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"Derp de Durp"
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CREATED BY felislupus.deviantart.com/
You are now cursed by the ghost of a girl invented by PokemonPlatinum . She will curse you forever unless you post this on about 15 other PLZ accounts.
CASE #1
Annoying Orange did not post this on any PLZs. He then heard voices in his head telling him to cut an apple. He did it, which put him in jail. His life is now ruined.
CASE #2
Shrek posted this on 5 PLZs. He then shat bricks. His onion layers bled for 2 months.
CASE #3
Sandy Cheeks posted this on 10 PLZs. She choked on DEEZ NUTS her crush gave her, spitting them all over him when she got them out of her throat. She was humiliated by her classmates and became a viral sensation.
CASE #4
Gumball Watterson posted this on 15 PLZs. He received a potato in the mail from Penny that gave him good luck.
CASE #5
[insert username here] posted this on 20 PLZs. They gained +10 strong.
Hey, are you still reading? If so, hi.
POST THIS ON...
0-4 PLZS- LIFE RUINED
5-9 PLZS- SHIT BRICKS
10-14 PLZS- EMBARRASSMENT
15-19 PLZS- EARN A GOOD LUCK POTATO
20= PLZS- GAIN +10 STRONG
But I must warn you... This is no joke..
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DERPY HOOVES
Y U NO DIE?
Well, shut the fuck up.
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I could just report you for violating the community standards in the comments, that would shut you up for a long time. . .somewhere from 3 weeks to forever.
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So is Sunset Shimmer.
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Interesting combination
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You should look up the definition of "Mary Sue." because it does not mean "Background character that only ever spoke once."
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Your Icon is awesome, good show.
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That's quite a list
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You bet! ^^ The best pony deserves a lot. X3
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Now that you've started to read this, you can stop anytime you want. This is a joke. IM NOT KIDDING, STOP NOW! One day a boy named Gaylord McSpazicam got hit by a plane, a train, a cane, and Shane (Dawson) Ipin that order. SEND THIS TO POTATO PEOPLE IN APPLESAUCE SECONDS, OR YOU WILL HAVE THE SAME FATE AS GAYLORD!
Case 1: Susui McBoosie - She ignored it. Oh, poor susui. When she was walking to school, outside of her house, the lights went out. 7 hours later, She quickly went back inside to tell her mom horrible news. She got -1 on her final exam.
Case 2: Billy Bob Joe - Jesus people, let's atleast try to get better names.
Case 2.5: John Smith - He only sent it to Firetruck people. Bad choice, John. While John was reading his book (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire), his power went out. Unusual for John, since he lived on top of an electric pole. In his corner, he saw Unwanted House Guest. He was so happy to see him! UHG gave him a wrench and disappeared. A wrench! Just what he needed! He fixed the electric pole and got back to his football game.
Case 3: Steven McBeeven: He sent it to potato people. Good job, Steven *sarcasm*. The next day, he fell 3082737 flights of stairs, landed on a rocket, fell off the rocket (while828292928272627 km in the air), and landed into a jet engine.
DONT HAVE THE SAME FATE AS GAYLORD!
1-2 people: Your a lucky son of a bitch.
2-5 people: Uhhhhhhh.
5-10 people: Your going to die.
10-Potato people: Barely live, die, or live a long healthy life! Spin the wheel of fortune! SANDWHICHEZ
BUT YOUR A FUCKING GENIUS.
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this
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works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
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Keep
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was
this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....
you only have 1 hour
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What a waste of a comment. Honestly...
Derpy Whooves deserves way better than CHAINMAIL.
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I'm actually kind of happy that this Plz Account is important enough to warrant spam love, that's like. . .a sign that you've made it on DA.
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A chain comment? I just don't know what went wrong...
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Y'know what I think
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgslUr…
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Ahh yes, Math. . .never a good time.
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That is certainly a curious ship.
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... Lol wut?
Sorry. Can't control my self.
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I FOUND YOU www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgslUr…
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Can't control myself. Still laughing.
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