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Cylexus [7919529] [] "A Rodent"

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# Comments

Comments: 2332

imric1251 [2017-08-01 19:28:29 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday

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Cylexus In reply to imric1251 [2017-08-03 17:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Hey thanks dude, I had a great time

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imric1251 [2015-08-01 19:48:16 +0000 UTC]

happy day of birthing

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Cylexus In reply to imric1251 [2015-08-05 21:31:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks bro

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WARGHOST21 [2015-05-12 17:57:32 +0000 UTC]

are you on facebook?

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Cylexus In reply to WARGHOST21 [2015-05-14 23:04:37 +0000 UTC]

You know thats the 3rd time this week ive been asked. Maybe I should get a facebook.

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WARGHOST21 In reply to Cylexus [2015-05-15 17:49:26 +0000 UTC]

why are you wearing a long blonde wig on your facebook,explain yourself good sir?

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Cylexus In reply to WARGHOST21 [2015-05-25 14:39:03 +0000 UTC]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

(Sorry for the late reply I just started a new job and I haven't been online in weeks)

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WARGHOST21 In reply to Cylexus [2015-05-25 15:19:30 +0000 UTC]

don't worry about it.

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Sexual-Yeti [2014-08-01 20:36:22 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday, Mr President!

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Cylexus In reply to Sexual-Yeti [2014-08-08 11:42:41 +0000 UTC]



Danke!

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imric1251 [2014-08-01 19:42:31 +0000 UTC]

happy day of birthing

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Cylexus In reply to imric1251 [2014-08-08 11:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man, I had a great one, took me this long to get over it X)

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karelwolf [2014-08-01 11:39:16 +0000 UTC]

another Glorious year of your inspiring leadership, my Lord, and to many more!
*cue 21 gun salute that shoots dissidents into a large moat full of alligators*

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-08 11:45:23 +0000 UTC]

My God, it is beautiful.

Send more.

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-08 19:38:56 +0000 UTC]

XDD so how are you mate?
^w^

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-09 19:21:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh you know, disturbingly overworked. I'm work daysΒ Monday to Friday 7am to 7pm and then I come in on Saturday to work 7pm to 7am night shift.

Its all to do with this huge new office building Im working in as the Security Officer, the place is a mess they've haven't had an actual trained security team in the building before and they have no idea what they are doing. Fire hazards and broken lights, faulty ac, using fire exits as main entries into the buildings, the cctv doesn't actually work and is just for show argh its so bad I had to sign a confidentiality contract to make sure I didn't reveal how bad it is.

Give it a month or two and everything should sorted though. X)

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-09 20:37:01 +0000 UTC]

one can hope at least XDD my sympathies mate

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-09 22:00:25 +0000 UTC]

Still on the bright side they give me free food and an unlimites supply of coffee.

And good grief do I I need it.

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-10 11:32:43 +0000 UTC]

XDD dat sweet caffeine!!!!

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-11 16:06:33 +0000 UTC]

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice ofΒ caffeine that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

AND I AM BECOME ETERNITY

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-11 17:57:21 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-12 13:37:21 +0000 UTC]

That was front Dune by the way, it was the chant of the Mentats, really smart people who drink something called Janta Juice (I think) that makes them even smarter.

Because thinking machines and computers are illegial they just use slightly crazy dudes called Mentats as living calculators.

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-12 14:14:46 +0000 UTC]

but of course, makes perfect sense to me, give the drug addicts all the power XDD

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-12 14:24:24 +0000 UTC]

DAMN RIGHT

gotta get me some of that jenta juice youknowwhatimsayingBOYYYYYY


Since the super soldiers in the later novels are called Fish Speakers I think its quite obvious everyone was on heavy drugs.

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-12 14:26:58 +0000 UTC]

well, considering the time it was written there's a good chance of that, after all... the spice must flow w @

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-12 14:53:10 +0000 UTC]

LOOK AT IT MOVE

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-12 22:08:52 +0000 UTC]

XDD wtf?

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-13 09:50:23 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE NO IDEA

But it was the only image of the SPICE I could find.


Hah I can fly you know.

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-13 10:02:07 +0000 UTC]

*spreads out arms and makes airplane noises*

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-13 10:40:51 +0000 UTC]

game-insider.com/wp-content/up…

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-13 19:06:23 +0000 UTC]

XDD if only, if only ^w^

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-14 10:48:03 +0000 UTC]

The only reason its not possible is because you stole human's ability to fly.

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-14 18:19:12 +0000 UTC]

only because the first test subjects kept flying into glass windows and killing themselves

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-15 17:51:52 +0000 UTC]

What!?

BUT HOW ELSE DOES ONE ESCAPE FROM BUILDINGS WITHOUT LEAPING THROUGH THE WINDOW

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-16 10:50:15 +0000 UTC]

well that's the thing, what with being on the 23rd floor, the glass is reinforced so they met an unfortunate end

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-18 10:43:34 +0000 UTC]

Well I blame you completely for this design flaw.

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-18 10:56:12 +0000 UTC]

well you did pay the contractors who installed said windows, as well as the architect who designed the building, I merely bribed them to remain silent on the many... private sections... the ones with all that high security, custom airlocks and dodgy scientists

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-18 14:06:36 +0000 UTC]

Well I had to find some way to put Aperture science out of business. And constantly billing them for my cake binges didn't seem to be working.





They sent this one back to me.

It follows me everywhere.

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-18 22:37:05 +0000 UTC]

XDD wow, dunno whether that'd be awesome or terrifying to have irl XDD

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-19 07:28:35 +0000 UTC]

I think it would be terrorfying as birds and randomized rodents would constantly flock to it along with flies and bees and THE BEES NOT THE BEEEEESSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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karelwolf In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-19 08:57:02 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-19 13:59:42 +0000 UTC]

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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Cylexus In reply to karelwolf [2014-08-19 07:28:15 +0000 UTC]

I think it would be terrorfying as birds and randomized rodents would constantly flock to it along with flies and bees and THE BEES NOT THE BEEEEESSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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SkullKidRoss [2014-08-01 07:07:06 +0000 UTC]

I believe a happy birthday may be in order?

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Cylexus In reply to SkullKidRoss [2014-08-08 11:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Damn right!

TwasΒ  fine and merry day of merriment, dancing and much tomfoolery!

They will never find the bodies.

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SkullKidRoss In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-08 16:57:26 +0000 UTC]

That's what I like to hear! A good clean day of fun where nothing can lead back to you

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Cylexus In reply to SkullKidRoss [2014-08-09 19:22:14 +0000 UTC]

You sound like you know too much.

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SkullKidRoss In reply to Cylexus [2014-08-09 20:03:44 +0000 UTC]

How can I know too much about nothing?

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Cylexus In reply to SkullKidRoss [2014-08-09 22:01:21 +0000 UTC]

I wha... the funk...

horse?

OH GODS ITS LOOKING AT ME

MAKEIT STOP

MAKE IT GO AWAY

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