Nintendo1889 [2015-05-01 12:43:08 +0000 UTC]

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tall-T [2012-09-17 08:51:44 +0000 UTC]

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
I’M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!

One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasn’t only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…
Laura’s dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his work…

Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall have the same fate as Laura did

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tall-T [2012-09-17 08:51:30 +0000 UTC]

ou are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

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Ashrooms [2012-05-31 04:46:51 +0000 UTC]

His name is HAL????
Oh I see what you did there

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IanE55 [2011-10-20 01:27:10 +0000 UTC]

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Emmacabre [2010-10-06 21:30:42 +0000 UTC]

Wait...the cockroach's name is Hal?

My mind is officially blown.

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Sam-Veronica [2009-10-10 11:35:59 +0000 UTC]

*Holds out a twinkie* !

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meteored [2009-07-02 06:16:43 +0000 UTC]

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RamboFox1 [2009-04-18 07:27:16 +0000 UTC]

The ONLY thing that can stand being squished, and popping back to his/her original shape.

xD

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pucca999 [2008-12-14 21:09:35 +0000 UTC]

Omg Hal!! *gives you a Twinkie* ^w^

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GeneralOctavious [2008-12-06 01:39:06 +0000 UTC]

Hey, if you're a roach, how can you be typing?

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Ciprianna [2008-11-02 10:32:38 +0000 UTC]

ohai Hal! *gives u a twinkie*

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orcaumino3 [2008-09-28 22:22:05 +0000 UTC]

hal quieres un twinkie y que piensas de auto.wall.e

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PurpleRAGE9205 [2008-09-24 22:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Hey little roach want a Twinkie? mind if I watch you too

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Konomichan [2008-08-17 04:09:21 +0000 UTC]

Wow thanks so much for the favorite!

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Netbug009 [2008-08-16 05:22:54 +0000 UTC]

*gives twinkie*

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Stallionheart [2008-08-16 04:53:58 +0000 UTC]

omigod for a cockroach u sure r cute! *dances on the ceiling*

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EVEplz [2008-08-16 02:09:54 +0000 UTC]

Omfg, sorry I almost blasted you that one time. D':

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Iofiel [2008-08-13 20:56:52 +0000 UTC]

And there I was, thinking your name was Mr. Samsa.
Silly Io.
I know better now. =3
/offerscake/

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Konomichan [2008-08-13 13:05:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favorite!

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tobisempai [2008-08-08 16:25:36 +0000 UTC]

FNEWKFNAWKLFN

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED HAL!?

IF AUTO TAZES YOU WITH HIS TAZER CANE YOU WILL NOT DIE.



invinsuhbuuuuuuuull.

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AnimationFan [2008-08-06 17:53:36 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD.

LMFAO.

I hate myself for not being able to see the movie. :l

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