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Hells-Chef
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"The secret is in the sauce"
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Watching: 4; Pageviews: 2941; Comments Made: 101; Friends: 4
# Comments
Comments: 120
*stares with fury* WHAT... ARE YOU DOING IN THE KITCHEN?!! *swings cleaver towards your grinning face*
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Eh, c'mon there now ol' Chef! Now cook us a bloody' banana why don't yah? *Licks your knife with content*.
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There is room for ONLY ONE chef in this hotel...
*clutching cleaver*
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YES.
*eyes turn a darkened crimson*
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well i dont think so !!! (gets more angry)
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Chef, have you seen gregory?! i much teatch him what happends if he dont do what i tell him too do!!
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Hmm.. no.
PERHAPS HE'S TOYING with the NEW GUEST... as long as he brings me BACK THAT pathetic newcomer I'm fine with wherever he got to.
*slings cleaver onto shoulder*
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I only whant that guest Soul.. then im happy. beside chef where is my food?! im starving here!! *is still vary angry becuse havent found gregory yet*
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Yes... food WILL be served in the next hour...
*heads back to the kitchen to continue the bubbling blood broth*
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i hope soo for your sake *gose too wait in room*
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*pokes* im hungry.. do you have some good dishes today?
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I... ALWAYS.. HAVE GOOD... DISHES! and food of course.
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I prepare only the finest CUISINE! Not sweet-toothed garbage!
*swings cleaver around in a mad frenzy*
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no no i dident meen desert in that way... i ment if you hade like some soul soup for dessert.. but of coures gregory mama would kill me if she saw me eat her souls...
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Yes... soup, but you have already tasted IT! And I would need only the finest gold-fillings TO RECREATE that DISH!
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Hmm... *stares at your mouth*
Let me see your teeth... DO YOU HAVE GOLD FILLINGS?
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*shows teeths* why do you whant me too show you my teeths?
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*smirks and laughs slyly* Oh... don't WORRY... finish up here and I'LL be needing you in the kitchen...
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*runs into room whit the food and locks after me too make soo he dosent make stew off me*
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Hmm *comes back into the dining room and looks around* *eyes deepen a darker crimson* ...WHERE DID SHE GO..?
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*have leaved a note on the table* "hello chef, i dont fell like becoming a part of your beatiful food today! but i leaved you a present. Ps. leave some food outside my room" *beside the note theres a bag whit a tv fish inside it*
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*becomes more enraged before noticing the bag containing TV Fish* Hmmm.... yes, the perfect ingredient, this will DO... BUT, I WILL GET YOU the next time I SEE YOU!
*heads to kitchen with bag*
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Chef. I'm hungry. Football starts soon, I need foooood
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Hmm, how about I BOIL those pathetic FOOTBALL players in this stew, would that do?
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Hey! I don't know your problem Chefy, but I don't like your attitude! How about I un-light that flame of yours and throw you in a river?
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*swings cleaver towards you and stops just inches form your nose* WHAT DID YOU SAY...?!
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You heard me candle boy! Bah, your wasting my precious time..*Flies off*
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Hmph, STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN pesky mutt!
*returns to slicing the ingredients for the broth*
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*stares at him while eating some of hes gold tooth soup* actully your food is realy good.. and this gold tooths realy makes the bloody teaste stronger *continuse eating on it*
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Hmm... *smirks and chuckles slyly*
Finally someone who is willing to taste what TRUE cooking is, without me having to force it down they're THROATS!
*watches*
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your a amazing cook! not like thouse others.. they just make the same teasteless food evryday! *finishes my gold tooth soup*
now if your nice may i have some scissorsallad too? *is still hungry*
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My food surpasses any other....
*swings cleaver down onto the table, cutting it whole in two*
NO! That dish is not READY yet! *puts cleaver back over shoulder and walks into kitchen* IT WILL BE SOON THOUGH... wait.
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ok *waits for more dinner*
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*you hear rattling and banging about, as well as chopping and then..*
*door bursts open and in I come with the meal* THERE!... now EAT. *serves the food in front of your face*
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Yay! *starts eating the scissorsallad* nom nom nom nom wow this is sooooo good i meen the scissors is well cooked and the sallad is well picked too, and some of this poison realy makes the woule thing! *continuse eating and noming*
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*smirks and laughs in a sinister fashion* Indeed. The poison really helps LIFT the FLAVOUR... ha ha ha.
Now enough chat! EAT!
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*finishes food and writes "5 stars" (5 stars is the best :3) on evry food i got here* you are the best cook i ever dam meet! you deserv this 5 stars! this food is too kill for! *gives him 2 tumbs up*
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*sneaks in hes kitchen and starts too pur things in hes pot , the runs for life into the closest storeroom*
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Hmm... *goes to check on cooking pot and begins to stir*
WHAT THIS?! ARRGHH... someone's been messing with my POT again! *grasps cleaver and starts swinging it around at every guest encountered down the hallway* I'LL FIND YOU!!
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*opends the storeroom door a little and looks if hes there*
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*you hear heavy footsteps approaching and suddenly piercing red eyes coming from the darkened hallway up ahead* COME BACK HERE!
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*runs back into the storeroom and turns around too see him coming closer*
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Hello there, I swear I've seen you around the place before....
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