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Watching: 4230; Pageviews: 137502; Comments Made: 24195; Friends: 4230


# Comments

Comments: 7712

Hortensia-L [2023-09-13 10:53:47 +0000 UTC]

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happynewyear2015 [2023-06-04 00:02:10 +0000 UTC]

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Devinesouljah [2018-10-06 19:04:50 +0000 UTC]

www.change.org/p/shigeru-miyam… Bring Princess Daisy into her justice to main games after being playable in Super Mario Run spread the word

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BardiXgamer [2016-11-16 04:42:14 +0000 UTC]

YEEESSSS, THE BITCH LEFT, NO MORE SEIZURE ART

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SquidLaSquid98 In reply to BardiXgamer [2019-07-18 19:14:14 +0000 UTC]

Frick you. You’re the reason why she left.

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SandwichMaria [2016-03-03 02:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Cute icon!

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SenXIII [2015-10-25 04:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Cute icon.

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elsaprime [2015-07-23 19:35:29 +0000 UTC]

See ya!

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The-Revived-Witch [2015-02-23 23:01:41 +0000 UTC]

This wasnt form me:
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room

This scared the living shit outta me because I've been extremely paranoid and having bad dreams lately..

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EpicRandomCat115 In reply to The-Revived-Witch [2015-03-26 23:37:44 +0000 UTC]

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UnicronWars In reply to EpicRandomCat115 [2015-10-18 06:21:55 +0000 UTC]

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deashaski [2014-09-13 09:25:01 +0000 UTC]

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to deashaski [2014-09-18 17:25:11 +0000 UTC]

Yee yee I'm just kinda glad it's over tbh. lol

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Parasprinter In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2014-10-28 21:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Why are you posting my deviant art page link as having the worst art ever? You've never seen my art, Troll.

I just opened up the deviant art page as a request from somebody who I thought was my friend. I never planned to add art. I made it clear.

It was just a means to communicate through Deviant Art by complimenting/commenting his art-not "show off" my art.

Remove it.

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Shinseinasenshi In reply to Parasprinter [2015-04-29 22:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Hah. Me? Have friends? That's funny.
Enjoy the show.

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CastleUnderTheMoon In reply to Parasprinter [2014-11-02 01:37:36 +0000 UTC]

That's a joke link that links back to your profile page. It does that to everyone. Stop getting fucking upset over everything.Β 

me.deviantart.com is a joke link. Get over it you buthurt crybaby.

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Parasprinter In reply to CastleUnderTheMoon [2014-11-02 20:40:27 +0000 UTC]

I accidently mistyped your name. deviant art WAS not working right for me and I couldn't open up the page so I was typing fast.

I can't take criticism? I took this guy's link as another spam/trolling act, because for the past 6-7 years he's being spamming my page. Don't you read my comments? That's why I took his joke link as another way of trolling. Wow, you have a life? Good for you. Now I can go and do adult things. I'm not telling you what to do with your page, am I? Of course I have a life outside the internet (which explains me not loging in here since 2009. Would you like it if somebody criticized your work? Positive or negative? Critical or put down? I don't mind as long as it's not put down criticism.

You quickly checked your reply showing that "I have a life outside of the internet" may not be true. I only checked back, because I wanted to make sure my reply went through since deviant art was down for me (probably for everyone).

This is my final comment. I don't want to fight with a little high school girl (or college?). Now, I don't want to further spam Jonathan's page. If you don't like it on your page, then he or I (on my page) won't either.

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Parasprinter In reply to CastleUnderTheMoon [2014-11-02 19:35:51 +0000 UTC]

How does it doΒ  that to everyone? Don't say I get "fucking" upset over everything. And don't call me a crybaby. If you cuss at me one more time I will report you. This guy has been trolling and spamming my deviant art page since 2008. Where do you come off acting like you did? Obviously you are immature and rude for replying to me in that manner to somebody you don't know. Notice that I didn't exaggerate in my comment? I didn't cuss, put him down, or used name calling, except for "troll." Why? Because all he did was do a bit of trolling with spam, that's all. There was no need to treat him like crap like you did with me. And where does it show that I get upset over everything? (not to sound to redundant)

"AND I DON'T WANT DRAMA ON MY PAGE. If a fight starts on my page, I will remove the comments and block those responsible. AndΒ don't come on my page talking to me about a comment I posted on another deviantion. I am tired of the drama. This is why I don't comment on stampsΒ anymore. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

You obviously can't handle it when someone mistreats you back.

It's people like you that keep me away from deviant art.

Summary: Jonathan: I apologize if I misunderstood that link. I haven't logged into to deviant art since around 2008-2009 to know the new culture of deviant art. But, I have visited my page on and off just to see my page which I originally closed back in 2008-still here (read my last comment, there's a clue). Just please don't spam my page again. And you "Gabriel", you need to respect others comments which aren't originally offensive, especially if you don't know the history. Stop being mean to me just because I commented. You did it, because you were being possesive?

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CastleUnderTheMoon In reply to Parasprinter [2014-11-02 20:15:03 +0000 UTC]

That has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with it. You can't obviously take criticism. Β I don't get mad at joke links, unlike you do. Everything you said was clearly a strawman argument. Don't twist my words to make yourself right.Β 

"And I don't want drama on my page" meant don't bring a fight on my page. If I said something that angered you, don't comment on my page about it. Reply to me from the comment I made. I have no problem with debates. I was upset at something else outside of deviantart with school and other things. I have a life outside of the internet, just like you do. Just because I said that doesn't mean I can't handle criticism. It's my page, you can't tell me what to do with it.

Geting dirt on me from my page to validate your ridiculous argument proves that you can't handle what I had to say to you. An essay doesn't mean that you won. And my name is Gabriella, not Gabriel. I am a girl. Β 


This was the most hilarious thing I have ever read. But I can't entertain this. I have a life. Β Good day to you.

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to CastleUnderTheMoon [2014-11-18 02:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Its funny cuz I wasn't even spamming him and I have no idea who he is or what the fuck he's even talking about.

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CastleUnderTheMoon In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2014-12-20 17:29:47 +0000 UTC]

I don't either. People like him are the reason I had the switch accounts. If you don't like DA, then leave.

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Eternaldream15 [2014-08-24 16:25:48 +0000 UTC]

, I found David Bowie for you! XD

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to Eternaldream15 [2014-09-05 21:02:33 +0000 UTC]

wut

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Queenfancy In reply to Eternaldream15 [2014-08-24 18:31:40 +0000 UTC]

Sorry what why on jonathanthesmex's Profile? I don't understand this world

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to Queenfancy [2014-09-05 21:45:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm confused too.

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Queenfancy In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2014-09-05 23:02:11 +0000 UTC]

Lol my friend said something about David Bowie and I was like *dafuq* sorry to bother you.Β  Β 

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to Queenfancy [2014-09-06 17:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Nah nah it's fine nobody's bothering me.
I'm just really really confused is all. lol

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Queenfancy In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2014-09-06 17:23:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh well in that case WOOHOO

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Eternaldream15 In reply to Queenfancy [2014-08-24 18:45:26 +0000 UTC]

:3

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mixout99 [2014-08-17 18:59:58 +0000 UTC]

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to mixout99 [2014-09-05 21:00:15 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome~Β 

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InnocenceShiro [2014-08-15 13:38:48 +0000 UTC]

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to InnocenceShiro [2014-09-05 21:00:03 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome~~

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RussianCrocodile [2014-07-28 21:38:43 +0000 UTC]

Jesus Christ on a stick I haven't talked to you in forever BUT WHAT'S UP THE BUTT YOU SAUCY MOTHERFUCKERΒ 

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to RussianCrocodile [2014-08-04 01:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Ugh I've been more active on tumblr only cuz it has pretty pictures, sorry. lol
WUT UP MASAFAKA.

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RussianCrocodile In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2014-08-04 02:12:38 +0000 UTC]

NOTHIN MUCH. LATELY I'VE BEEN KEEPING DEAD HOOKERS IN MY FREEZER HBU?Β 

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to RussianCrocodile [2014-09-19 08:18:50 +0000 UTC]

I just wut

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RussianCrocodile In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2014-09-21 03:24:01 +0000 UTC]

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kanyiko [2014-07-27 09:11:31 +0000 UTC]

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to kanyiko [2014-08-04 01:12:43 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome desu ne

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ThreeStar-LIN [2014-07-22 15:37:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you like! XD

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to ThreeStar-LIN [2014-07-25 02:42:38 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome????

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deashaski [2014-07-17 01:34:44 +0000 UTC]

YOU



Yes,you.


Hi,its been awhile

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to deashaski [2014-07-25 02:42:23 +0000 UTC]

Ah, sorry for taking long to reply.
Too much recent drama. lmao

Anyways, hello desu~

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deashaski In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2014-07-26 05:43:01 +0000 UTC]

Ey,its okay.I get drama everyday from random people.

Hi~ <------ tbh i don't know what that is XD

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to deashaski [2014-08-04 01:14:05 +0000 UTC]

I don't know what that is either, I guess it's shrugging? lol

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deashaski In reply to JonathanTheSmex [2014-08-04 01:48:52 +0000 UTC]

I think so lol idk XXD

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Capt-Kunuckles [2014-07-13 21:07:24 +0000 UTC]

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JonathanTheSmex In reply to Capt-Kunuckles [2014-07-15 18:29:09 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome desu

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Zatyio [2014-07-13 05:04:05 +0000 UTC]

i'm gonna just lick this gallery cos so beatimous and I ACTUALLY READ ALL OF YOUR STAMPS HEH I HAVE NO LYFE.


except for the thug lyfe.

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