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"HH PEOPLE GET OUT AGHH ;A; <3"
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Since she had gone out shopping a few weeks ago, Haruka had decided to buy all of her friends gifts, Parsnip included. She had the hardest time picking out something for Parsnip since she wasn't sure what he really liked. In the end, she decided on a gold flask. She wasn't sure what Parsnip would use it for, but it looked nice so she bought it.
She left it on the table in the kitchen of the large house with a small note folded on top of it:
"hi mr parsnep!!
im rilly sry i havent talkd 2 u in a whyle, but i wunt u 2 hav this! i hope u lyk it and i hope i can tlk 2 u soon!!
luv, haru!! 
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-OH YEAH ENCOURAGE HIM TO DRINK WHY DON'T YOU no it's fine. xD
Barton entered the kitchen to get a glass of water. He really hated how bare his room was without all his books. His dresser. Everything that was lost in the fire. He's been trying his hardest not to rely on selling explosives in the darker areas of town. He didn't want anyone else to get hurt since the Yukiko incident. In not selling, however, he had virtually no income. His family may have been wealthy, but that was it. He wasn't with his family anymore.
He took a long drink of the water, not at all surprised to see something on the table. People often left things there. Drink in one hand, he walked to the table to clean up after the others as he often did.
He vaguely wondered why someone would leave such a nice flask out. He remembered that this was the house, and the house was full of rather careless people. He dismissed the thought when the note on the top of the flask caught his attention.
He looked at it with a curious eye, stopping to glance around him to see if anyone else is around. He didn't want to snoop, but...
Giving in, he opened it, surprised to see a note addressed to him. As he read it, a warm smile spread across his face. He was afraid he lost Haru as a friend. Now, many people don't mind when they fall out of contact with one of their friends. People have lots of friends, however, friends seem hard to come by for Barton.
He set the glass of water down on the table so he could pick up the flask to get a closer look. He felt people rarely thought of him, much less thought of giving him gifts. It was wonderful how such a small gesture could lighten a man up so much. It was a shame he knew he had to speak to her about Friedrich and the girls. He owed it to the man. For now though, he would enjoy this moment of happiness.
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IT'S WHAT HARU DOES. She turns people into hardcore alcoholics. fjgkh
Haruka didn't get many presents that day, honestly, but the first person she thought of was Parsnip. Why? Because he was one of her oldest friends. He always seemed to be there for her when no one else seemed to be. Therefore, she thought of him as one of her best friends even if they didn't talk as much any more. She really wished she could do more, but the best she could do was the flask, and she could only hope that he would find a use for it.
As for the whole ordeal with Friedrich and the twins...she figured she would have to face that problem sooner or later, and if Parsnip wanted to talk to her then she wouldn't mind as much. She was just afraid, really.
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{ghfjkdl haruka is the booze fairy}
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((ooc: Indeed she is. ev e))
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*She looks at him curiously... how else would she look at Earth people up close?*
Um... hi.
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-He looked down at her, torn from his thoughts. He gave he a weak smile, doing a good job of concealing any curious gestures he might have made about her ears and tail.-
Ah, good evening. Was there anything you needed?
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*She frowned a bit. If that was a smile, it sure could've been better. Most people here on Earth had smiles that were awesomer. So, she gave her biggest grin to impress.*
Um, no... I just greet everyone I can.
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-Parsnip was never the most friendly thing, but he was getting better. Her grin reminded him of Kip a little, making him warm up a little.-
Well that's very kind of you, I can't say I've met many people like that. I'm Barton Corallus, it's a pleasure to meet you.
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*She hoped she made a difference somewhere in that heart of his.*
M'name's Sophie, meeting you is nice, too~ *She held out a hand to shake. Was this a tradition?*
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-His handshake was a firm, reassuring one. It was no where near aggressive.-
Ah, Sophie. It's a nice name. I hope you take no offense to this, but you look quite young. Are your parents nearby? I can't say many would enjoy the thought of their daughter speaking to strangers.
-He chuckled.-
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*She nodded.*
I have thanking you!
..Oh, no, not at all. My parents are still at home. They're afraid to step foot here because they're afraid of the big people with guns who come and shoot at us. *She smiles as if this is a fact you can leave behind you. 8|*
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-Hm, was she foreign? He raised a brow at her comment and laughed.-
Haha oh no! I've had plenty of run ins with people such as that. I can tell you to attract those kinds of people, you must do something to anger them first. If you're kind and mind you're own business, you should be fine.
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*She slightly tilted her head.*
I guess I can inform that to my parents, then. Later... though.
Thank you for telling me. *A grin.*
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Not a problem. This really isn't such a bad place.
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-gives a friendly punch to the shoulder- Sup, bro. :I
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-What the- he looks down at Orville, slightly bothered that she touched him. He smiles, however.-
Good evening. I'm sorry to say that I don't quite remember your name.
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-the tall bastard forgot her name.-
Mnf. Really? You don't even recognize the face? Blue skin?
-Orville patted her cheek with her index finger whil she said this.-
-People usually mentioned the blue skin first--- she inwardly smiled that he made no remark about it.-
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I recognize the face, of course. You're one of those that are quite unforgettable, haha~! The name, however, escapes me. Care to enlighten me?
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Hn. Glad I'm one of em. An' I'm Orville.
-gives Parsnip a one-sided smirk-
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Ah yes, Orville. My apologies for the lack of remembrance. How have things been, if I may ask? I hardly see you around anymore.
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((PARSNIP WHY DO YOU HAVE US/UK ON YOUR FAVES))
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AHAHA OOPS THAT SHOULD BE ON THIS ACCOUNT
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((fffffffffffft niiiice *pets*))
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When I get married to Miss Roberts, would you..uhm..be the best man at the wedding?
((It's gonna be so confusing now with Gadget and Cinthia having the same last names. D:> But there, that's the question I wanted to ask Parsnip. -zoops off-))
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-His eyebrows scrunched together in thought. Crosser getting married, whut.-
Now why in gods name would you wan't me of all people to be your best man? While I'm on the topic, haven't you just barely met the woman?
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-Parsnip scrunching both eyebrows? But I thought he couldn't move the other one. 'A '-
Well, it's either you or Alex. And I really don't want him to eat my guests. Besides, all my other friends are either too old, or they died already.
And yes, I barely just met her.. but if she can love me regardless of how hideous I am, we deserve to be together.
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-Yeah but I'm a lazy ass and thought about it, but didn't want to go out of the way to describe it. :"D-
Being too old for marriages is ridiculous, however, I trust myself more than I trust your wreck of a son. I'll go.
-He sounded a bit irritated. How come the zombie beast was getting a woman before he was? Oh well, that's just him.-
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-Crosser stared at Parsnip, looking worried-
What's the matter? You don't sound too happy.
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Nothing, nothing. I said I would attend, is there anything else you needed?
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Well, while i'm here.. tell me what you hate the most about me. Everything that bothers you~ And be honest! If i'm going to be a husband, i'll have to act less like a child and more my age, right?
-He smiled-
Now go ahead. Tell me everything.
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Well, for one, I don't like the fact that you've assumed I hate you.
I'll be sure to tell you whenever you do something from now on, if I were to tell you know it would more than likely be too long winded. I do hope that is alright~?
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((I didn't see this, asdgjkl OTL))
Well you did like mentioning how i'm filth, a fool, rude and whatnot, so what else was I supposed to assume?
((Also, if OTL is a dude on his knees, I'm guessing LTO is a dude that fell on his ass/back or something. Idk.))
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(ooc: *Snipscaress* We had the same birthday... day. yesterday. OH YOU SEXY BEAST, YOU MUST BE FLATTERED TO SHARE THE SAME DATE OF BIRTH AS MOI EUE )
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(( DID YOU GET BEAT UP IN A BAR ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? I would hope not.))
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(ooc: YOU WERE THERE TOO-
I mean.
....
Of course not )
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-A beautiful dagger had been left on Parsnip's bed. It was covered in a nifty design and encrusted with small rubies. A note was attached to it. [link] -
"I just thought I'd get you something nice to make up for how badly I've been treating you. Hope you'll like it.
~ Crosser"
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Aha! From first impressions I would judge that you are a fellow believer in the code of gentlemen! C:
How do you do?
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-Parsnip looked to this new man. He wondered if he was mocking him somehow.-
Yes, yes I am.
May I ask who you are?
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You may.
He paused only for a moment before laughing.
My apologies, I should have introduced my self sooner, yes? I am known by Hesperos.
He extends to Parsnip his bizarrely proportioned hand and a pleasant smile.
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-It felt good to be back home again, but he had things to get off his chest.-
"Hi. Just letting you know that the walking filth is back home. We need to talk sometime, when you aren't too busy. Also..I hope my son hasn't caused you or anyone else some trouble after our last encounter with him. If it makes you feel better, I'm going to discipline him with my fists.
~ Crosser Jones"
-He neatly folded the letter and shoved it under Parsnip's door-
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Rose had gotten over sulking a while ago and was back to normal, if not a bit more alert to any signs of potential violence in the house.
Although that event with that one man with the scars still bothered her.
Not because of what actually happened... but because she'd forgotten his name.
Jeez, what was it... Bartboy?
((I wanted to write something in return for your comments for a while now, but couldn't come up with anything other than this. ;A; Sorry~!))
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By this point, Parsnip has pushed the whole ordeal far back into his mind. Needless to say though, he won't be hiring Rose.
He would be quite disappointed if he knew she couldn't remember her name.
(( Don't be sorry! xD ))
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((lol, of course she can remember her own name, silly parsnip))
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(( I MEANT TO PUT HIS Oh well xD -sucks- ))
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-Before leaving the house, Crosser had written a final letter to Parsnip and had shoved it under the man's door-
"Feel free to rejoice. I left the house and i'm probably never coming back. I returned to England where i'm going to go infiltrate the labs that held me prisoner for 20 years. If the scientists have been anticipating my return, then they probably already found a way to kill the undead. So there's a chance i'm not coming back alive. Not that I was alive to begin with, but you know what I mean. If I am killed, feel free to dance on my grave or break it. I did treat you badly since I've been here so i'd deserve it.
Farewell, Sir Parsnip.
~ Crosser Jones"
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((I did something special for you. :'D ))
...
-Oh god, what was wrong with his hand?! Struggling to write Parsnip a short letter was becoming a pain in his ass and he just gave up at the end, not bothering to sign his letter, because he's probably the only one who writes to Snips anyways. He folded up the letter and stuck it under the man's door.-
[link]
((-snorts- I went on a shitty handwriting font hunt so I could type it. :'D -Snips pet- ))
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