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badsockmonkey [10952589] [] "Socky McSockerson"

# Statistics

Favourites: 35; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 0

Watching: 9; Pageviews: 2480; Comments Made: 124; Friends: 9


# Comments

Comments: 30

emilie-draw [2012-04-26 21:34:40 +0000 UTC]

can you send me the link of the comic of x-men evolution! i can't find it and im sad cuz it sounded really nice!

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badsockmonkey In reply to emilie-draw [2012-04-26 21:42:19 +0000 UTC]

totally!!! hears the BEST comic, it's called Evo Everlasting and it's the BEST!!! omg, you HAVE to read it!!! [link] ill put the links back up for you, too

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badsockmonkey [2010-10-12 21:26:11 +0000 UTC]

hmmm... synopsis...

Person: some people just have weird fetishes

You: ITs a shame 2 of his pictures wont be here within the next few hours.
(How ANYONE WHO DOESNT KNOW YOU interprets this statement, which had no written connotations of sarcasam on it: "Stupid DA not allowing Fetish arts on it! I wish ALL pictures on this sight were of dudes nuts and hardons! *sigh*")

Someone else: Shame? Not so much. There are plenty of websites out there that not only welcome, but encourage this sort of work. DA is not one of them. The internet is not limited in scope, so long as one chooses to upload things in the correct places.
(How ANYONE would interpret this statement: "Yeahh, no. DA's rules don't allow fetish work. If you really need to jerkoff that badly, go to one of THOSE sites." Note: The the word "Art" is never used to describe the photo.)

You: Well his little pecker. can go there. This isnt art. Now kindly piss off i didnt ask for a second opinion.
(How EVERYONE reads this: "RUGHSHALKFJ*RAGE* HOW DARE U MISINTURPRET ME! MEEEE!! I clearly am not going to read what you wrote, and instead throw up arguments involving the definition of art, a word which was clearly and specifically not used! Ha HA! That'll show them! Goddamn I'm awesome. I'll block them too, that way it'll look like I won the argument. FUCK. I'm SUCH A GENIUS!"

Me:Waaaaaow. Way to restate everything she just said, but in a total asshole way. You're the one who said "it's a shame"... try denoting your sarcasm next time. Otherwise, it just looks like you sympathize with this fetishist, and are probably a friend of his. :/

ib4baawwwwwblocked! lololol
I get blocked. BAWWWWWWW

You:*see bellow comment... but oh nooooes! The work got removed, probably because WE ALL REPORTED IT HURHURR! So, instead, you come to my page to post the comment here. Y'know. JUST in case I didn't see how awesome you are, and how big your e-peen is.*

And, just as an afterthought... you DO realize that blocking someone, and then going to their page and leaving comments is considered harassment under DA policy, and could earn you a ban if I chose to report it? It's a good thing I just really... really don't care that much. Plus: If I did that, I might not get to giggle over your continued attempts at... what I can only assume is a linear thought process. Aren't you just the most adorable thing ever? I'm also not going to block you, because I'm not afraid of anything you might say. *gasp!* you might say something that makes me look... Wrong?! But I'm ME! I can't EVER be shown as WRONG! THE WORLD MIGHT IMPLODE! OH GODS, NOOOOOOOOO!

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PindragonDesigns [2010-10-02 05:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Hey if getting trash off of a ARt site is bad guess im the anti christ ^_^ no such thing as fetish ART a fetish is a sexual thing unlike True Nude art its more about the human body and shape then what makes a loser ina basements cock swell. Get it straight douche bag.

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Father-Alexander [2009-10-15 22:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Snapshots? You think my photography of Peru is a bunch of "Snapshots"? Wow... now, i've been insulted before. Hey, hey, guess what? FUCK YOU!

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badsockmonkey In reply to Father-Alexander [2009-10-18 00:37:13 +0000 UTC]

wull, yeah i think ur photography of Peru is a bunch of snapshots. what's wrong with that? i mean- ur pics of Machu Picchu (lol! had to google it to spell it right!!!) are pretty and all, but they look exactly the same as the pics my grams took when she was there. just doesn't seem a lot of time was spent composing ur shots. maybe u did, and if that's so, then im sorry, cause they still sorta turned out like any other tourist photos. i dont see why ur getting so upset.

lemme help, kay? - ur first pic is almost there. it really is! just, you've got that little triangle of brick in the lower right corner? if u had just adjusted ur aim up by enough to cut that out u could have nailed that one. but its attention to detail that makes the difference between 'snap shot vacation photos' and 'hotography.'

the 2nd ones alot like the first. it's realllllly close. in fact, both of them could be arted waaaaaaay up by a simple crop job! this one, the postcard rack is distracting. its too close to the edge of the picture, and has a bit of an 'out of place feel' for the rest of the pic. i know, i know- its actually there... but u could have gotten such a cooler feel if u had changed ur composition juuuuust that much.

its just little things like that- unplanned composition, bad backlighting, what i can only think of is over-zoomed grain, tilted shot, reflections on glass- that mark these pics as 'snapshots' or just sorta unprofessional. that doesn't mean theyre not good memory holders or anything.

i cant even remember what i said to make u so angry. i tried to go back but u marked my comment as spam... u do know that ur the only one who can look at things marked as spam on ur own page, right? its a blocked comment to everyone else. if u want people to look at the comment, u can't have it marked as spam. sorry!

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BlazeRocket [2009-10-15 06:48:26 +0000 UTC]

.... Are you stalking me O_o

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badsockmonkey In reply to BlazeRocket [2009-10-15 14:37:01 +0000 UTC]

lololol! do you mind?

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waterlilly2808 [2009-09-02 12:40:29 +0000 UTC]

By the way, you are only picking a fight cause you nothing else better to do beside making sock monkeys

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badsockmonkey In reply to waterlilly2808 [2009-09-02 13:49:38 +0000 UTC]

oh heavens your right. the only thing i have to do is make sock monekys! that's clearly the only explination! you've cracked me wide open with your massive braining. oh no, oh my what will i do?

i'm not picking a fight. i'm poking a fat little puppy that whirls in circles every time, barking at the air. it's tooooooo funny

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waterlilly2808 In reply to badsockmonkey [2009-09-02 18:32:40 +0000 UTC]

it's okay

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princessSEGA [2009-09-02 12:33:49 +0000 UTC]

What is your deal. No watchers is pretty sad! Stop pickin on my friend. Your just jealous cause she has friends and you dont!

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badsockmonkey In reply to princessSEGA [2009-09-02 13:47:35 +0000 UTC]

what's sad is thinking that having 'watchers' is important. why would I want watchers? it's not like i'm uploading anything worth looking at. a thought process you might, y'know, wanna employ the next time YOU chose to upload somethin'. waaaaaaaow.

try again?

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princessSEGA In reply to badsockmonkey [2009-09-02 14:21:38 +0000 UTC]

I know its not important. I just wanna know why your being like that to my friend!

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badsockmonkey In reply to princessSEGA [2009-09-02 14:33:32 +0000 UTC]

reason one: she's stupid. and not just garden varity stupid. stupid in that very special 'joe-bob-marie just ran into that thar pole and plum knocked herself to the ground' helmet wearing ernest goes to camp kinda stupid.

which leads to reason number two: it makes me giggle.

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princessSEGA In reply to badsockmonkey [2009-09-02 14:35:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh ok! She just didnt know. She askes lots of questions. People who ask alot of questions all the time are very smart!

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badsockmonkey In reply to princessSEGA [2009-09-02 14:52:38 +0000 UTC]

her question was preemptively answered. multiple times. for over a year. again. and again. if she had been paying attention AT ALL, she would have known, the answer. the fact that it's ALSO stated in the exact same sentence that she has "no time" perhaps indicates to any non-moron that she's BUSY and doesn't have time for retarded-ass already answered questions.

it's like, if, ever day, we all get in in line for lunch, and the lunch lady announces "Today we have grilled cheese sandwiches and potato fries for lunch. There's only American cheese though. We don't have any other kinds." and then all of a sudden, this tard goes "Oh- can I have SWISS on my sandwich?" NO. WHY would you even think that? There has NEVER been swiss, and just because your sparkly fat puppy ass thinks it's cute and SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE doesn't make it so. everyone else thinks your an idiot.

your = your retarded fat puppy friend, in this case.

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princessSEGA In reply to badsockmonkey [2009-09-02 15:55:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh! That makes totally sense! Good piont! Im sorry i yelled. Forgive me! What was her question?

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badsockmonkey In reply to princessSEGA [2009-09-02 23:07:57 +0000 UTC]

"Do you take requests?"

the answer to which is located in every non-archive jounal entry is, "-I have no time to do requests right now, unfortunately. I'll let you know when I'm available again to take requests. Sorry!"

but don't worry. your little friend's stopped using her words, like the big girl she isn't, so i've lost interest. better just hope that no-one else sees her spewing her retardation and decides to jump in though. that's the problem with posting publicly, isnt it?

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princessSEGA In reply to badsockmonkey [2009-09-02 23:22:19 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhhhhh!

yeah it is!

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waterlilly2808 [2009-09-01 14:23:26 +0000 UTC]

Listen can you stop, I get it!!!!!!!!! One of my friend will talk to you if you don't stop!!!

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badsockmonkey In reply to waterlilly2808 [2009-09-02 09:28:40 +0000 UTC]

And who, pray tell, is your "friend?" *giggles* as if you could actually make real friends.

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waterlilly2808 In reply to badsockmonkey [2009-09-02 12:26:13 +0000 UTC]

at least I have more page views then you!!! And more friends!

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badsockmonkey In reply to waterlilly2808 [2009-09-02 13:45:00 +0000 UTC]

*giggles* Oh, you think "page views" amounts to anything important. i'm just here to look art art, babycakes. I'm not interested in being 'opular.' I have enough friend IRL. you know. that time away from the computer when you have to go to school, and interact with people who can actually see you? Yeah.

maybe you have more DA friends, and more page views, but at least I have a brain. that. y'know. I use.


try again with an argument I care about ?

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mikegoulty [2009-08-12 01:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Second night in a row you've been on my page without saying anything. Something wrong?

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badsockmonkey In reply to mikegoulty [2009-08-12 02:40:51 +0000 UTC]

No??? I didn't know I had to say something. I keep seeing your icon, so I clicked, but then you don't have any fanart, or socks, so....

What was I supposed to say???

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mikegoulty In reply to badsockmonkey [2009-08-12 02:43:42 +0000 UTC]

haha, you don't have to say anything.

Just most people who come to my page come, say something and stay... or come, say nothing, and leave. It's a little unusual to have someone come, say nothing, then come again!

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valatdeviantart [2009-08-11 05:33:03 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to dA!

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badsockmonkey In reply to valatdeviantart [2009-08-11 06:46:38 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou! I wanna make more dolls to upload, there are some really good people here!

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valatdeviantart In reply to badsockmonkey [2009-08-11 08:42:04 +0000 UTC]

Make them, make them!

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