PervertedToastPirate In reply to canttel [2016-01-14 22:32:00 +0000 UTC]

uwot

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canttel In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2016-01-14 23:29:47 +0000 UTC]

m8

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 00:28:58 +0000 UTC]

Get out. Only Pirates allowed. Skrub.

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 00:31:36 +0000 UTC]

I am a pirate though

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 00:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Come again mate? Did me ears hear the word "Pirate"?

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 00:34:02 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, Capt'n!

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 00:36:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh well then let me bring out me ol' greeting:

WELCOME ABOARD TO YER NEW PIRATE CREW THE TOAST PIRATES! RIGHT NOW YE BE JUST A WEE SAILOR GIRL. AS LONG AS YOU CONTINUE TO SUPPORT MY CAUSE YOU'LL EVENTUALLY BE RANKED UP HIGHER TILL EVENTUALLY YOU'LL BE THE GREAT CAPTAIN YER SELF! NOW GET OUT THERE AND BURN THOSE WRETCHED BREADS!

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 00:38:50 +0000 UTC]

RIGHT-O, CAPTAIN! LET'S SHAKE ON IT! *holds out hand*

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 00:41:45 +0000 UTC]

*looks at you suspiciously* Do ye look like an American gentle skrub to you? GET OUT THERE AND CUT ME SOME BREAD BOOTY!

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 00:48:02 +0000 UTC]

*deep ass man voice* FUCKING SHAKE MY HAND , YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 00:52:42 +0000 UTC]

EXCUSE ME!? DARE YE CALL ME AN UNMANNERED SWINE! YE DON' NEED A SWORD. YER FACE BE DEADLIER, YE SORRY, SCURVY- INFESTeD, BILGE-DRINKIN, MUTINOUS ROGUE, SWAB!

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 00:54:39 +0000 UTC]

*eyes get all veiney and suddenly becomes really muscular. Grabbing pervertedtoastpirate by the shoulders, flipping him over on his head* TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 00:56:45 +0000 UTC]

*some how grabs rope cuz pirate*

PIRATES! ATTACK!

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 00:58:44 +0000 UTC]

SHIET, *attack on Titan style flies through the air somehow*

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:00:33 +0000 UTC]

(u wot)

TASTE ME BLADE YE DUNG MUNCHIN' CRAP SACK! *pulls the rope to swing towards you and lunges sword at*

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:02:58 +0000 UTC]

(Idk, may or may not be on a sugar rush and bored)

*screeches like a banshee* CAM, GET YA HOOKER SUIT TO DISTRACT THIS GUY

Cam: *really distant in the background* GO FUCK YOURSELF!

R00D

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:04:50 +0000 UTC]

(well seems like you didn't dodge so..)

*stabs blade into ya*

"Ye didn't even try to stand a chance ye thumb suckin' crud bucket!"

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:06:32 +0000 UTC]

*turns head to you with the most disapproving stare ever*
wot u call me, fokr

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:08:22 +0000 UTC]

"I SAID... YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO DODGE YE LARD BRAINED SCREECHY GOBSHYTE!" 


*pulls out* (oh jesus innuendo)

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:10:31 +0000 UTC]

... NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU DOUBLE DECKERED PIG FART.
(huehuehue)

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:14:20 +0000 UTC]

-tries not to laugh-

"Nice try at speakin' pirate matey. BUT ONLY THE PUREST PIRATE COULD SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE SO WELL! SO SHUT YER SNIVILIN' MOUTH YE SYPHILITIC PUPPY KILLIN' SLIMEY BASTITCH!"

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:18:46 +0000 UTC]

TRY ME, YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET. BOY, I BET YOUR MOM WISHES SHE HAD SWALLOWED YOU AFTER YOU WERE CONCIEVED.

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:22:46 +0000 UTC]

"DARE YE CALL ME A SHRIMP DICK! YOU WRETCH SHOULD BE KEELIN OVER WHILE I THRUST ME PEG-LEG DOWN INTO YER GLORY HOLE YA ONE-SIDED CHIMP FACE SNOT RAG PANTY WAIST PUDDLE O' RAT PISS!"

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:27:51 +0000 UTC]

WELL SWEET MOTHER THERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENDS, YOUR INSULTS ARE AS SMALL AND WEAK AS YOUR DICK

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:29:50 +0000 UTC]

AND YER INSULTS ARE ABOUT AS SMALL AND AS SCURVY INFESTED AS YER BREASTS YA SCABBY ARSED PISS SOAKED HARLET!

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:32:41 +0000 UTC]

HEY, AT LEAST I'M TAKEN ALREADY, YOU UNDIGNIFIED CABAGE

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:35:16 +0000 UTC]

AND SO AM I. TAKEN BY MANY. 1 WRETCH AINT ENOUGH. UR SCABBY ASS SHOULD BE DOWN PICKIN' AT THE BARNACLES FOR FOOD! I'D FEEL BAD FOR THE BUCKO WHO THOUGHT OF YOU AS PERFECT. THEY MUST HAVE BEEN AS LARD BRAINED AS A JACK SHAT.

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:36:44 +0000 UTC]

HEY, LEAVE MY JEWISH WEABOO ALONE, DO YOU THINK THIS IS HAREM OF THE DEAD, FUCK BOY?

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:38:11 +0000 UTC]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS. FUCK GIRL.


-distant voice- HEY ASSHOLES! NINJA'S ARE HERE!

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:40:33 +0000 UTC]

YOU CALLIN ME A FUCK GIRL? *grabs his neck with legs and flings him over board*

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:42:47 +0000 UTC]

(grabs his neck with legs and flings him overboard* What? How. Wat?)

HAH. NICE TRY. I'M TOAST. I DON'T HAVE A NECK!

-A bunch of ninjers surround you both- 

SBN: THE FUCKBOI SQUAD IS HERE!

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:46:54 +0000 UTC]

(Idk how to describe it)

MY HERROZ

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PervertedToastPirate In reply to MadameMcSpooky [2015-09-13 01:47:49 +0000 UTC]

PTP: HAH. NICE TRY. AS IF I DON'T HAVE ME OWN SQUAD!

-A bunch of Toast pirates surround us-

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MadameMcSpooky In reply to PervertedToastPirate [2015-09-13 01:49:08 +0000 UTC]

shiet...

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