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Meta-RidleyPlz
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"Meta-Ridley, enhanced and reborn"
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Watching: 7; Pageviews: 5323; Comments Made: 245; Friends: 7
# Comments
Comments: 281
Oh, i just came by to say that...
YOU'RE MY MASTER!!!!
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Hello there lord meta ridley....it is i a spirit of a chozo except i'm on your side because the corruption has opened up my eyes to the truth....
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A giant metal dragon...AWESOME. So, is having metal plates stuck in every part of your body(woah, EVEN IN THE GENITALS)hurting like shit?
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE(from the afterlife, and I am not really Billy Mays)FOR MIGHTY PAIN-RELIEVER! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO RELIEVE PAIN, NO MATTER HOW SEVERE! JUST BATHE IN A TUB OF IT, AND YOU'RE DONE!
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Have to say man. No one's more persistent than you. I've blown you up about 8 times maybe, and you still just keep coming back.
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Dang it Meta-Ridley! I WAS going to conquer Ireland, but you and and your cohorts had too beat me to it!
Still, I will have my revenge... (with the power of veggies, of course!)
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if it isnt meta ridley!you were a hard boss ill tell you.so hows it going?
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
A METALLIC BUNNY RABBIT! *cuddles*
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cmoooon I LOVED you in Metroid prime. It was epic, Meta. Really was.
Oh and urm, are you classed along with Meta Knight?
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... thanks, I guess.
No, that's just an idiot with a mask.
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Welcomes.
HOW DARE YOU! META KNIGHT IS HONOURABLE AND WORTHY BEING. better than YOU if you're gonna be rude to him D<
BEWARE MY KAWAII POWERS!
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Honor isn't everything. If anything, it gets in the way of progress.
Oh no, I'm so scared of 'kawaii'. Stop being a fantard and speak English!
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NO, ACTUALLY I DON'T
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Hey, Meta, not that you heard it from me but.....Regular Ridley said you suck.....well, you know.
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I know, he's ungrateful and retarded. At least I'm not a clone.
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Really? Regular Ridley is a clone?
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Where do you think he came from after I was 'mechanised' to recover from my shameful loss on Zebes?
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I regret giving those orders to have myself cloned ASAP.
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Wait a second....if Regular Ridley is you before Zebes, and at that time you were perfection, how the HELL can he be such an ass?!
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I have no idea really. Maybe improper preservation of my genetic material.
But, he can be quite the asshole.
Pointing out that he's as empty and lonely as I am touches a nerve for him, though.
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I bet that's fun; so, on another subject, how goes the hunt for Aran?
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Miserable, as usual, she simply tears through the space pirate forces like they're made of paper.
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I just visualised my universe as Paper, like that Paper Mario guy's world. Creepy.
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Curses....saaaay, how about I take a whack at her?
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It's your funeral, but go ahead.
I might even make you a commander alongside myself and Kraid if you do. *croaky laugh*
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I'll try, but if I'm gonig to die, I'll run, got it?
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'kay, but you get no benefits if you do
Be glad you're not a Space Pirate, cowardice is punishable by death.
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Better to run and live than fight and die.
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Actually, I see it as the opposite. Although you could say that I do get more chances.
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The Space Pirate philosophy also means we have fearless units.
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Yeah, well, they're expendable.
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Heheh, this is the truth.
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If I were you, I'd just take a good amount of them, put them into two teams, and have them fight to the death-that would be fun.
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They're not that expendable. Besides, I get very little pleasure from infighting, if anything it angers me. They should fight their enemies, not each other!
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Well, the disobedient ones that is-they should be taught a lesson!
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I prefer having them executed.
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Well, executions are fun too.
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They're a necessary waste of time.
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