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Zeimyth
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"Ngati Tarakona"
# Statistics
Favourites: 569; Deviations: 79; Watchers: 123
Watching: 269; Pageviews: 18675; Comments Made: 6216; Friends: 269
# Comments
Comments: 550
Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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I just have to watch an artist who draws such great dragons like you do. ^.=.^
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Thank you for drawing great dragon art!
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Yay, that's a huge compliment, thank you! 
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Thank you for drawing great dragon art!
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Thank you so much for watching me :>
It really means a lot to me
And sorry for the late response :c
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You're a good artist, and you draw amazing dragons. How could I not follow you?
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No thanks needed. Just keep drawing that beautiful dragon art! ^.=.^
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Thanks for the llama first!
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Thank you for drawing amazing dragon art!
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Of course! You have great art, and you draw lots of dragons--how can I not watch you? ^.=.^
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Thanks so much!~
That's very kind of you x3
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Do you ever get the feeling... that you're being watched?
You know what they say: dragon watchers are the best watchers! ^.=.^
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So what does that say about a dragon watcher watching a dragon watcher?
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That they ought to be friends!
And that dragons are awesome.
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Wisest words I ever heard :3 It shall be so!
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I don't know why I wasn't watching you already. You have some fantastic dragon art. 
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You have such great dragon art. How could I not watch you?
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Of course! How can I not watch a great dragon artist?
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Of course? How could I not watch a great dragon artist?
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Thank you for the 
My www.facebook.com/ArtofJimAlex
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I wholeheartedly subscribe to the "Give a fave, get a llama" policy. So thank you!
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How can I not watch such a fantastic dragon artist?
Keep up the good work!
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My word cannot express the gradittude of your lama
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It's the least I could do for those 
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