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"The Long Limbed Decepticon"
# Statistics
Favourites: 8; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 3
Watching: 2; Pageviews: 2583; Comments Made: 125; Friends: 2
# Comments
Comments: 33
you wanna throw down with me 'cause you think you're some big bad wolf on this site just 'caus eyou got what, fucking 1171 posts, you fukkin' as? You think that makes you somebody I wouldn't step on and scrape you off the bototm fo my fuckin' shoe, you little insignificant ass? I will rape your children until they cry for theyre mommy and then I will motherfucking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion so suck on that and see hwo you like it
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You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered
bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
spouse be blessed with many bastards.
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Wow you fucking little self-entitled prick, one day you'll be walking out of McDonald's sipping on your supersize drink, looking all happy as fuck like youre about to get laid or something but youre really just excited to cram burgers in your face, when suddenly I drop from the sky and say something like "SHORYUKEN" as i dragon punch your drink into your fucking retarded face, the straw gets jammed into your brain , it doesnt kill you but you have now gone full retard, the effects are unnoticeable save for the fact that you droo ltwice as much as you use to. you slip and fall in your own drool like the biggest fucking retard anyone has ever seen and i laugh and laugh and laugh, some other obese people (such as yourself) laugh at you too. After punching you in the face a lot for like 20 minutes or so I realize youre unresponsive and think you might be dead, I can't really tell the difference because youre such a huge fucking retard. I sit on the curb to begin eating your french fries and you start sobbing uncontrollably as i ravage the one thing you truly care about (McDonald's). I get bored so I probably just punch a big mac into your mouth and start stomping your face til the bones dont crunch anymore. i take out a pen and notepad and scratch off "Keylog"from the Jsp Faggots To Murder list. Of course I was wearing a raincoat the entire time to protect from your retard drool!
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That's totally not appropriate. I didn't even make that outrageous of a claim, but you definitely disrespected me, and the entire scientific community on that one. I don't care if you just know that much about the subject, or you are just ignorant to the facts that are in the field that I am an expert on, but come on. Don't bullshit the fact that I know more about this than you do. Just come straight and say you don't know what you're talking about, and we'll be cool. Seriously? This is fucking bullshit, you shouldn't get so riled up about such trivial things, but if you do, you're a fucking faggot. Go home and make love to your fucking real doll. You don't know shit about what we're talking about and you need to fucking leave this thread right now. Buy a bullet and rent a gun, because sir, you are finished in life.
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You think talking shit to me is a game? Who the fuck do you think you are to talk to me like that? Ill fuck your life up kid, you're messing with the wrong person bud. Ill have you know that I am a professional in Karate, Taekwondo, Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling, Kick boxing and 13 other mixed martial arts forms. You dun goofed this time bro and your gonna pay for what you said. Just to let you know Im one of the best hackers on the net and my skills are wanted by FBI and CIA. Not only am I a dangerous man Im also 6'4 250 pounds of pure muscle, just wait till I track your little skinny ass down and come to you. Your gonna wish you were never born. I swear I had it with little fuck boys like you. Im gonna mop my floor with your ass, I swear when I find you, your life is over kid. Now be scared you little punk.
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I don't give a fuck about who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start to stress the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home. I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother commiting suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you can kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: You.
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Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT. I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. Do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. Is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the fury of my unmstoppable raging wrath.Next time you wanna talk shit, know one thing, I don't fucking play around when it comes to shit talking faggots like yourself, so if you wanna talk shit, i suggest you do it to my face.
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Is that so? Say it to my face, fucker, and not online.
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Oh, pal, you are writing cheques that your ass can't cash.
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You want to throw down, you bastard? Name the time and place.
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Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
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Threats over the internet?
Smooth.
You know kids like the one who insulted you are a bunch of pussies, right?
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You are mistaken, friend. No one insulted me. I have that on standby in case I want to use it for something else.
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>this line plays in movie
>whole theater freaks out
>praying
>crying
>weeping
>speaking in tongues
>theater management hears the noise
>someone has blocked the doors to the theater
>takes four of them to get them open
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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Awesome decepticon is awesome... no idea how u lost in da movie seriously
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Have you meet the other decepticons
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Oh, a few. They aren't very friendly, but listening Starscream rattle on about his promised destiny and wasted future is quite entertaining.
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What a baby (dont tell him I said that)
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His head blew up, so I don't think he will mind.
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Didnt ya hear his spark is invincible starscream is immortal so no matter how many times you try to get rid of him he comes back :/
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Just like my ex. ha. I'm lonely.
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Thats the funniest thing I heard a four armed alien robot that can transform into a russian missile launcher vehicle say
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Wait a moment, is that a reference to DOTM?
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