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UndeadRedMusey
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"AKA: Big Red Musey"
# Statistics
Favourites: 151; Deviations: 249; Watchers: 249
Watching: 80; Pageviews: 38107; Comments Made: 835; Friends: 80
# Comments
Comments: 67
You are most welcome! An excellent gallery have you.
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Yer very welcome Sagey~! And thanks for the watch back ^^
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No worries! ^^... Surprised we didn't do this sooner? XD
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Truth be told I thought I had. I must have dreamed it.
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I've done that before... no worries, we've done it now!
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Thank you very much for the llama, and have a wonderful holiday season!
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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many welcomes! One of these days I'm going to hire you as a writer, you have that deliciously surreal sense of humour, that Milligan-esque air about you that I adore.
Keep on rocking you flaming barrel of exquisite magical mosh-monkeys!
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Thank you for the watch and helping my profile grow! I really appreciate it!
I hope you'll continue enjoy and support my art! <3
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No problem, love your work.
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No problemo, your work and style are excellent!
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Thank you so much for the +Watch! I'm glad you enjoy my art and comics.
If you want to see more artwork, you can visit my Patreon.
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Not a problem for awesome art
Thanks for stopping by!
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You're very welcome, and thanks also!
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You're very welcome, and thank you too!
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I'm splendiferous!
How're you my little giggle bop? 
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Haha, I'm doing alright. Trying to get by. XD How's the art side going? ;3 Haven't seen much of your work in a while! =3
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Good stoof, as long as you're feeling good. Can't be having Kate's not being all rocket powered and shit, remember, Diarrhea is just your body trying to reach escape velocity.
Not been doing much drawing, and any I have haven't been finding their way to DA, I'd been in homeless accommodation since December and have now got myself a lovely place, so once I get my PC over and get settled I can start working on much more stuff, I promised myself I'd hammer out artwork once I got my drawing desk back to itself.
So yeah, lots of things in the way, but problems are fading and things are looking up! Like a Cat who's just seen a fly.
*massive huggles and pokes*
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I will, she'll prolly be all "The fuck is this place?" for a while, but she'll be fine. ^^
I'm still working with him, just housing that's changed, makes life easier as it was quite cramped and there was no privacy. Plus now I can decorate!!
Aaaahooo, that sounds ominous and interesting! Are there big things ahead? You're destined for thems big things! Keep on trucking and you'll get there soon. Ah Bareev in yoo!
And if not, you'll get THIS!
heh, you know I luffs ya, big squeeze!
**Squeeze that is big**
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Oh bloody hell hun, what happened? 
But I'm so glad things are picking back up for you again. Take it one step at a time. Focus on what's important first. 
*squishes tightly*
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I did have a rented house but because we weren't making money soon enough I had to give it up, Staying with Rich was only temporary, since he's also in a council house it would have been overcrowding. Thankfully I explained my situation to the Council and they said I was legally "Homeless without intent" so I would be high on the list.
Yeah, 4 months in a refurbished hotel room for homeless folks wasn't too painful. Room to myself with my own loo. ^_^ But I have my own wee place now (I say "wee" it's fukken huge!) so I'm good, got half my stuff over, but couldn't get my PC and such over cause the dude who was helping's car bork. So still waiting on that. I'll have a happy catUnit too.
But enough about me being a bum! How's your bum? Are you still living the dream? Eating clouds and playing chess with kittens?
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Oooh! I thought you were sticking about with him for some time.
Ahhh! You're getting a kitty too! X3 Take lots of pictures!
Well, work could be better and I'm trying my best for something more, its just getting there really. Riding on something at the moment I hope turns out well for me, but we'll see...
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Im a creepn on you!
How you doing Daryl, me not seen you for AGES!
Came across your page a few days ago and been meaning to write but too busy with work.
Hows you doin anyway? Still being a smarty and very arty!
Im just in from work and cant be arsed typing to much lol.
Send you a message after my nap lol
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Thanks for the watch!
tickle tickle... >:^)
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********* 
*** nature is everything ***
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I fell down it made me cry.
I saw your hand and heard you say,
"get up now we'll be okay."
thanks for the fav.
kit.
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