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Azriraphile
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"Just this side of insane"
# Statistics
Favourites: 338; Deviations: 86; Watchers: 24
Watching: 35; Pageviews: 7061; Comments Made: 1903; Friends: 35
# Comments
Comments: 246
Mermaid Malena & i thank you and invite you to visit the mermaid galleries ~
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Thanks so much for adding me to your favorites
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIRL~!! <333
I hope you have a good one!
Love ya. 
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Thank you! Its already started out pretty well. ^^
Love you too!!
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Aww, I'm glad! <333
So! what did you get!? : DDD
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I got a scanner and some spending money, a sketch book, an adorable frog vase, and a notebooklet. It was a good birthday. ^^
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youre welcome. and i do so i would stalk in the creepy way but my parole officer wouldnt approve.
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Well, I'll have to teach you! I'm gonna watch you because I like your humour! See how you like that!
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Do i get to wear big sunglasses and a trench coat?
I've always wanted a trench coat...
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Sure... I have a trench coat...
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... why do i suddenly fear flashing....
Do these lessons include ways to slip past parole officers and how to talk yourself out of being arrested... again...?
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partially... Also how to sell fake watches...
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Yay! finally i'll be able to earn some spending money while i'm in school!
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I almost forgot I had a deviantart account! HOW ARE YOU DOING?!? ARE YOU HEALTHY?!? I AM TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE MY SOUL IS SCREAMING ALOUD THE WORDS THAT I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW! ARE YOU DRINKING BOUNTIFUL AMOUNTS OF NOURISHING FLUIDS?!? BECAUSE WATER’S THE BEST! DRINK WATER! LOTS AND LOTS! GULP GULP GULP! SWALLOW swallow… swall- I see…
HAVE A GREAT DAY or NIGHT or SLEEP or dream…
JUST HAVE A GREAT LIFE!!!!
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OoooO…
"Just have a great life!" Just imagine hearing that in a dramatic situation…
My imagination:
Raphael Bonte’cello: (Giant Romanesque doors swing open. A gush of wind engulfs the void with passion and Raphael Bonte'cello's cologne) Darling!
Orgasmienna Quadrullo: (By surprise lifts her petite hands to her fragile rosy lips) Mr. Bont’e! (Gasp*)
(And in one swift motion, Raphael Bonte’cello lifts Orgasmienna off her twinkling toes and dashes quickly to the main bedroom where they begin their multiple sessions of sweet love making…)
(Four hours later, there at the peak of their celestial welcome, knotted together on the rustled mattress, sweat clogging every pore, piss stains on the silk sheets--… okay... enters dun dun duuuh! Roberto Rustacio with his mighty blade!)
(As stiff as they were, Roberto Rustacio caught his male lover in the act!)
(Gasp*)
Roberto Rustacio: (Unsheathes his dagger) Draw your dart sized weapon you bastard! (Tears swelling in his eyes)
Raphael Bonte’cello: (Moans)
Okay maybe I should stop. Because it’s pretty clear that Raphael Bonte’cello has already unshea—
I’m not going to finish that because you probably already figured it out… sigh*
Why can’t I just write you a short comment? Hmm?
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...
DANG!
Now I’m really curious as to what happened to Raphael and his Orgasmi… sigh*
I don’t even know what the point of that was… ohohoho… point…
Goodness.
It’s 2a.m.
…
I should sleep…
~(o.O)~ but now I’m afraid that I’ll dream of Mr. Raphael Bonte’cello and Orgasmienna and Roberto Rustacio!
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WHAT AM I WAITING FOR!
GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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You are... so silly. Good to hear from you though. And now that you remember you can... i dont know... put up some art work? i think it would be good for you.
Anyways... I have been drinking my fluids and am donig fine.
How are you? and i think with your story you were supposed to use "Just have a great life" in a dramatic setting.
silly child.
LOVE YOU!!
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AHHHH! Wow these pop ups keep popping up! It must be the effects of the porn!
Anyway, sigh* it's going to be a lot of work putting drawings up,
(Cough* I'm too lazy* Cough)
unless I just start doodling on paint...
oh the memories...
WELL! How have you been doing?
Are you going to invite me to your wedding in the future? HRM????
I heart weddings.
Free drinks, free food, free eye candy...
~(o.O)~OHOHOHOHO!
Man I miss those foam parties.
Bubbles go pop!
Oh and they ended up having a threesome in my dream.
The end.
And I thought I'll be less crazy if I wrote to you during the afternoon... sigh*
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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Lovely, I drone think you can be less crazy but that, why I love you. I've been good and you're def-irately invited. but that wont be for another couple Years. You should put Up pictures and I will too. I have a tablet no so I should go about doing that any way.
I miss you Lady. I'm sang to Virginia today but I'll definitely bug you when I get back. smile!!!
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YOU SANG IN VIRGINIA?!?
~(-.-)~ My imagination is running wild on these spelling errors!!!!
WHY IS THE "U" CAPITALIZED IN THE WORD UP?!?
DRONES?!?!? WHAT TYPE OF DRONES?!?! 
AND DEF-IRATELY IS SPLIT!!
OH MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH PERVERTED IMAGES! 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
...Well... You know what that means...
It's time to sleep now... OHOHOOHOHOHOHO!!
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I'm sorry for frying your brain. I wrote that through the tablet and then had to go so i didnt bother to spell check.
That was me telling you i was going to virginia,i didnt sing. And your are invited to my wedding whenever that happens. And you're crazy. thats all there is to it.
I love you. Good sleeps. Talk to you laters.
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YOU CAN WRITE FROM THE TABLET?!?!?
WHHHOOOAAAA!!!!
MY BRAIN IS EXTRA CRISPY NOW!
HOLY SMOKES! 
Now it's 2a.m...
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Oh my...
I should cool off my brain now.
Well, after I look at everyone's amazing artwork!
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you should live by alarm clocks, you seem to lose time a lot.
And yes, i can write on the tablet though that tends to lead to a lot of spelling and word errors. still, its fun.
So, how have you been lady?
Oh, and i cut my hair.
I LOVE YOU!!
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THE hair???
As in, THE HAIR?!?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY LORD WHY!!!!
OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
OH THE HAIR! OH THE BEAUTIFUL
BOUNTIFUL BUNDLES OF HAIR!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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hrm...
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hrm hrm hrm...
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You know...
I always thought short hair was sexy.
Like Halle Berry meets Jessica Alba in a hot tub.
Short hair or long hair~ hrm... yes...
I think I can definatley learn to grow on it...
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
I BET YOU LOOK SEXY RIGHT NOW!
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WEAR A HAT!
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there's a picture.
And i actually do have a hat, but i dont wear it much.
but yes, the hair.
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I SAW THE PICTURE!
GORGEOUS! JUST PLAIN OUTSTANDINGLY GORGEOUS!
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Youre so silly. but thank you. i'm glad you like it.
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....thanks for the favorite on my "Deletion Error"......glad you enjoyed tha Hobo.exe file.....lol....
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Yeah, my DeviantArt account is more or less completely inactive. If I haven't written, it's not because youre a freaky stalker that I really need some repellant for, but that I just didn't come online to, you know, notice you
Anyway, my contacts on my account are still modern, so you can message me there or on ConceptArt if you want to keep talking, annoy me, me annoy you back or generally just... dunno, see each other... over the nets? Fun times!
Anyway, hi hi hi hi 
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no problem. it was adorable and it really made me want to read the book.
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no problem, it was awesome.
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it deserved it. i'm sorry you have spider trouble.
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i always just tell myself they're better than silverfish.
which i have also had...
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hahaha thanks for the fave, love...didn't know you were a Sasuke fangirl...
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not exactly, though the violence of naruto is appreciated in all its forms. It was really the caption that got me. that was just awesome.
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love, i miss youuuuu.... D:
how is this semester going for you? i wish i could see you and rachel's smexy faces again...it's been too long!!!
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I miss you toooo!!!!
*sniffle*
Semester is... evil. and full of homework and a class that is 2 hours and 45 minutes long. i have so many random project things and no real idea on how to do them becuase all my teachers (though i am quite fond of them) are SPAZS >.< it makes me make that face.
How is your semester? i hope its better. And we'll see each other again!! Someday!!! Never give up hope!!!!!!!!!!
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Ohmygosh I know just how you feel...my Nutrition teacher, god bless her, is so very nice but just a complete ditz and fails at organization and being clear about homework and such...and my math teacher is a crazy old woman who claims she is a blackbelt in karate...and can break our kneecaps (who finds these people?!).
That said, this semester is going smashingly well compared to the fall...I'm pledging for a sorority actually (not what you think!! it's a community service sorority, no "house" that everyone lives in, and it's non-Greek so no Greek Week/hazing/drunken debauchery). The girls are all wonderfully nice and remind me of friends from home (yes, that means you guys <3). So I iz excited to join teh family.
We WILL see each other again!!! What are you doing in the summer?? You should totally come over yonder for the con of awesome in June...and you will be tackle-raped by everyone xD
Have fun, don't stress, and I'll wish on a fountain-penny that we can reunite soon!
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wow. your teachers are special. my weirdest ones are a really ditzy creative writing teacher who really needs to stop laughing at peoples comments when we're doing workshops cause, realy? not nice. a very nervous canadian man who teaches european history and a senile old guy who teaches intro to entrapreneurship (i think thats how you spell that word.
I'm glad your semester is going good. mine could be better but really, its still pretty okay. And i can't believe you're gonna miss out on all the drunken debauchery. wheres the fun in that?But i'm glad youre excited.
This summer i'm driving with my freind who lives in colorado so i can swing in and see my aunt and uncle in wyoming and then i'm flying to NC. I wish i could, i really have to find time to get up there, con or not. I miss all you people.
If i had a fountain (or to think about it, a penny) i'd wish on them too.
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Please unfav the following deviantart [link] and go fav the original.
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no problem, it was a great picture.
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i sense epicness in this place... ITS REB-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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aww, you're sweet, i didn't know you even got on here anymore.
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well now i am back. its on lol
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