DigitallyDelirious In reply to Spinalzap [2021-07-11 15:00:10 +0000 UTC]

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Spinalzap In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2021-07-11 15:01:37 +0000 UTC]

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:02:41 +0000 UTC]

the itch is infinite   

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:03:32 +0000 UTC]

to itch-inity and beyond 

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:05:40 +0000 UTC]

you ever pray for a prolapse?

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:06:31 +0000 UTC]

for others? yes :]

for me? oh... oh no...

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:07:25 +0000 UTC]

but...hal.. don't you know its the new trend? oh my GOD don't you wanna be part of the cool kids?

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:08:09 +0000 UTC]

I was prolapsing BEFORE it was cool... damn kids and your memes n shit

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:09:06 +0000 UTC]

but i know the truth that you never fully prolapsed all the way cause your rectum wasn't strong enough.. don't lie to God

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:10:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry God... I gave into the ways of the devil by not having a fully fucked anus... now I'll never get into Butthole Heaven 

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:10:45 +0000 UTC]

but there's still time if you confess your rectal sins my child

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:12:15 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah I know the catholic church'll scrungle my bungus REAL good

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:13:14 +0000 UTC]

careful now they might be watching child

you wouldnt want them to make your spine itch now would you

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:14:06 +0000 UTC]

they always are :]

they know :]]]

they are why my spine itches every time I make god cry :]]]]]

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:15:02 +0000 UTC]

you've been hanging out with god haven't you i can't fucking believe you

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:15:25 +0000 UTC]

we're drinking buddies

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:16:08 +0000 UTC]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO PEE

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:17:19 +0000 UTC]

you have no idea how much pee I can release at once :]

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:17:44 +0000 UTC]

are you HOLDING BACK ON ME??

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:18:01 +0000 UTC]

it's for your safety

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:19:10 +0000 UTC]

what.... what does it mean

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:19:38 +0000 UTC]

;]


you know

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:20:38 +0000 UTC]

don't you hold back on me you bastard

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:21:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm not legally required to pay for any hospital bills for Piss Related Injuries so it's your funeral :]

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:22:33 +0000 UTC]

um excuse me did you read the fine print? you are legally REQUIRED to show me fukll force piss with no injury

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:23:34 +0000 UTC]

oh I ate that part of the contract... it's gone now... No One Can Save You From My Piss

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:24:10 +0000 UTC]

noone can save you from the print print tattooed on my anus folds : )

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:25:38 +0000 UTC]

don't FUCKING talk to me if your anal folds aren't in perfect origami formation

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:26:42 +0000 UTC]

HEY WHEN I GOT A CHOCOLATE MOLD OF MY ANUS THEY SAID 10/10 OKAY WATCH IT

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:27:38 +0000 UTC]

the fuck does willy wonka know about a nice asshole huh? fuckin bitch WISHES he has a rump as bodacious as mine

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:28:29 +0000 UTC]

okay but serious question

new or old willy wonka mother fucker

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:29:03 +0000 UTC]

the musical

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:30:06 +0000 UTC]

thats it its clear that you'll never reach full prolapse

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:30:53 +0000 UTC]

guess I'll just have to go for most swollen peepee instead :[

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:31:32 +0000 UTC]

even the most swollen p p can;t finishing pulling the prolapse flesh

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:32:07 +0000 UTC]

that just means you aren't doing it hard enough >;]

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:32:53 +0000 UTC]

you just don't get rectal mechanics do you?

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:33:37 +0000 UTC]

rectal mechanics is child's play, the REAL science is in Piss Physics 

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:34:03 +0000 UTC]

unless your piss defies gravity dont you say shit

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:39:06 +0000 UTC]

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL'S HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL.

BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!!!

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to HALCYANDAZE [2019-02-18 13:41:29 +0000 UTC]

okay look

im sorry okay 

im trying to get ready for my first contest next week and its just been...it's been stressful i've never pissed in competition just go easy man like SHIT

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HALCYANDAZE In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 13:42:23 +0000 UTC]

hey shhh shhhhhhh it's ok buddy

we can go out for drinks afterwards

cuz the fluids will only make My Piss Stronger

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DigitallyDelirious In reply to VirtuallyTwisted [2019-02-18 12:52:48 +0000 UTC]

DAMN BABEY

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VirtuallyTwisted In reply to DigitallyDelirious [2019-02-18 12:55:27 +0000 UTC]

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