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a) Wait wait wait what did? >.>
b) ...I forget what we were talking about. I'm forgetful. D:
c) D:< BLACK IS TOO BIG, THOUGH.
d) ... >.> OH YEAH WELL MINE'S 12 METERS. Hoo-rah for metric.
e) D': They don't like remarks, it opens them up to insults. Just the though is making them cry.
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a) Yer ma. C:
b) I've been forgetting since the start. ^____^
c) THAT'S. WHAT. SHE. SAID.
d) I <3 metric. BUT STILL. That'd be uncomfortable... D:
e) If your teeth cry is that like salivating saltwater?
xo
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a) -.- Yet again. I've lost track of how many times this has happened. : |
b) HOW DO YOU REMEMBER?
c) THAT'S. WHAT. YOU. SAID.
d) And metric loves you too. And, you just sling it over your shoulder and your on your way.
e) Yeah, and since they're crying pretty much 25/8, I'm getting a little too much salt in my system. D:
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a) Your mother has only happened once.
b) I DON'T.
c) *hides in cape* HSSSS. Don't go telling the world I'm a girl. >__>
d) What about for the other person?
e) Give 'em a tissue?
xo
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a) >.> <.< >.>
b) You don't what? I forget.
c) D:< I WILL JUST TO SPITE YOU.
e____e
d) Depending on the person, you could slice a portion off.
e) But then the tissues will expand with the absorbed tears and suffocate me. D: At least without them I have a steady supply of water.
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a) A multi happening mother? BY JOVE YOU'VE GOT IT.
b) I don't remember.
c) BUT- NYEEEEH.
d) oooh, nasty.
e) Saltwater dehydrates you though.
xo
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a) O: If you ever want to mention it again, you must buy the rights for $30000.
b) Remember what? How pointless this is?
c) I told everyone. Your cover is blown. Furiously.
d) ;D o.o
e) I make sure my teeth have no salt in them.
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a) ... I'll do without. >:
b) Very. Much. So.
c) But I don't wanna be a girl. ):
d) Be my Valentine? ;D LOLWUT-
e) But they cry. They must have.
xo
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a) D': Are you sure you can manage?
b) SO MUCH SO. I'M GLAD YOU SEE IT MY WAY. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON WHEN IT COMES TO SEEING THINGS MY WAY. SO MUCH IT.. IT HURTS.
c) ... >.> Then get a sex change. It's an easy THREE STEP PLAN that can be completed at home.
d) That has to be done by contract, binding the valentine to the other for the duration of the holiday, unless under certain circumstances visible in the small print.
e) -.-" FINE. I'll have them removed immediately, and place them in a container with a filter, which I shall drink from. And yeah.
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a) I CAN BEAT THE WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS.
b) WE SHOULD BE AWESOME BUM BUDDIES.
c) To become a boy? If only. *le crossdress*
d) Yeah, that. c:
e) How will you chew?
xo
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a) IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOM BEATS YOU.
b) NO THANK YOU BUT THANKS FOR THE OTTER. <-- Typing error, but I may as well go with it.
c) All you have to do is wish upon a star to become a real boy. Like Pinocchio.
d) *sigh* I'll have to consult my lawyer.
e) ... *facepalm* WHY MUST YOU MAKE MY LIFE SO DIFFICULT?! HOW ABOUT THIS: I'll use Sensodyne toothpaste to lower their senstivity, thus decreasing the amount of tears released.
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a) Le what? o___o
b) I <3 otters. Not as much as duck billed platypuses though.
c) DON'T YOU THINK I TRIED THAT D:
d) I had sex with that person. LOLWUT-
e) Sounds like a plan c:
xo
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a) Le bonjour.
b) PLATYPI. e.o PROPER. SPELLING/GRAMMAR, PLEASE. D: Or else I'll have a heart attack.
c) NO. That's why I suggested it.
d) ... o.o Lesbian sex? MY LAWYER IS FEMALE. I have two. One's my cat. <.<
e) It doesn't work as well as the ads say. :/
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a) Bonjour, comment sa va?
b) I said platypi but spellcheck bullied me >':
c) Well I did. l:
d) I SWING BOTH WAYS.
e) The ads always lie.
xo
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a) .... Poissssssssssssson.
b) >.< WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYONE?! D': It'll never go away unless you tell.
c) Obviously not. Because that ALWAYS works. >: |
d) *facepalm* My cat is too old for this shizz. D:<
e) THE CAKE IS A LIE.
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a) Oh non! D: *le death*
b) I JUST DID TELL YOU.
c) Your face always works.
d) WE'RE IN LOVE.
e) *throws a portal at your face*
xo
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a) D': Aucuns poissons, non! Ce qui vous ont fait, des poissons?! QU'AVEZ-VOUS FAIT!? *sobs*
b) ... touchΓ©. >.> And now it isn't happening; IT HELPED.
c) ... is that a compliment?
d) I GUESS I CAN'T GET IN THE WAY OF THAT. But now poor Shcheeps feels left out, you gotta let him join too. >: | And the fish.
e) *goes through the portal by flipping legs around into face and spiraling into nothingness* I am disappoint.
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a) J'aime bien les poissons.
b) I DON'T THINK IT HELPED.
c) Yuuup.
d) Anyone can join. ;D
e) *shoots portal gun at floor, then ceiling above* *jumps in*
xo
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a) Ouais. O: IMITATION. Seulement le mardi, cependant. D'ailleurs, j'ai mangΓ© un certain tacos. Ils Γ©taient bons. Dans ma bouche. Elle Γ©tait comme manger un burrito seulement il wasn't un burrito, c'Γ©tait un taco. Les Tacos sont le sang de la vie de la sociΓ©tΓ© moderne, lemme vous entendent dire, HOO-RAH!
b) IT HELPS IF I SAY IT HELPED.
c) I could almost TASTE the enthusiasm in that reply.
d) >.> <.< >.> I have an idea... ;D I'll be right back. *comes back with huge hermaphrodite llama-lady from the Ukraine* SHE WANTS TO JOIN.
e) -.-" So pointless.
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a) Je pensait bien que le poisson irait dans ta bouche. "seulement il wasn't un burrito"?!? VOUS ETES UN MENTEUR/UNE MENTEUSE.
J'aime bien la bolegnese, je la mange maintenant. Avec du pouleeet. c:
b) SIRYESSIR.
c) You should get that checked out.
d) SHE CAN. :3
e) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
xo
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