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"C.L.U. 2.0"
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# Comments
Comments: 173
*Star Wars reference*
CLU, I AM YOUR FATHER!
NOOOOOOO!!!
Just wondered how will you react on this, Mr. Perfect XD
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oh Clu you are so clueless about the users world!...... hehehe got it?........got it? because you are clu.....eless? .....oh gawd i just couldnt resist, please dont derezz me! it was Castors idea!!!
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All hail the mighty and magnificent ruler of The Grid!
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hm... this could be wierd. My friends all call me CLU 3.0 yet I am female I wonder what happened....
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You have no right to bear the name Clu, as it can only be assigned to programs as glorious as I. Which you most definitely are not.
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Hey Clu, what's the seventh prime number?
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Really? I was created with the same objective in mind. I am simply glitched. And you are probably right about not being glorious enough... I'm a glitched program, anyways
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You know what.
You're an alright dude.
Stay classy, Clu.
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Depends on what constitutes as being nice.
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nice: not saying stuff that will hurt people's feelings such as telling them they need to "learn to type like a normal person before you try speak to me"-this was very rude.
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Why should I be polite to a user? I don't care, I do what I want.
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ah, but what if i am not a user?
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What else can you be? If you're not a program, you're a user, simple as that. And you are definitely not a program.
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you are clu, creator of the perfect system.
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i am RAM 2.5. a mcafee anti-virus security program. i will help you create the perfect system. we started off on the wrong foot, and i apologize for not typing correctly.
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...
Somehow I don't know whether to hate you or love you...
My guess is that I'm at the borderline.
Question:When you said that you have 'other plans' for Quorra...are you...um...you know...stuff?
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Love me. I need more minions.
Whatever plans I had for her no longer matters, so keep your nose out of it.
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AH-HA! I HAVE FOUND YOU CLU.
D:<
What am I going to do about it? Nothing...absolutely nothing.
...for now.
-stares you down-
>8I
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Learn to type like a normal person before you come and try to speak to me.
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that is rather rude of you. that is what people do these days.
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that's okay. I recognize your love and I love you too, program.
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don't mention it, man. Don't mention it.
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i just mentioned it. ^.^ hee hees!
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hahaha, I believe that's a sense of humour? Wonderful.
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why thank you clu. *bows*
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I am compelled to compliment you on your taste, good sir.
That is one awesome coat you have there.
[i]Awesome.[/i]
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It is apparent that you will never make a decent programmer, user.
But I do indeed have to agree there, the coat is awesome.
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i love your way of speaking, so funny-in a good way.
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Ah, my secret's out, then.
It is true, programming is not my forte. Propaganda, on the other hand...
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....Oh, for the love of code.
Please ignore the italics fail. >.>
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