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FirstSarge
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"Le Roi de le Russes"
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Favourites: 1445; Deviations: 124; Watchers: 73
Watching: 115; Pageviews: 28862; Comments Made: 9665; Friends: 115
# Comments
Comments: 1093
I am back on DeviantArt and after all these years I still remember your writing. Hope all is well and you make your return as well!
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Hey Sarge!! How have you been?? It's been way too long since I last got to talk to you!!! I've moved accounts again deary. I really gotta stop doing that haha. You can find me on now <3 MISS YOU!!!
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It took you that long to come up with an answer? So it's true - all you republicunts are dumb. No wonder you hold a rifle on your profile photo - you have no dick.
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Dude, I don't think we can keep this up. I fear we have (my fault) gone beyond the simple attack and made this absurd.
I did enjoy writing yesterdays reply, but I feel that we have taken it as far as we can. (I am sorry about your crack whore mother though).
To keep it interesting, if possible, I suggest you attack my Texan and/or my Russian heritage, whilst I go after that faggy, wispy almost girl like beard and your obvious weight problem.
Cheers,
P.S. Pouty lips such as yours, I have only seen on Angelina Jolie, Hannah Davis and homosexuals. Congrats. As an open minded person of the twenty first century, I salute you on your many male/male relations and would like to offer you a coupon for 10 (ten) percent (%) off your next 55 gallon drum of Vaseline.
P.P.S.
I further would like to apologise to you for thinking badly of you that you dress up like a little fanboy. [link] .
You already must feel pathetic without me rubbing it in. I am truly sorry.
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If you can't keep it up, get a Viagra, pup. Me, I have no problem with that. Any time your brainless persona needs a good bashing, you can gobble on my penis. I'm always glad to donate my bodily fluids to my favorite bitch.
As far as your alleged Russian heritage, your mom sucking dicks in Gorky Park for a few rubles doesn't mean you have Russian blood in you. More like sperm. Take a Kleenex and wipe it of your lips, pup, you don't have to emulate your mom in everything.
As for my looks, I'm sure that closet gay like you has a lot of fashion tips etc, but real men don't bother much with that. They also don't pose with weapons to show everyone how (allegedly) tough they are. That is called "overcompensation" and you should look it up, pup. Nice hat, by the way - it perfectly hides your dick shaped head.
P.S. As you can see, we have a lot of fun on cruises. You're welcome to join ANY cruise ship - I'm sure that you would be a joy to many gay dancers onboard. You wouldn't even have to wear a butt plug anymore, they'd make sure that you're always plugged!
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Dude,
Okay, I give. I know that in the new century that you have the right to look like a little pussy with that wispy little beard and fat pouty lips.
So you like to take it in the ass. Who cares any more? Why are you so militant and why do you hide your extreme fetishes by attacking others?
So you have a small dick? Ralph Nader and Obama have thin lips, they will accomodate you.
I am sorry you feel slighted. I did not mean to make you feel ill at ease with your obvious shortcomings.
With your tiny little dick, I suggest that you fuck the gerbils as opposed to letting them loose in your rectum.
Live and let live I say... Just not in my neighbourhood. Stay in France.
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You poor ignorant needle dick. The reason It took so long to get back is that I have a life and don't live on the computer watching kiddie porn as you do. I imagine you sit there for hours in your crack addict mothers basement watching ten year olds get raped while you tug your pathetic shriveled dick.
I do forgive you though, it must be rough knowing that while you are blowing your wad on a cracker to eat later, your mother is upstairs blowing syphalytic cocks for a rock.
AHAHAHAHA.
Go away pedophile. You are a minor irritant.
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Oh, you silly little retard. Did you forget to take your pills again, you're talking nonsense. I figured out why it took you so long to answer - they finally let you out for weekend from whatever mental institution your incestuous family locked you in, huh? Still trying to hump your disabled grandma? Listen, I'll let you on a secret - if you keep trying to breed with your own offspring (as you do), results might be less than desirable, to say at least. Just look how you turned out - even your mother doesn't love you. When I look at you, I can see family resemblance - you look a little like your uncle, your uncle's father in law, your neighbor, your neighbor's dog, that donkey from farm next to one you grow up on etc. Man, your mom was busy, huh? Go stuck your rifle up your ass and pull a trigger with your toe - you'll save us all banality of your pathetic existence and you will raise average IQ of human raise for a few points.
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I apologise for what I have said. I should never have made such disparaging remarks about your mothers fellating disease ridden cocks to get the rent money to support your pathetic lifestyle. I feel sorry for you that she spent it on meth and rock instead of paying for your internet porn and Cheeto's. I can only imagine how lonely you felt pulling at your tiny pud stained orange from your fat little grimy fingers.
I hope you will forgive me. I can't imagine what it must be like to be sodomized by your father. The familial betrayal you must have felt when he told you to "squeal like a pig" when he molested you in the woods near your home, a broken down tar paper shack.
I shudder at the pain you must have felt, on your knees satisfying him orally after he beat up your disease ridden mother whose only claim to fame was blowing fifty two truckers at the Flying J in 17 minutes.
The fact that you were born with only one, dry, shrivelled little testicle must only add to the shame that you must feel.
Again, in summation, I wish again to apologise for making light of your insignificant life as I have so callously done. Though I don't know what it is like to beg in the gutter while mongrels piss on my herpes ridden body, I empathise with you.
Keep your stick on the ice (if you can rise to your knees after that last BJ marathon of yours when you tried to make enough money for a 99 cent cheeseburger at McDonald's).
My best wishes.
I pray that your suffering ends and that you die a swift and mostly painless death.
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Cute. Do you feel better now about you being a dickless wonder? Don't worry, there's many others like you, that's why we coined a term "republicunt". All talk and no balls. And brains. And dick.
Anyway, it was nice chatting with you - I'm off now to enjoy my cruise. I heard that your mom is still doing that donkey show in Mexico, I might drop by to give her some money for her sex change. Apparently, not even donkey wants to fuck bearded lady anymore, it's better off if she goes completely Chaz Bono. That way, (s)he and your "dad" (who knows who that really is, after so many "suitors" your mom had) can finally fulfill your wildest fantasy - full on incestuous threesome with your parents without use of a dildo! Or dog, just in case he's your real daddy. You do look a bit like a German shepherd...
Live long and prosper. And keep drinking a lot of cum to keep that fair tan.
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Found this, thought of you: Rules For A Gunfight
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Oooooh, somebody got a rifle (and with a scope! *gasp!*)! You must be so tough and strong and powerful...and a total wuss with a little dick. Put that rifle to good use, bitch - shoot yourself and spare the rest of the planet of the banality of your pathetic little life.
And when you get some time in your land of the free, walk around and see which one of your neighbors has Serbian genes and heritage and ask him/her how the things are handled here in Balkan. Next time when you decide to post threats to someone, think is it possible that that someone went through much more than a little pussy from Texas ever did. And I have scars to prove it.
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Wow! Somebody has penis issues. Your comment is obviously Freudian. Do you feel impotent? Do you want to fuck your mother?
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No, just yours, but line is too big.
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"You must be so tough and strong and powerful...a"
this coming from someone who is talking shit on the internet.
You are hiding behind a computer and talking shit...I bet you would not say any of this to his face.
That sir, is the definition of a fucking pussy, you fucking pussy.
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Look who's talking, LOL!
Go shoot yourself, retard, spare the world of your idiotic existence, please.
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"Look who's talking, LOL!"
and then you say this
"Go shoot yourself, retard, spare the world of your idiotic existence, please."
.....lol.
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Hey, Sarge. What ever happened to Sci-Fi Freedom? Any body know? And is there anyone else you would recommend checking out that were like them?
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For reasons unknown, Saga decided to end the mag.
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To be honest Sir, I was a thorn in his side.
I would have changed a lot of things, except they way soldiers spoke.
Some guy broke and changed a story to "In The Suck" instead of "In the Shit". Dude. I have seen things in the shit. Can you imagine? It's turmoil, indescribable. A maelstrom of shit if you will. It's not a "suck".
Last I heard he was back home wondering why he tried to tackle SciFi writers who used the word fuck instead of frak in their writing.
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Haha Roger that, Top. I get the picture. A loss for him though, not really for us. I'm sure there are other places to the similar. Varying in those touchy parts, of course. Any eyes-on to such a place?
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You are welcome.
I think B&W has become cliche. Every angst filled teenager feels compelled to use it to demonstrate how their soul has been broken beacause daddy gave them a used Nissan for graduation instead of a new Beemer.
When it's done well though...
Plus I am a guy...
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Dude, what is your feeling on this? Please note me with your (always... ahahahaha) diplomatic response.
It is the power of God
That makes the mind to think, desire and will.
Therefor, use these powers
To honor God.
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Faggot blocked me for questioning him
after he asked for questions??
I DID have the text cut and pasted before he HID IT but I have lost it in the sea of my writings
I asked him to prove the existance of God and also whether there was an 11th commandmant I was
not aware of that stated
"Thou shalt skulk around on Deviant Art amassing as much soft porn as possible"
He said I had no idea what I was talking about and then told me to study intelliegent design,
the goldylocks theory (or something that sounded like that)biology, quamtum something or other.
Basically he listed a vast quantity of subjecst that it was chronologically impossibly for him
to have personally studied to a degree he could quote from so he just listed the subjects themselves.
Seriously what a dirty stupid fucking perv mong.
We made me want to hire a hacker and make his laptop do interesting things form rerouting he keyboard
keys and alterning his hot keys to turning the webcam on and recording his knuckle children sessions and
posting them on the internet.
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Ha, I recently had an artist attack me after I made a critical (not offensive) comment on his piece. He called me... well, he is an asshole and blocked me.
Today, he submitted a piece of art to a site that I am a moderator at. It didn't pass.
Fortunately it was bad and offensive so I was justified, but it still felt good.
I don't know about the goldylocks theory???
But we do exist in the Goldilocks orbit from the sun, not too hot nor cold and just right for life. *sigh*
I do believe in GOD, but not sure leaning to NO on a personal soul. My argument. No evidence against GOD's existence and it can be argued that existence itself is evidence of a creator. After all, since he is GOD, he could pretty much do whatever he likes.
Logically, GOD can not be disproven and proving his existence would only destroy the concept of faith and not his existence.
Don't get me wrong. I do love the tennants of Christianity and admire the other three major religions, I don't hold to them... maybe that's my problem...
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Im saying all Gods are invisible.
I think they were all sat around playing poker one day and made terrible bet
on whose religion was going to get forgotten first if they all became invisible.
If not then why they fuck don't they just turn up here and their and twitter thier
shit like all the other celebrity deities.
If Tom Cruise can make a come back from Scientology and that katie Holmes bird
then why can't these cloud sitting buggers get there act together and figure out
thier comeback and subsequent new bet of celebrity gladiator Gods on Fox Channel.
Id watch it.
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I just cannot hold anything up that does not hold water.
Invisible things don't hold water.
Or beer.
That makes them doubly useless to me.
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Your welcome. I liked what you had to say. You comments are well thought out and well grounded.
While I tend to be quite intelligent and good with words when it comes to writing, when it comes to matters of politics and morality, I get so angry that I lose my veneer of civility and adopt a "Me bigger than you. Me hitum over head with stick."
I am a hulk that is triggered not by his own anger, but the stupidity of others. That's why I am glad there are people like you who keep a cool head.
I will definitely be reading more of your writing.
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Hi there. Looks like we have some similarities... ex military, and an appreciation for hot chicks, literature and scifi. I already knew I was awesome, I just thought I'd drop by and remind you that you might be, as well.
Alrighty, have a good one.
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Not to mention an apparent apreciation of ATHF and Conan.
I appreciate you reminding me that I am awsome as well, but all I have to do is look at the new pole barn I built where I house some of my ego to remind me of that.
Cheers,
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I had thought I was already watching you.
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Hello, sweetie!
Thanks so much for the favourite!
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You are very welcome. Now just tell me how I can use that llama graphic.
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: llama : ;]
Also, you might want to try : iconllama-plz :
: iconllamalaplz : and : iconrainbowllamaplz : ;D
(All without spaces)
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