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"Eromo Lele"
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Favourites: 408; Deviations: 52; Watchers: 11
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# Comments
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Thank you so much for the fav D: cant believe you actually added one of my drawings to your favourites, means so much to me!
here's a quick sketch of you in return for being so nice to me.
deviantART muro drawing
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Paula
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I'm sorry to tell you that you are a walrus. Your parents adopted you when you were just a baby walrus and put a mask on your face resembling that of a human face, so that when you'd look in the mirror you wouldn't notice the truth that you're a walrus.
I know, this must be very shocking to you and will most likely change your life quite drasticly. But someone had to tell you and I took it upon myself to tell how it is.
Besides it's not all that bad, I mean once you're an adult you'll have awesome tusks growing out of your mouth which you can use to protect yourself with from your evil brother (who is an ostrich btw, don't tell him yet though, he's too young to know) In the end I hope that you'll eventually find a nice looking male walrus and make plenty of baby walrii with him (or her as lesbo walrii exist aswell, in which case you won't have baby walrii, neither can you scissor ur timbers since you don't have legs, more like flappers... maybe you can use your tusks and mustache in a very creative way, think about it)
Since you haven't seen your real face yet I drew a sketch of what you look like once you decided to remove your mask that has been prisoning you from reality for so long. Don't thank me, thank your mom and dad (fake mom and dad that is, your real mom and dad are walrii and unfortunatly dead) for taking care of you for so long.
deviantART muro drawing
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?
Though I'm completely devastated and still have hopes of being a walrusdoctor... I must say that I am one hot walrus. LOOK AT DEM FAT ROLLS GUUUURL!
deviantART muro drawing
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Yes a walrusdoctor, there aren't too many of those around so great job choice. You must wonder what your brother looks like since he's an ostrich, well I shall make a really detailed drawing of him that you might want to show him once he's old and wise enough to know the truth.
ps: them fatrolls are quite smexy indeed
deviantART muro drawing
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I don't know when I should tell him... Guide me with your Dut-- Belgian ways... ;A; SHOW ME MORE TRUTHS.
deviantART muro drawing
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hmm let's see, he's 8 years old now right? I'd wait till he's atleast 16. He'll most likely figure it out on his own by then. Because he'll be squeezing eggs out of his butthole every morning. In any case you must wonder what your brother looks like when pooping these eggs. I've been nice enough to draw you another detailed drawing of this.
Notice the blood comming out of his anus, this is because the egg is too big for his poophole.
deviantART muro drawing
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16 is such a long time to wait... I think he already knows... ):
He's been hacking into my account and he thinks that that's a rather big egg.
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deviantART muro drawing
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hmm yes, weird thing is. I saw your brother looking rather strange at a male lizard yesterday. I think he's gay for lizards :/
I'm quite curious to know what his babies would look like so I drew a sketch of a gay lizard ostrich.
deviantART muro drawing
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Though he may like looking at lizards he look llamas more.
I wonder what his children would look like!
deviantART muro drawing
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No problem.
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Beautiful way of saying that <3
Totes made my day
NO PR0B DEWD KTHNX
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No problem!
It's a beautiful piece.
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:> Danke for tuh watch womanz
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... Well, sweet baby Jesus, that's fucking awesome!
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thank you for the fav! im glad you like my drawing!
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Lawlz!!! Thank you soooo much for the 
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