AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to WonderfulDOOM495 [2008-08-10 04:01:48 +0000 UTC]

well i like your wiener. lmao XD
reminds me of jhonen vasquez's style

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WonderfulDOOM495 In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-08-10 04:08:46 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i started out basing everything i made on his style, but i decided that if i ever wanted to get somwhere in the world of artistry that i had to somehow make it my own





so i ate a muffin and as soon as i knew it....i had drawn...THE WIENER. o__ o

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to WonderfulDOOM495 [2008-08-10 04:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Thats a good story grandpa.lol

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WonderfulDOOM495 In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-08-10 04:40:03 +0000 UTC]

oh, so you want to read a story, eh sonny? well read all of this and tell me what you think of it! XD

this one time, i was sitting in a chair. yeah. i know. awesome. i ate pudding. there were tiny leprechauns in my pudding. i gave them some illegal passports i bardered off a methuselah in iraq. he smelled of many rotten meats. i hired him as an assassin to kill the austrailian prime minister. then i went to shaws. they had a sale there, 3 bottles of coke for 2.50. i got some delicious corn chips there. theye tasted of cat and wet hobo butthole. i saw some dancing weiners in tophats there. there was also this tile on the floor. yeah. how i got home was a very interesting story. me and a scary old fish monger had to meow to summon the demonic heathens of the chin-tzu dynasty to hail us a cab since we were black and obviously couldn’t do it ourselves. then in k-mart we found a dead mouse. sure was tasty. then we put 25 cents in a gumball machine and licked the gumball then put it back in the little door on the gumball machine. thats where we found the ouija board and opened the realm of the melted icecream. it was pretty. all goopy and what not. yeah. it sure was crazy. and there was this goat that also came out of the ouija board. the scary fish monger chewed out its eyeballs and tore its head off with his feet and ran away with the corpse leaving me confused and covered from head to foot in goats blood. thats when the spooky crotch man flew down from the light socket on the kittens nose up on the ceiling. we stole some cheetos from that k-mart and then walked all the way to switzerland. and dont you dare ask me how we walked accross that ocean you smartass. so anyways we took the cheetos and then in switzerland i had to sacrifice the flying crotch man to the gods of jumbalaya in chicago. i then used the ouija board to summon me a pair of phantom underpants because my friends it seems i have spoiled my pants. once licked clean by my frisky companion bindobalia the camel i put them mother frickers over my head. once in russia it was snowing. then with the power of the great lord banana hammock i transported back to my house and got me a glass of fresh garelick farms milk. it was skim milk. i smile. i then squeek with joy and poof back to brazil where i stole a loaf of bread. it tasted like black licorice and cardboard. you bet that spick fell right of the eiffel tower he did. thats when i stumbled upon an abandoned plastic burning factory. the machines were still on and working at full capacity so the scent still lingered and soon the fumes got to my head. i had always wondered what it would be like to be walking over a rainbow while eating fizz in a spinning room until that day. thats when i figured out that it wasn't very pleasant and spewed rainbow glitter all over the filthy freaking floor. it was bob saggit in that movie. see i told you i was right you orange fag you. once i got away from those lice infested chocolate eyed stuffed elephants i kicked a ball down the stairs. it was towards that final pillar where i found the sacred heiroglyphics of the babylon empire. thus how i began the journey of deciphering such an amazing discovery had begun. i went from prophet to prophet trying to get an anwer to what this message meant. i took a nap on the toilet in a wendys after that long day. i woke up the next day in a white castle bathroom for some reason that is still a mystery to me to this very day. maybe it was the spooky work of a resturaunt changing wizard. well who knows. what else was creepy was that the same people who were working there were the same people who were working at that k-mart before. then while leaving that horrific place of smelly stinky smells did i stumple upon a demonic enchanted platypus who could speak mandarin chinese. good thing i brought my pocket asian with me or i would have never found out what he was saying. he wished to see the heiroglyphics i had found so he could decipher them for his own dirty sexual deeds. too bad for him i was a level 32 palidin. so i used my ouija board to take us back to the pillar where i had found the heiroglyphics and all we found there were some old directions for a gameboy color. who knew that just one platypus could cause so much turmoil. yay the pizzas here. and yeah he threw a pear at my head. so there i was face to face with the dreaded sploogaschneeg with no weapons but me trusty spork gerald. nearby some six eyed rabbits were mating. such a disturbing sight that was. my ramen was getting cold and that devious mutant parsleychild was trying to rape a plastic bag. i ripped out my d...ahem...watermelon and lured that son of a basket away from my sack of plastic wonders. damn this is some good ass pizza. hey wait a second i need that watermelon. get back here you stupid jackass. woot melons. ayways me and gerald were about to fight in the most horrific battle of our short sad lives. and then the giant taco showed up. me and gerald had a fiesta on said mother. the sploogaschneeg watched horrified as we destroyed his frends and family and then slit his wrists. lucky for me his blood was made out of lava. wait no thats not good for me. lets just say it was welchs quality grape juice. yep hes dead now. i smiled. and now i guess im a sploogaschneeg vampire. fun i guess. oh by the way that ouija board from before just sprouted legs and walked away because he felt as though he was unimportant to my story from now on. which he was so i guess he made the right decision. where he went i do not know. oh wait yes i do. he went home and sat on his couch watching reruns of aqua teen hunger force on dvd for 3 days in a row. a day later he recieved a letter in the mail stating that he had been fired from his job at the octopus assembly plant. after a few months of not paying rent to his landlord he got evicted from his apartment. he asked his mother if he could move back into her basement but she still hadnt forgiven him for the incident with the whoopie cushion and the lemon juice. oh so sad it was. poor little jimmy had no use of his spleen after this. sad face. the ouija board had no other option but to pursue the life of a male prostitute in new jersey. the death of him was caused by no other than the aids. i told him not to but he just had to go and do service with elton john. but i digress. i stumbled upon a clan of orange people. they wre all wearing funny hats. i liked it. oh and kiyoshi wants a mango to everyone out there. yup. and that was where i was dubbed a spawn of tangerine in their culture. so now i guess im a vampire tangerine or something. woo hoo horray yippee. then i found a can of purple monster and drank it all in one sip. then cans of monster started raining down from the heavens. what a miracle that was. then later that week i went to the doctors and discovered that i had colon cancer and he said i should stop drinking monster. i said phock off and kept drinking monster. then i had an x-ray done of my colon and discovered that it had transformed into a can of monster. i smiled and ripped open my flesh and pulled out my so called colon and chugged it. lucky for me it was a heavy metal bfc. lovely isnt it. great scott theres a bomb in the lasagna. two years later i discovered a miracle in my urine. it seems that theres a society of canibalistic ninjas living in my scrotum. pretty funny i guess. once in there i gave them the directions to that mcdonalds with the the giant golden statue of ronald mcdonald. it was pretty funny that there was a big chunk of his golden crotch missing and somebody had spray painted piss off on his forehead. so ayways at that very mcdonalds i found the evil lasagnians who had put that bomb in my lasagna. ooo yay i gots some strawberry shortcake from my mom and you dont lol omg rofl botches. the evil lasagnians waved their flags of napkins with sauce on them in my face. i ate them. the lasagnians i mean. not the flags. the flags i sent to baghdad to be burned in a street riot whil people shout realy scary like. then the demonic sock queen came and tried to clip my fingernails. i promiced my precious fingersheilds that the would have a safe haven of fingery servitude long ago and i was not about to break that promice. so i jumped into the evil sock queens egg sack and ate her little demonic foot warming babies. she shrieked in agony and started doing crystal meth. the sad thing ofr her was that what she didnt know was that she was still pregnent. when her babies were born they were all retarded and mutated and the tips of them were seperated into five creepy deformed places. thus the legend of rainbow toe socks had been born. the evil sock queen cursed me and gave me the horrible responsibility of caring for her retarded babies. so yeah i pu them on my feet and they were surprisingly more cozy than my regular ones. but then a porcupine stole them. sad face. soon after i threw an apple at the leaning tower of piza and it poofed into a giant blue troll with a battle axe (level 96) so i packed my pig and left that bitch sad and alone in the corner of a meat packaging plant. man it smelled of feces horribly bad in that mooses stomach. but sadly it was the only way to keep from freezing to death. seriously, do mooses like eat their own crap? wait a second is it mooses or meese? well anyways if its mooses or potroast i shall call it debbie. either way whatever happened to that jubilee of dancing elf gnomes i still got my socks back. despite my desperate efforts to name my cousins baby debbilongstockingsmcpiggyhoarker, they just had to call her annabell. i mean how boring of a name is that fricken annabell. geeze. wheres my fricken pork you fricky frick fricker. then my chicken penini imploded. then i was like what the phock and began to dance like a mexican. wow it smells like a dirty diaper in here. there i saw god steal a white mans bike. i said oh my god and he turned his head around at me and crashed into a pole. i smile. i then continued to point and laugh at his humiliation. then he transformed into a fish and flew away. i sneezed and my eyeballs flung out and sprouted wings and lifted me away chasing the socalled god up to saturn. it was there where i met the love of my life. my precious rokki. i loved rokki so much, even if she was a mute who was all gray and hard. boy did she make me hard. yeah. but then the faithful day came where i walked in on rokki having an affair with my best friend pinetreey. i cry. i attempted to hang myself but sadly a unicorn came and ate my popcorn and as i was chasing it around a kinky squash came and stole my nuse. and yeah no crying you filthy pig im not dead which makes me sob. but you probably smile about it. whats wrong with you do you enjoy my misery geeze you fags i hate you all. anyways me and geraldo forgot to tie our shoelaces. we decided to stop into friendlys for a nice evening meal. too bad the buffalo chicken fingers geraldo had tasted like a hot dog and i think that fat guy back there spit in my burger. i shal throw plastic utensils at his head. mwahahahahaha. oh no his fat ass hippo of a wife is waving a chicken leg in my face. damn this porkers nasty. wow this is funny. shes telling me how impolite i am and how disgusting my hair looks. oh my god im gunny piss my friggen pants over here. shes so freaking greasy and fat. i just wanna write my name in her fat with a stick like little kids do at the beach in the sand. i think...i think shes actually starting to sweat from yelling at me. holy crap its like watching a poolful of water being dumped over a huge plastic baggie full of pudding. and what makes it even more gross yet funnier is that shes wearing a t-shirt that says sexy bitch. oh god this is one of the most disturbing yet amusing moments of my friggen life. i wish i had a permanent marker on me right now so i could draw a piece of pizza on her shirt and watch her atempt to eat it. aahahahahahaha okay she left. oh my god that was hilarious. anyways i was walking through a bathroom once and there was puke on the ground. i said ewww and left. yep. pretty cool. thats when ghosts started flying out of the walls. i picked up my tennis racket and started killing stuff. no wait...that wouldnt really help. i'd need like an ectoplasmic sword of the thundercats or something. yeah. that would frickin own. id be like pow zock zaddam and all them little botches would be dead. again. i guess. or maybe they'd turn into zombies. well i dont really know. if they did turn into zombies id be royally screwed up the esophagus. theyd eat muh brains man. i dont want that happenin. that would be like ouchie hurts and things of the sort. it would be an unfathomable pluthera of unbearable ouchies. i wouldnt like that. nope. not one bit. so lets just say it was an alluminum baseball bat instead. and dont get wise with me mister i know your thinking but they be ghosts sean what the phocks wrong with you so you know what dont even ask. if you got a problem with me fighing off a hoard of gay ass ghosts with an alluminum baseball bat then you can go suck a nut. anyways after i fought off ghastlys and haunters and gengars and shit for like 3 hours i got bored and played some tetris. you know the old school one with the theme thats like doo doot doot doo doot doot doo doot doot doo doot doot doo doot doot doo doo doo doodoo. doot doot doo doot doot doo doot doo doot doot doo doot doot doo doo doo doodoo. afer that rousing game of tetris i stumbled upon the lair of the ghost queen shaniqua. she was one bad ass foxy mutha chucker. i had to stick it in her good to tame such a wild beast. i lit the night on fire with that kinky hoe. yeah. i know what your thinking you perverted butt phock. it was nothing like that. i seriously lit her ass on fire. it was funny. yeah. when she yells she sounds like that lady who sings in the great gig in the sky by pink floy. you know the one on dark side of the moon. yeah thats a wicked good cd right there. and if your all like phock no imma gangsta i be chillin wiff muh niggas flava flav and sean paul then i suggest you stop reading this before i summon a lazer up from your computer to melt your friggen eyeballs out and make it so you can never have babies. thats right you son of a bitch. i mean botch. whatever. thanks a lot jackass now im pissed off. go get me a god damn klondike bar or im not finishing the friggen story. oh okay. thanks. anyways. one time this dumb slut jacked my frosted flakes while i was in a battle to the death with an evil clone of brittany spears. she kept pulling babies out of her vag and threw them at me. then they exploded. it was funny but one of them hit me in the thigh where i had a bruise from when i was in an epic blender. oh and she kept trying to burn me with her cigarettes. they burn. frowny face. then i threatened her with a healthy salad and she whimpered like a puppy and scampered back to her cave. heh heh. thats a funny word. scampered...hahaha. it sounds like pampers but not really. then i danced with a dolphin. its name was tammie. it had a gangsta necklace. i wanted it. it was shiny like a toenail. holy crap that guys nose is huge. so i was walking through the forest of despair and turtlemoil and i fired my lazer to show a sign of strawberry jam. then the chair fell down from the big talking tree with the fajita wrap i wanted to jack ever so badly and we sang ring around the rosie together. soon after did we figure out that it was actually refering to the horrible bubonic plague and began to burst out in laughter at their pethetic misery. then i sat in the chair and here i am now telling you of my amazing adventure across the stinky greasy mongoose infested valley of the canibles who were good at performing class a broadway sellout showtunes. oh yeah i forgot to tell you about how it started raining radioactive badgers. yeah. it started raining radioactive badgers. they were singing crappy remakes of already crappy 80s hits. and then buddha kiled himself. i sadly didnt have my radioactive badger repelling poncho with me at the time that i bought at that garage sale that one time. yeah that was cool. they had a shirt. i wanted that shirt. it looked cool. mhm. then naked people with hatchets ran outside and started worshiping the radioactive badgers. yeah they all got their faces torn off and gre tails and a third eye and started budding out creepy little deformed clones of themselves. they were all jiggly. ehh...the jiggle......anyways i had to throw my pants at those badgers to distract them so i could get away. then i went to the mall. i got a cool new belt to keep up my lack of pants. yep.

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to WonderfulDOOM495 [2008-08-10 05:00:25 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit you need help.
lmao thats sad.
...whats even sader is i read the thing and laughed my ass off the entire way through

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WonderfulDOOM495 In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-08-10 05:03:30 +0000 UTC]

XDD THANK YOU!!
that's the reaction i wanted people to have once they reached the end of it, lmao

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to WonderfulDOOM495 [2008-08-10 05:10:22 +0000 UTC]

lmao honestly u scare me shitless lol

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WonderfulDOOM495 In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-08-10 05:17:21 +0000 UTC]

XDD

...then i have accomplished part one of operation "Scare Random People Shitless"

lmao

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to Superfluous-Saku [2008-07-29 02:48:42 +0000 UTC]

i hate that game.
i mean i HATE that game
im in a real band, so thats part of the reason it pisses me off.
[link]
this is one of my films
also,go check ou the flyer i made for it.

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Superfluous-Saku In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-07-29 06:08:42 +0000 UTC]

your in a real band?

wow i would of like to hear your band *_*

hmm and the video.. were u in it?

haha i really dont get the video tho

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to Superfluous-Saku [2008-07-29 23:39:21 +0000 UTC]

yes,and we just got started,so we havent recorded yet.
we acctually have a show this friday though.
we should have a video of us by saturday
no i wasnt in the vid,but what didnt you get?

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RichardBurgess In reply to RichardBurgess [2008-07-25 10:23:58 +0000 UTC]

and for adding Lizzie Bennet as a favourite.

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to AphexTal [2008-07-15 22:36:57 +0000 UTC]

np

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to finis183 [2008-07-15 22:37:26 +0000 UTC]

ill keep an eye out.
looking forwaqrd to it

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to bassguitaristanbul [2008-07-12 21:15:00 +0000 UTC]

no prob man,love your work

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bassguitaristanbul In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-07-12 22:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much, I'm glad that you like my works.

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to bassguitaristanbul [2008-07-12 22:01:50 +0000 UTC]

np,keep'em coming

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to madflutist011 [2008-07-12 21:14:49 +0000 UTC]

hey you did what to add your photos?
nvm...
whatcha doin?

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madflutist011 In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-07-12 21:18:20 +0000 UTC]

errrr...will ya get on AIM and help he im confuzzled....

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to midnazora [2008-07-11 22:39:31 +0000 UTC]

np man like ur stuff

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midnazora In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-07-12 00:26:51 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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AndrewAnarchy101 In reply to Renaissance-Render [2008-07-11 18:57:20 +0000 UTC]

no prob. ur a great artist

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Renaissance-Render In reply to AndrewAnarchy101 [2008-07-11 18:58:04 +0000 UTC]

Aw, thank you! *bow*

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