TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2013-01-02 23:13:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm a bit late on this, but happy new year as well.

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to SpazzReflex [2011-06-15 00:19:49 +0000 UTC]

I believe that would explain the burns...

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SpazzReflex In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-15 00:25:43 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes! Are you that man from Bengal with the funny mustache?
Or are you that damn blue moose that invades my Trailer every week?

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to SpazzReflex [2011-06-15 00:27:03 +0000 UTC]

I believe I was the waffle you hugged before throwing in the toaster.

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SpazzReflex In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-15 00:27:33 +0000 UTC]

I remember, nom nom...
How've you been?

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to SpazzReflex [2011-06-15 00:31:14 +0000 UTC]

Going through the intestines wasn't too bad but coming out *shudder*. Good news is I've been helping illegally immigrated breakfast items fit it. Oh hang on, the cinnimon-toast-crunch things are eating each other again

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SpazzReflex In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-15 00:34:14 +0000 UTC]

Could you tell Tapeworm that he should stop trying to sell me crack.

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to SpazzReflex [2011-06-15 00:38:46 +0000 UTC]

yeah sure. anything else?

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SpazzReflex In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-15 00:46:14 +0000 UTC]

DON'T EAT THE BROWN SNOW.

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to SpazzReflex [2011-06-15 00:51:07 +0000 UTC]

O.o agreed. I'm not gonna ask why there is red snow around that tree...

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SpazzReflex In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-15 00:59:05 +0000 UTC]

I'd ask Friendly Ole' Mister Bundy over in the yard cooking some veal.

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to SpazzReflex [2011-06-15 01:01:15 +0000 UTC]

mmmmmmm delicious baby cows...

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SpazzReflex In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-15 01:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Cow? He said her name was Cindy.

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to 14-Spades [2011-06-14 19:31:05 +0000 UTC]

Hello to you too!

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-03 00:40:08 +0000 UTC]

maybe the explosion is reminding you of something...possibly a cruise ship exploding? no...maybe a large house of some kind...it all seems so close to being remembered yet so far away at the same time...do you thinks cookies might help to jog the memory?

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-03 08:05:56 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... I do remember a ship of some kind exploding... But for the love of me I just can't remember what...

Cookies will certaintly help, though. Cookies help with everything.

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-03 19:45:44 +0000 UTC]

yes! something with an island and a nut of some kind...cookies would be nice too

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-11 03:02:06 +0000 UTC]

Damn my lack of internetz...

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. Maybe... Just maybe... Cookie Island?

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-11 19:27:52 +0000 UTC]

COULD IT BE?

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-12 01:29:25 +0000 UTC]

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! QUICK, TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE GROUND!

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-12 11:40:12 +0000 UTC]

IT'S DELICIOUS!

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-13 02:20:40 +0000 UTC]

IT'S LIKE A PARTY IN MY MOUTH, AND EVERYONE IS MADE OF DIRT!

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-13 10:55:44 +0000 UTC]

EVEN THE ROCKS TASTE LIKE...blood? MORE COOKIEDIRT!

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-16 13:07:53 +0000 UTC]

THE ROCKS TASTE LIKE PAIN. PAIN AND SUFFERING, WITH A SIDE OF STRAWBERRIES.

*Continues munching*

I like the strawberries...

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-16 19:40:53 +0000 UTC]

mmmm strawberries. I like the little blue rocks that taste like all the hopes and dreams of small childre-Imean blueberries. they taste like blueberries

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-17 04:32:56 +0000 UTC]

... Yes. Yes they do.

*wary step back*

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-17 10:26:31 +0000 UTC]

But for some strange reason everything here tastes terrible if you drink water. Now the blue rocks taste like shit...

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-17 13:44:43 +0000 UTC]

Crunchy shit... I wonder why this isn't on the menu at McDonalds...

*vomits*

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-17 19:20:59 +0000 UTC]

if they charge more than a dollar for it its over priced. If they make it under a dolllar, well, taco bell sells tacos for $.75 and the after effects are...unpleasent.

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-18 03:18:39 +0000 UTC]

*stroke chin in thought*

Following that logic... The most reasonable price would be one dollar. No more, no less. Sad thing is, it would probably have the effects of being both overpriced and explosive-diareea'd.

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-18 04:14:10 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to America! How can we fatten you up?

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-19 02:01:32 +0000 UTC]

GIMMIE A HEART ATTACK WITH EXTRA DIABETIES

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-19 10:22:45 +0000 UTC]

GET THE DEFIBS

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-22 07:13:18 +0000 UTC]

DEFIBS ARE TOO FAR AWAY, USE THE ELECTRICAL WIRING IN THE WALL

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-22 16:24:01 +0000 UTC]

BUT I NEED THE DEFIBS TO BREAK A HOLE IN THE WALL!

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-23 08:22:21 +0000 UTC]

... How on earth would that work?!?

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-23 12:21:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm actually not sure, it may have to do with selfish communist and rich hobos.

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-24 06:04:22 +0000 UTC]

A fair assumption!

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-26 12:19:55 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-28 07:55:00 +0000 UTC]

Yes, quite. *dons top hat, monocle, English pipe*

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-28 23:40:04 +0000 UTC]

*grabs cane and bowler hat* Yes indeed! Now let us go down and get some of that wonderful tea.

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-06-30 10:14:00 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. *cue random Benny Hill theme*

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-06-30 12:26:04 +0000 UTC]

one lump or two?

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DJShifty366 In reply to TOSTRwaffles [2011-07-02 03:50:25 +0000 UTC]

TWELVE

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TOSTRwaffles In reply to DJShifty366 [2011-07-02 14:53:38 +0000 UTC]

Alright, here is your cup of tea bags with a bit of water, would you like a scone? *stirring my tea* [wtf?]

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