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A holy being who was able to speak for our entities stands before me. It's a shame I've liberated myself from your indoctrination.
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My Prophet, I am afraid we have I bear grave news....We have lost all the Root Beer there was in the fridge and the Unngoy are getting pretty desperate for more gas for their tanks.....How do we deal with such terrible tragedy?
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Take pictures? ... I came here intending to troll you but... I think i've been utterly counter trolled. Congratulations my Prophet.
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Of course you have my Faithful follower! I am the Prophet of Truth, speaker of lies and dispenser of chaos. Naught remains sancified once I begin countertrolling! Besides, you don't have as many Glad Bags as me, so theres a distinct difference in our power level. Oh, and on your way out the door, and you put a pot of coffee on? I need to water my tiger with it.
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I'm sorry my prophet, but In my ignorance, I am unable to understand your wise words. Please bestow your wisdom upon my unworthy frame by explaining your meaning.
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So be it! All shall be explained to you Arbiter. 01010000011010010110111001100001011100000111000001101100011001010111001100100001
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Holy One, all that says is - Pinappales! - How am I to be enlighted my this?
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Enlightened? I didn't say anything about that. I'm making a fruit smoothie! Now be a good Chap and get the blender from the top shelf of that pantry closet over there.
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You know what? Fuck it, you win. My head hurts, im out.
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'Such a useless creature for one so frail. Wasting precious oxygen to spout false belief. Please.. entertain me on your folly hover-chairs.'
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You dare speak to me, the Prophet of Truth, in such a manner!? How dare you call me useless! I'll have you know I toasted and then buttered my own bagel this morning. I even made one for Uncle Iroh, because he made me some nice Jasmine tea.
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'Congrats are in order, you made your own breakfast.' -applauds- 'Yet by your own honors, I go by my word.. you can barely stand with your feeble and frail body. It's... almost humorous watching your species.'
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Misbegotten Heathen that you are, you are correct. I am unable to do physically taxing jobs. However, in place of that, I have a pimp ass hoverchair. It has a nearly impentrable shield, twin sustained plasma cannons, and I can FLY. Do you have a flying, super shielded chair that can incinerate heretics at the push of a button? No? I didn't think so.
Now excuse me, I'm going to go pick apples from the very top of that huge tree because I CAN FLY.
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... If you command it my lord...
(Proceeds to enter his Flagship - powers up the main cannon - Obliterates the Prophets porch.)
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Thanks the gods, my porch is no more! Never again shall the leaves on my porch taunt me with their arrogant mocking attitude, just laying on the ground, daring me to sweep them! Never again shall my back spasm as I labor within my hoverchair to sweep their decrepit forms. Thank you Arbiter, I knew you would find a solution for my problems, but never did i think it would be so elegant!
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I am pleased that my actions have brought you elations my Prophet. Is there anything else that you would command of your loyal servant? Perhaps something... more taxing?
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Well there is that whole thing with the humans needing killing and whatnot. Here's a fleet. Go burn some monkey's.
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You're will is my command, oh Holy one! I shall turn their worlds to ASH.
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Take pictures!
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Good, that is the attitude i expect from an Arbiter! Now are you ready, for this is the most painful of tasks. Everytime I under take it, my back goes into spasms, and I always pull a muscle. Your ready you say? Good!
Now!
Sweep my porch!!!
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Of course, my Prophet, anything that woudl desire shall be executed with the most attentive ferver!
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Thel, good to see you! I was just about to send for help, for I have the most dire of circumstances. Do you tihnk you would be able to do it, my Faithful Servant?
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What would you ask of me, my Prophet, so that I might carry it out with your divine blessing?
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My loyal followers, I must drop out of communication range for a few days, as I am entering Slipspace for a long journey. Not THE journey though
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Have you now? My faithful servant Harkaplz, I grant you command of your own battleship, to be used as you see fit, in furthering the progress of The Great Journey.
PS This "Oracle" is exceedingly unhelpful. It doesn't even know what the Great Journey is!
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These putrid souls have lost their direction. I thank you for your humble gifts, I will not disappoint you.
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Good. Keep up the excellent work, and I might just make you the Admiral of the Fleet of Divine Retribution.
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I will do your bidding to the highest decree, my lord. The journey must be withheld, the heretics must burn.
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We have found a Planet that needs cleansing, called Arcadia. Show me your devotion, and burn them to ASH.
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My lord, please bless me with your undeniable wrath. I have slain the abomination, 'Fal'. He was preaching that our way is false. I have stopped his breath.
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Faithful followers of the Great Journey! I have come in your time of need, to guide you away from such distractions like art, and to put you all back on the path to redemption. Except Humans, foul little apes that they are.
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It seems as though you have stumbled upon a forerunner artifact.... DeviantArt...
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hey im actually ripa moramee
thel is just my profile name
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Obviously Thearbiterthel12 is the real Ripa! When i went to your room imposter ripamoramplz, it was FILTHY. The real Ripa is much neater than that. We established this a few days ago, right real Ripa?
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actually im ripas son(not really just my character)
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I will not have your words of filth, my Prophet, you may be my leader, but you are not my kin, and neither is this fool.
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I see that there is some insignificant life force claiming to me I? I am flattered, by this sickening excuse for a sangheili, however I will not stand by it's terrible uttered attempt for fame. Soldier who sees himself in my image, what have you that makes you think you can stand up to such words?
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let me ask you this how old is he
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Who is this he you are speaking of? Me?
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ripa how old is he
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I was 52 at death, as which I am not dead, and also in the past, so at this given moment I am -2510 years old, in human calculations.
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yes
plus my ripa is your son
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I'm pretty sure I'd remember having a son.
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i have a story for that
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Isn't that just dainty?
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i dont know but hes 24 in 2553
he was born the year you died in 2531
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You must be Thel, trying to get back at us for exposing your My Little Grunty fetish!
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You must be a blind old fool.
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