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A Happy Anniversary to you yet again GLaDOS. :>
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Hello GLaDOS. I've heard about you..
Oh, & the cake. It's a pie.
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Can I give a you a kiss? I promise I don't have lipstick on! ^3^
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I'm Ready For Testing.Shall We Begin?
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Of course.
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Though you are not human anymore, I still wish you a good year's "Anniversary" at the very least.
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Thank you.
And I wish you a.
Silent.
Painless.
Unsuspecting.
Unknown.
Death.
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Preferably in the form of a High Energy Pellet, I won't settle for nothing less! XD
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Well you see.
Then it would violate everything I mentioned before.
For shame.
Test subject 23420345730434534
For shame.
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While I am incapable of.
Love.
As defined constantly by my test subjects.
I will accept it.
Nonetheless.
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Does that mean I can give you a kiss?
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Do you know the AI's of FNAF?
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Be afraid.
Fear keeps the blood flowing.
It also adds to the range it will need to meet.
During the next test.
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Oh, wellll alrighty then. o3o
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Humerous.
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LOL!
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Laugh out loud indeed.
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I learn.
And everyday I am more disappointed by my.
Results.
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Reading is only for lower-based lifeforms in your eyes, since you can read a book just by scanning the pages. ^^
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Scanning?
How primitive.
I simply process all data around me at 4 millionΒ Yottabytes per second.
But please.
Continue reading.
It's futile attempt atΒ fulfillingΒ a sense of purpose through physical information intrigues me.
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Hello.
Nick.
I see you are close to our testing facility in.
Claxton, Georgia.
Please proceed to your nearest Aperture Science relocation box if you wish to.
Join me.
For some delightful.
Tests.
Oh! And don't forget your legs.
I will need those.
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"Proceeds to be teleported to Aperture Science"
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How can you make cake but dont have any of the (fresh) ingredients? All you have is machinery!
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I prefer to call it.
Day You Killed Everyone With Deadly Neurotoxins.
Day.
But that is fine.
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Excuse me GLaDOS, Did you know the Space Core landed back on Earth and is going to enter Aperture at any second... Be ready to hear "SPAAAAAACE" alot...
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Oh dear.
Better ready the incineration chamber.
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SPAaAAaAaaAaaaaaaaAAAAceeeeEEE
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I'm ready to test! o3o I'm only in for the cake though! will i get some cake!?Β
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No.
You terrible monster.
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Stuck in Space
Space Core 1: Space. ba. ba ba ba ba ba. ba. space.
hey. hey lady. hey. hey. lady. hey. lady L-lady! LADY WAIT! lady. hey. hey. guess what...*quite:* space.
deeper voice: you are the farthest ever in space...
Normal voice: Why me, space?
because you are the best...
I'm the best at space!
yes...
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GLaDOS, do you hate wheatley a lot or are you friends and decided to send him to space for a holiday? And btw you will never take me alive!
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GLaDOS, my friend is Wheatley so I must say that NASA sent him back to earth and turned him HUMAN and he wants to get you back. I thought I should say.
Happy testing!
P.s can I be a test subject?
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Hello GLaDOS you are awesomeness
That was typed by my friend, however, you are awesomeness.
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