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Pholabear [2018-12-01 09:29:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fav and watching! ❤️

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driftwoodwolf [2018-11-20 07:42:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching!

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lilyrjensen [2018-11-19 17:27:40 +0000 UTC]

Hi there!

I just wanted to say thank you so much for the fav   It means a lot!

Please consider +watching if you like what I do!   I hope you have a wonderful day xx

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KaidokJ [2018-11-19 06:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with  The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

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KaidokJ [2018-11-19 05:03:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on 125 - You asked for it...

I don’t know why anyone would, but you did, and now I have to give it to you. I don’t really want to. I want that to be clear. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. But those are the rules. Someone asks for it and you have to give it to them. I don’t know why, you just do. I’m only telling you this because I wish someone would have told me about it, when I first asked for it. I didn’t know what I was getting into then, and now that it is finally over, I find that I’m quite ambivalent about it. I’ve had it for a long time now, and while I never really wanted it in the first place, and the time I’ve spent with it so far hasn’t exactly been positive, the thought of parting leaves me feeling nostalgic. But, here, take it. Go, before I get emotional. May this mouldy, gluten free, vegan ham on rye, stuffed into a soggy old boot, worn by no less than seven hobos and one adventurous clown, with the sandwich still squashed down inside, bring you the kind of happiness that only a burden, forced upon you by a random stranger who lives by arbitrary rules, can bring.

#NoBacksies   

Thanks for the fav on 131 - A Blue Pen and Too Much Time on Her Hands...

Clearly, she needs a hobby. The thing is, finding the right one can be a challenge. Sure, you’ve got your traditional go to activities, like tiddly winks with manhole covers, or underwater basket weaving, or maybe even something a bit more adventurous, like high impact reading. Which, for the uninitiated, is a late night activity, which involves two or more people lying in a bed, pushing themselves to the point of exhaustion. Each person reads the heaviest book they can find and the first one to get smacked in the face loses. It really adds a level of tension to the reading experience when at any moment you risk a head injury if you don’t stay awake. But reading isn’t for everyone. For those who prefer a more relaxing way to waste your time, I recommend snipe hunting. Now I know what you’re going to say, “animals are people too”, and “hunting is wrong”, and “why is my left buttock always numb?” Well, let me reassure you. Snipe hunting has all the frustration in inhospitable conditions without all the excitement and exhilaration of ever actually killing something. It’s win/win.

- AmateurSnipeHunter   

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KaidokJ [2018-11-18 21:41:58 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in  The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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Maleiva [2018-10-21 01:35:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!

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MrBanksArt [2018-10-07 19:40:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the the watch and the fave

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RebeeGF [2018-08-21 11:24:12 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the s!!

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Death-of-Fantasy [2018-08-11 18:55:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the s on my Map for my writing project and my Celtic Tree!   

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Dreamus-Art [2018-07-31 20:20:07 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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wiwaldi24 [2018-07-27 05:55:42 +0000 UTC]

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SuiseiKillfaeh [2018-07-23 22:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Hi !
Thank you very much for the watch ! You make me happy !
I hope you’ll have fun with my comics.

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Grace-Zed [2018-07-20 16:07:18 +0000 UTC]

Hi. Thank you kindly for the watch. I appreciate it.   

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dridiyassin [2018-07-17 20:39:11 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou so much for your watch ! i appreciate that

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ChirruSan [2018-06-27 10:41:02 +0000 UTC]

love your gallery!

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paytonsnewheart [2018-06-20 00:16:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama!

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Inntary [2018-06-10 12:42:02 +0000 UTC]

amazing art gallery <3 ^^

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Mythiril [2018-06-08 11:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you kindly for the watch. I hope you'll keep enjoying my work as long as I keep on terrorizing dA
btw, you're an awesome person. Have a great day

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ZjeroXytz [2018-06-05 09:52:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the points!

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Tuntalm [2018-05-31 16:29:57 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for watching me ! It means a lot!
Have a nice day

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Irbisty [2018-05-16 10:43:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch! I appreciate it   Have a great day!   

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Branka-Artz [2018-05-07 08:06:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the donation

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PeterCraver [2018-04-30 11:49:43 +0000 UTC]

Many thanks for the watch and all the faves!    also thanks for the llama!  

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