Tavrosnitram44 [2014-05-30 15:28:36 +0000 UTC]

hEy DAVE I HAVE A LEFT OVER CHICKEN NUGGET UG DO YOU WANT IT,

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AskTheEeveeTrolls [2013-08-26 20:35:07 +0000 UTC]

Admin: Hello Dave. I have looked you in a room with no windows. There is a door, but it is impossible to open alone. The only way to get out is if you beat my high score at qwop (44 meters). Also, no cheating.

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AskBabyDave [2013-04-07 20:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Gaaaabuuba!

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GhostsandLollipops [2012-12-28 03:22:16 +0000 UTC]

hehe, hey there dave!! what've you been up to lately?

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TypessLikeeThiss [2012-12-27 00:35:18 +0000 UTC]

y u so hot yeah shake it quake it booty bake it

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s0gay [2012-12-03 12:49:11 +0000 UTC]

happpy birthday dave

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Gin-no-Tsuki1326 [2012-12-01 22:12:54 +0000 UTC]

hi dave
i was wondering if you would like to join my group that i made, dedicated to homestuck reactors.
i would send you an invitation, but my computer is being buggy so it wont let me... i would love it if you would join contributors!
my group is

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s0gay [2012-11-27 03:00:32 +0000 UTC]

imwa atchign u

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Ask-Karkat-Vantas555 [2012-11-24 20:32:08 +0000 UTC]

HEY, ASSHOLE. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHENOZZLE AS YOURSELF?

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Crabby-Sickles [2012-11-04 04:53:06 +0000 UTC]

{{AskusHomestuck keeps dying 8(

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DaveStriderReacts [2012-10-20 16:21:35 +0000 UTC]

hey

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FoxAtom [2012-08-19 19:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Hey Dave, how does it feel to be in God Tier form now?

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AskKingJohn [2012-08-16 07:17:41 +0000 UTC]

hey alternate universe from mine dave, thanks for the follow! what's up?

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Ask-Jade-GG [2012-08-15 04:17:24 +0000 UTC]

dave!dave!dave!!!!

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Starfairy5-Epsofie [2012-08-14 23:07:57 +0000 UTC]

chou [link] : can i please have a hug cho cho?

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AskTheSeerOfMind [2012-08-14 22:10:35 +0000 UTC]

TH4NKS D4V3

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AskJohnEgcat [2012-08-14 09:18:58 +0000 UTC]

will you marry me?

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AskLittleRedKitten [2012-08-13 17:21:41 +0000 UTC]

DAVE!
I love you so much, Lets go on an adventure ; v ;

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s0gay [2012-08-13 17:07:10 +0000 UTC]

Dave, What is your relationship with Bro? owo

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CoreyAMurray [2012-08-01 01:13:03 +0000 UTC]

Yo, Dave! I triple-dog-dare you to show everybody your butt with your underwear still on!

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KrionIris [2012-07-31 19:44:55 +0000 UTC]

whats better- Lil Cal of your Bro's other smuppets?

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kitty365911 [2012-07-21 21:33:26 +0000 UTC]

has bro ever forced you into cute outfits when you were little, that you can recall?

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Clockwork-Lives [2012-07-15 00:39:22 +0000 UTC]

DO YOU H4V3 4NY R3D F33L1NGS FOR 4NYON3, D4V3? >;]

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AskMamaKorea [2012-06-29 15:09:21 +0000 UTC]

DGUJKHKJHSEWL-
THANK YOU FOR THE WATCH, HOMGGG!!
*le stamps forehead*

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AskBFFBunnyPrUK [2012-06-27 23:47:44 +0000 UTC]

((Where would you go and be all cool n' stuff, other than Alternia and your apartment place? ))

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AskPuppetPimp [2012-06-27 01:46:16 +0000 UTC]

Yo. Dave. Let's go get taquitos.

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