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I am on aim between the hours usually of 1-4pm central time here. just an fyi
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Terima Kasih, Joey! (Thanks) 
Have a nice day ya
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and thanks for the 
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Hey thanks so much for the message! I really appreciate it.
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I don't remember what my message was! Thanks for your gratitude, but what on Earth did I say?
I'm assuming something nice. I'm assuming it wasn't, "Well, that's sure is skanky."
"Hey thanks so much for the message! I really appreciate it."
...unless it was, and you're being sarcastic...
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Oh, thank you, but I'm not a dude, I'm an asexual floating brain.
...eh, not as funny the second time.
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don't matter your still funny
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Maybe I should move to L.A. and become a stand-up comedian... I hear there's tons of cocaine and skanky girls in that racket.
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Maybe.
But, even then, it probably would've been nonsensical.
I have the worst joke-making moments sometimes. The internet is especially bad, because inflection and tone isn't really there... but at least you don't have to stand there and watch the other person's face and their eyes look you over - judging - and thinking: this guy makes no fucking sense.
Still, I'm sorry. I was worried that maybe you thought I was being insulting. I don't wanna be some creep going around being randomly insulting.
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lmao
It's fine..
A simple "I'm sorry, just a joke"
would have been fine too
and for the whole inflection and tone..
that's why I add smileys to most of my messages
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Thanks you a lot for adding me to your friendlist!
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Why have you been so silent, my little Canadian punch to the head?
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He took some time off to be a nerd and play Halo 3 at his friend's house.
That's kind of a fetish party, if pasty white geeks hiding from the sun, lest they burst into flame, and playing video games, is a fetish. There was soda pop and sunchips. And a cat...and a dog. That makes it a little more seedy.
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ooooh... and I bet the mood was crack house-like... the windows covered with dark sheets, ripped wallpaper... but a wonderful huge TV for the maximum resolution of the ... DOPE!
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Yes, that was exactly it.
I think I'm suffering withdrawals right now.
Over the last year and a half, I grew two inches.
I figured I was done growing, but the other day I decided to measure myself out of boredom and I'm 5' 11". The last time I was measured, I was 5' 9".
I'm almost 20 and still growing...I've always thought of myself as short for some reason, maybe because I have no confidence or self-esteem, but I guess I'm not.........maybe because I have a friend that's 6' 7"...and everything seems short compared to that.
Anyways, that was random.
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i have no idea what 5'11 or 6'7 means... but I think 6'7 is fucking huge!
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I have no idea what it's in metric...and I'm Canadian...haha...I didn't pay attention in school....we don't even learn the Imperial system of measurement..........
five foot eleven......I...
nevermind.
sorry....for confusing.......forget it....
...I'm an idiot.
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well.. i just checked and I'm 5'4 xD
naah, no problem-O!
my cat Eva has a hole in her belly and I'm gonna puke soon!
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oh...that's sad. I don't look forward to my cat getting sick. I felt so bad when he came back from getting de-clawed. He looked terrible.
I almost threw up today. But I didn't. True story.
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Nooooooooooooooes!!!!!!!! I'm totally against throwing up!... done that too many times all over my life: NEVER AGAIN!!!
Any spectacular reason?
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I think because for two days, my intake of food consisted of soda pop and fatty snack foods - hiding out in my friend's basement playing video games...and surviving off stuff I could afford at a corner store....my body just decided it was enough and tried to force it out? lol....but I didn't throw up! It like came up, and was going to come out, but then didn't...it went back inside me....this story is getting more sad and more gross.......apparently, your body needs things like fruit, vegetables, water and protiens, to survive....I didn't know that!
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yeeeah, it does! didnt they teach you the fucking food wheel or whatever they call it there?
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Yes, they did.
In fact, there is a magnet food wheel attached to my fridge to remind me to eat an ungodly amount of food......I can't consume the amount of food I'm supposed to in a day....although, I was happy to learn that, apparently, eating healthily, means eating a bunch of food........but......there's nothing in my fridge except diet coke....grapes.....baking powder....and some sort of lunch meat my grandfather eats that I'd rather not touch, let alone eat........
what's in your fridge?
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lots of things to put on sandwiches, lots of meat, lots of juice... lots of eggs!... healthy things! we have children here!
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I live just with my grandfather.
The cat is the only one that eats healthily here.
I survive off of cereal, coffee and coke....and grapes....sometimes watermelon.....
there's a frozen piece of some kind of meat in the freezer...I think it's lamb....it's been there forever....maybe one day someone will cook it......
I usually go to my mom's if I want kind of real food.....
I used to survive completely off of ordered out Chinese food and the sushi counter at the neighbourhood grocery store....
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Which kind of coke? LOL! must ask! I was hit by a truck of information in this last 2 months!!!
Well.................................................. if it's green or smells like vinaigrette then it probably isn't eatable! Man, learn how to cook! It's an awesome feeling, I love it!
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coca-cola...as if I could afford cocaine. I'm so poor.......I couldn't even afford crystal meth..............I have an underactive thyroid, and take a medication to correct that, if I take two or three....it has the same affect as taking speed......but....you know....that's not a good thing to do....and I'm hyper enough.....but still......
Anyways....
I've tried to cook, it's ended in disaster....well, not really, it ended in me having no confidence after I made several meals for my grandfather which he didn't enjoy....so....I stopped.........
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ROFL i couldn't afford any kind of drug too xD yeah.. i dont think you need any more speed, man! you're fine! you're fine!
My mom likes my meals... I actually cook nice. xD
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Well, I'm terribly jealous of your cooking skills.
What do you, umm, like to cook? ...that sounds like one of the dumbest questions ever to me...I...ugh....but seriously, what do you like to cook? food.
I...anyways. I'm losing my mind!
Sigh.
So... yes.
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LOOOL
I like cooking lasagna! I'm the lasagna girl! xD eheheh Any kind of lasagna is fine for me. What's your favorite food, 'nyway?
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oh, I don't know...umm...I think pizza, just plain pepperoni pizza...which sounds lame and unexotic, but I could eat pizza constantly...day in and out...until I got so fat I exploded......of course I don't! because I don't want to blow up....and die.....I love wasting my life.......
...do you, umm, have msn?
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yeah i do
blowing up is a wonderful thing! if you blow up with pleasure of food, of course!
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