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# Statistics
Favourites: 2; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 0
Watching: 11; Pageviews: 1005; Comments Made: 15; Friends: 11
# Comments
Comments: 13
SleepDepJoel [2009-11-26 02:02:41 +0000 UTC]
My addition to your friends list was like a whirlwind of truth in the tornado alley of lies that is this dreary cosmos. Thank you! Thank you now and a hundred times more for blowing away the trailer park of deception that had haunted my soul, carried away in your cyclonic beauty. Thank you for being my whirlwind.
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Hexxus-The-Destroyer In reply to SleepDepJoel [2009-11-26 09:41:12 +0000 UTC]
Oh my, I had no clue I had such an effect on other males. I mean, I've made my fair share of ladies swoon, but your the first fellow, and over the internet with 0 effort as well!
I should totally talk to Hugh Heffner about being his heir, I could probably get even him to bend over for me.
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SleepDepJoel In reply to Hexxus-The-Destroyer [2009-11-26 15:05:28 +0000 UTC]
I think Heffner would be the one to bend YOU over. He's got way more experience than you.
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Hexxus-The-Destroyer In reply to SleepDepJoel [2009-11-26 17:33:57 +0000 UTC]
Ohhh? Do you know this from experience? And I wrote a haiku for you.
Poor little pyro
Can't dodge my rockets
Better reflect them
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SleepDepJoel In reply to Hexxus-The-Destroyer [2009-11-26 19:04:22 +0000 UTC]
Poor little soldier
Bazooka holds few rockets
Killed while reloading
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Hexxus-The-Destroyer In reply to SleepDepJoel [2009-11-28 05:41:24 +0000 UTC]
Avoid the fireballs
I will hide in the water
Safe from the burning
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SleepDepJoel In reply to Hexxus-The-Destroyer [2009-11-28 06:41:54 +0000 UTC]
I press the Q key
I find I've switched to shotgun
Bullets pierce water
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Hexxus-The-Destroyer In reply to SleepDepJoel [2009-11-28 16:39:18 +0000 UTC]
Pellets pierce water
But I shall pierce the skybox
Bullet spread is nice
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SleepDepJoel In reply to Hexxus-The-Destroyer [2009-11-28 16:46:13 +0000 UTC]
Clever use of sky
There's just no end to your skill
Until admins come
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Hexxus-The-Destroyer In reply to SleepDepJoel [2009-12-24 06:52:12 +0000 UTC]
My class is wrecked
There are too many noobs playing
I've grabbed my rifle
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