virgin this long and we both know I could get pussy at the snap of my fingers. You don't have to have the conversation, take this as my last laugh and bug off, you won't have a good reply anyway. With every letter I type out, I feel more and more embarrassed that I would even stoop so low to associate, let alone reply, to you. My life is a living hell knowing that every morning I must wake up and be in the same general area as you, now starting tomorrow we'll be riding the same bus? Damn near impossible to imagine. Don't forget! You still have MY commission to finish, and I suppose it better be quick, yeah? Have a good day, you sun-dried ass liquid.
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i wasnt expecting this i...... i think im gonna vomit
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♡ reply here! any comments above will be hidden. thank you! ♡
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welcome back poppy i love u so much! i hope you’re doing ok
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ilu2 <3333 im doing fine thanks!!!
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Do you like FNaF?
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i do, actually! i'm not really updated on the story line, but i do like it!
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Right! I like every character in the series. One of my particular favorites is Circus Baby.
Hi, Circus Baby!
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aa me too!! circus baby is a great character,,, my favorites are lefty and rockstar bonnie!
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Good! So if each of us likes Circus Baby, let's roleplay.
Hi, Circus Baby! How are you?
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aw im sorry but i don't really like to roleplay :" )
although all this talk about FNaF has made me want to draw some fanart lol
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baby you're the highlight of my lowlife
lowlife
take a s h i d dy day and make it alright
ya alright
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OH IN EVER Y CIRCUSTANSAECE YAHEA U MAKE THE DIFFEREEEENCE BABY UR THE HIGHLIGHT FO MY LIWOWOLIFE ♬♬♬♬
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I FORGOT THE REST OF THE LYRICS O NO
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Where's my commission
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in ur aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i forgot about it sorry ill do it soon
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Your page looks supa cute uwu
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Now it's safe to come out of concealment - thanks for faving "Shush! We're hiding!"
Glad you appreciated it so much PerfectPoppy
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Thanks so much for the watch!
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no problem!! your art is super cute!
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Your art is so adorable and pretty! I'm in love with it 💛💛
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oh my goodness tysm!! that means a lot to me!!
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Tell me who can You can You did fave my toucan!
Thank you so much for the appreciation AlmostPerfectPoppy
Have a great weekend
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happy birthday poppy !!!!!! <3
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thank you so much!! <33
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